Episode 9: Ghosts!/Transcript

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 * I got my Colt and add my heart hand I

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 * will put one in your box in the other in

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 * your vagina Kathy Lutz I just love it

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 * here alright welcome to the last podcast

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 * on the left for Marcus parks and Henry

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 * Zebrowski embed gizzle and today we're

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 * talking all things I'm angry Zebrowski

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 * suppose he is Henry Zebrowski Marcus

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 * Parks is grabbing the Ouija board right

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 * now yeah are gonna get you key where

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 * they're gonna get spooky today's theme

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 * is all ghosts all the time and I must

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 * say we're looking at a stand right now

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 * the vast majority of Americans do not

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 * believe in ghosts do not believe in do

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 * not believe they are wrong once again

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 * lutely about everything it's like the

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 * same percentage of people who don't

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 * believe in ghosts the same percentage of

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 * people who like hot pockets I love hot

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 * pockets you don't believe in ghosts

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 * everybody knows it yeah apparently only

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 * 33% of Americans believe in ghosts and

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 * so this episode is dedicated to the 57%

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 * who do not we are going to convince you

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 * ghosts are real and they live in your

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 * home they are real they are fucking your

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 * wife they are having sex with your lady

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 * that's why she's been so happy

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 * absolutely because finally have some a

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 * ghost who hasn't had sex for thousands

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 * of years itself taking such a slow time

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 * sucking on the inside of your wives

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 * thighs going up in a ghost as a thousand

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 * years to figure out where that clitoris

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 * is outside of a jack

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 * he takes his cold his cold ghost fingers

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 * can make him hot sometimes I think I you

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 * know they say that with a cold hot cold

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 * I supposed to do the vagina cold hot

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 * cold that goes through that naturally

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 * I'll tell you one thing a ghost playing

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 * with the clinton looks like that i

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 * poofer you when you go to the old i

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 * debit your name oh that makes it

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 * clitoris stimulated a very very happy

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 * i'll tell you that clitoris believes in

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 * the magic of a ghost but let's really

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 * get down to the fact that ghosts are

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 * real let's get back to that you're

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 * having sex with your wife and it's fine

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 * it's totally fun why it's not cheating

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 * it's a ghost penis it's a ghost because

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 * it's a real penis theoretically you can

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 * keep your hymen intact it goes right

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 * through it as it goes yeah you never

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 * know

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 * but in real haunting stories of course

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 * one of the most famous ghost stories of

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 * all time the Amityville

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 * whore now this is so The Amityville

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 * Horror house was a place in would to

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 * Amityville New York which is like out on

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 * Long Island would you beautiful home but

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 * it's actually very nice home and now an

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 * iconic house everyone knows what it

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 * looks like it's been like was five

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 * movies our basement I know there was the

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 * Amityville Horror one good one and then

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 * Amityville 3d which is pretty good

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 * pretty goes like Amityville Horror which

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 * was just that the main one which is

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 * fantastic um but so this is this is the

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 * story of a house that a couple move into

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 * and uh basically these we see a variety

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 * of but like a house possession type

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 * thing words like flies uh surrounding

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 * the windows like blood dripping from the

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 * walls to protective 'ti like brings in

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 * the mirrors yes up like like pretty

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 * heavily haunted stuff choo choo is that

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 * from Ozzy that's Ozzy yeah absolutely so

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 * they're hearing voices things are going

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 * completely wrong I mean if they ever it

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 * may be interesting a flytrap of a fly

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 * script you know going on strips one of

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 * those just get just get the new the you

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 * know the weather guards you put under

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 * your door after keep the flies outside

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 * the outside there and when when the

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 * thing starts bleeding got a fucking

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 * tampon

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 * get a tail get up you know I think the

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 * priests serve is a pretty good fly strip

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 * and yeah go horn yeah they seem to just

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 * love him they really just go inside of

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 * him but so so the real story of this

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 * house it is based on a true story about

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 * how videos people didn't feel so that

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 * was the family lived in the house like

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 * they owned the house run with a couple

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 * and the de filled family was just your

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 * standard sort of Long Island Italian you

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 * know sort of like they were living the

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 * American dream like sort of family and

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 * the oldest son of the family was a

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 * Richard

03:59 - Ronald Ronald DeFeo we don't say 04:02
 * Ronald it's always Ronny Ronny it's

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 * always a Ronny never named your kid

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 * Ronny

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 * nine times out of ten he's going to be

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 * in prison by the time he's 20 yeah but

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 * for killing you I mean hey you know it's

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 * a death wish as these parents say but so

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 * the basically Romeo shows up at 8:00

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 * what do you have something say I'm gonna

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 * go into the two murders

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 * go to this fucking murder November 13

04:28 1974 around 6:30 he shows up at a bar 04:32
 * around like in this Long Island area and

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 * basically gets a bunch of dudes he's

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 * like you gotta help me somebody shot my

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 * mom and dad they go to the house I don't

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 * know it was yeah who could have done it

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 * I think I know Kalin did it um get a

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 * kill Kim was a sperm well you never know

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 * how old he is you dr. bloure needs time

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 * traveler he went back and then he went

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 * back and killed Hitler which is why we

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 * don't know who he is

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 * uh-huh

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 * Hitler what was I taught all did I just

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 * say something that happened um so we got

05:05 1974 he burst into a bar hey somebody 05:08
 * shot my mother somebody shot my father

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 * and they still were in her yeah buddy no

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 * no they didn't know about that he didn't

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 * say that they show up at the house they

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 * find the mother and the father dead they

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 * then look throughout the house and they

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 * find the other three kids all all of his

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 * brothers and sisters shot

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 * execution-style in this house and then

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 * you know they've tried em and all this

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 * stuff very there was sort of like

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 * mysterious circumstances in the mo

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 * here's the situation when it comes down

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 * to the murders the the family members

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 * were all found undisturbed - the shot

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 * gun to their head the blood no one

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 * remembering a shotgun noise and the

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 * neighbors are pretty close there yeah

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 * yeah you definitely hear there's no

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 * silencer on the gun there is a and all

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 * the children and the parents were found

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 * fight it facedown on their tummies yeah

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 * you would think that if you hear your

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 * father get shot and your mother gets

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 * shot shotgun blasts upstairs is going to

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 * wake up everybody and he would spring

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 * into action so stuff was that better

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 * than AM radio to wake you up

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 * oh yeah shotgun to wake you up you're up

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 * Amelia a gunshot we'll really just get

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 * me moving you know it's God's alarm I I

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 * have like just a standard beep beep beep

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 * beep along to match but what I

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 * oh I'm the devil you know well that

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 * would be busy oh I hate mondays Oh

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 * Garfield Oh Garfield loves lasagna he

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 * loves his family Garfield

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 * kelan Johnny's gallon Odie Oh lemon

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 * happening the whole house the thing is

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 * it uh so mysterious circumstances

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 * happening the murder themselves they

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 * arrest him if they clean out the house

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 * they then sell this house to a couple

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 * that does not know that this happened

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 * this is before they had sort of like

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 * regulations in like we now you have like

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 * property shark calm or you can look up

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 * something kind of see what's happened in

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 * an address before you show up that's

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 * actually a good idea if you're buying a

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 * house or if you're renting apartment I

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 * would say to look on property shark calm

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 * run your address and make sure there

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 * wasn't a mass murder that happened in

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 * your hair uppity property shorter cause

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 * there is some money property shark ROM

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 * but the so the house right yeah they

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 * bought this house I know it was just

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 * profoundly haunted well according

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 * there's some there's some uh some

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 * evidence out there that maybe they just

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 * plan this entire thing as well it's cuz

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 * they were there for a month and just

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 * immediately got a book deal really you

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 * know but that's the thing it's like

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 * those are creative people yes they are

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 * they're technically making use of the

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 * American dream mm-hmm and making money

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 * for themselves in a sort of

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 * entrepreneurship type way of just lying

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 * it's a straight up line so so yes so

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 * theoretically the house is haunted by

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 * the six people that were killed which is

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 * Ronald DeFeo he named him sell his son

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 * after himself that's really nice that's

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 * always rude I'm a junior you're a junior

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 * yeah I'm Henry Thomas a russki junior my

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 * father was a memory Thomas Dobrowski I

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 * went to spread on the name but that's

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 * just me and then of course there's Lois

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 * Duffy Oh Louise Louise Louise Louise

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 * that's his wife in threes

08:05 43 and 42 his parents were he was 23 08:08
 * they were a little scampi weren't this

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 * is back in the day the old country I

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 * suppose so he was a car deal they were

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 * having sex in order to keep warm on the

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 * boat from Italy right that's a good

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 * point

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 * you would think their hair alone would

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 * do it but no takes the friction of hair

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 * on hair hey we need to get a fire up

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 * here on the

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 * Oh why'd you have you Italian somebody

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 * challenge for a little while yeah just a

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 * bum but fucker he'll just have to shake

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 * hands do you wanna friction whenever

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 * they touch oh my god I've never seen a

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 * wrist so course with hair it's immediate

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 * look at that he's got ravioli four toes

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 * the Italian is a disappear starter we

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 * have smallpox in and we should sell it

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 * to the Indians so let's talk about

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 * looking for children though dawn 18

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 * Alison 13 mark 12 and John Matthew is

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 * nine so this is who's haunting the house

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 * theoretically theoretically well so if

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 * you want to look at just like haunting

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 * the general let's say that the art line

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 * which is what we always say go so real

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 * right we know they go so real so you

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 * imagine that okay so what they what is

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 * the general understanding of what ghosts

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 * are which is like human beings are

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 * fueled by an energy that keeps us alive

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 * right which is like tricity essentially

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 * yes energy can neither be created nor

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 * destroyed so you look at it purposeful

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 * structures that are built and neat and

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 * they talk about that what what ghosts

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 * would kind of be technically maybe are

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 * not thinking entities but are recordings

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 * of what happened in the house where your

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 * energies release in this house over a

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 * long period of time specially when your

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 * family and your you know kids and then

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 * when you die an incredibly traumatic

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 * fashion it like creates this sort of

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 * major release of energy that basically

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 * you then are recorded into a home where

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 * it's like now the the the house becomes

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 * like is sort of like - we are yeah it's

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 * like it's like a place where it's like

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 * you're watching the same show right over

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 * and over again which is the show of

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 * Ronald DeFeo killing his family sure so

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 * don't just see him go door to door and

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 * room to room killing all the children

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 * it's what you're going to see and of

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 * course the walls bleed but that's where

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 * it gets kind of intense where it's just

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 * like you don't know is that do you think

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 * that really happened I mean I think that

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 * they may have seen something like that

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 * you know we saw some shit no such thing

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 * about thing there's never like any blood

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 * left over on the wall it's very

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 * mysterious but I assume if you see the

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 * blood coming off the wall you're gonna

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 * remember that you got to remember it you

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 * know like you're not going to be I also

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 * what keeps you spirits in a lot of power

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 * lines if your home is surrounded by

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 * power lines according to a program I saw

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 * on the History Channel that's

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 * really internet yeah that'll keep the

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 * spirits in but that's why doesn't let

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 * the energy out when they talk about when

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 * Ghost Hunters quotient cocoa centres

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 * which is if I could just if I'm not

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 * going to be a comedian with my life I'm

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 * gonna be a goddamn goes under barely

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 * there is cuz it's either the it's either

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 * the most insane awesome job in the face

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 * of the planet

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 * or it's the the greatest con job to ever

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 * exist and that just gotta be fuckin

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 * hilarious with them there's ghosts

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 * everywhere oh I'm there just having the

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 * time of their life throws guys are

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 * always thirteen-year-old boys yeah it's

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 * all just yeah they're huge dog and

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 * they're always looking for you know

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 * they're investigating ghosts but it just

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 * always turned out to be old me mr.

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 * MacLean Q&A; shenanigans and a ghost

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 * costume

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 * um that's right so these people what's

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 * the name of the couple that moved into

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 * the Amityville

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 * I am not I'm actually not sure all right

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 * so continue on sorry white very white

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 * bread couple yeah oh yeah it was like a

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 * yuppie family the whole thing works like

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 * it was to like it was their first house

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 * was like this thing uh they were super

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 * young oh they were so excited um yeah

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 * well here's the deal so uh yeah so do

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 * you see it uh J Anson he wrote the novel

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 * called The Amityville Horror he gave the

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 * couple by the way three hundred thousand

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 * dollars

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 * they'd stay there for 28 days their

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 * names are George and Kathy Lutz they had

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 * three children they moved into 112 Ocean

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 * Avenue and the left of the Lutz family

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 * left the house claiming that they were

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 * just completely haunted paranormal

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 * activity was going on all around the

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 * Randall house they left their clothes

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 * they left Dara you know the the food in

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 * the fridge she just really scampered on

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 * out where that that kind of thing must

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 * have seen something and it's like I

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 * don't know

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 * like I feel like screenwriters and

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 * people who write novels or they're gonna

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 * want to find a sort of contextualized I

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 * think that and an actual ghost haunting

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 * is going to be much more abstract like

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 * you know when you're tripping and you

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 * see things when you're tripping that

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 * that are abstract but you attach a

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 * specific thing to it yeah you know it's

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 * just like you watch something move and

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 * you're like oh I saw cats dancing but

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 * like what you saw was a sort of a weird

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 * just sort of collection of images I

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 * imagine that if a ghost is real and if

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 * it's that palpable of a haunting that

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 * like it just sort of like makes you trip

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 * balls so they're like it's like what

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 * you're watching is

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 * the environment change and it's like you

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 * see a thing that looks like the stud

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 * walls moving were to compare to blood

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 * pouring from the wall you know you mean

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 * we're ahead

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 * it's on your head in Italy and that's

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 * how it would work I imagine or I just

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 * don't know I just don't think that a

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 * ghost would show up with like a

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 * personality and be like I guess I said I

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 * feel like the same way about sort of you

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 * know what like God right where it's like

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 * I don't think a ghost would be like good

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 * oh well yeah I feel like the ghost is

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 * probably very lonely they want you there

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 * stay here stay with me do you have to go

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 * to work today

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 * oh come on why don't you stay with me me

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 * I got my cult and at my heart hand I

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 * will put one in your Botany are they in

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 * your vagina Kathy Lutz I just love it

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 * here I like it here this is my favorite

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 * house well if we're gonna talk about

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 * ghosts we have to talk about the ghosts

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 * puberty connection oh yeah they did like

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 * but like poltergeist activity they say

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 * it's like mostly surrounded by like a

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 * sort of debt it's very prevalent among

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 * girls as their bodies change when girls

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 * get it maybe the blood on the wall is

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 * just a girl putting her butt on the wall

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 * plug it up plug it up and looks like I

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 * in elephant butt bit but there's just

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 * something to it with its which is why

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 * like when Ghost Hunters come into a

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 * house is like you know they bring the

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 * physical instruments they bring which is

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 * like sort of like electrical activity

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 * right like a little what what is it

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 * gonna taste EMF yeah whatever it is they

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 * don't even magnetic fields and they

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 * check that it was sort of like that's

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 * where it would be as I'm in like sort of

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 * magnetic level and then when your body

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 * is changing like you literally have

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 * sections of a woman's body is like

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 * coming to life it's like parts of a

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 * factory are like turning on inside but I

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 * don't fucking know this is disgusting

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 * I'm just say I know it's what parts of a

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 * woman's body are coming to life what

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 * were they doing before that they were

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 * just going yeah

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 * I'm gonna get out of here I'm gonna make

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 * you bleed girl all right so then

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 * poltergeist activity happens around them

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 * actually the dogs hanging out where

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 * they're constantly sniffing around the

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 * crotch Rascoe get away Wendy come on

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 * Rosco just something about her

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 * alright so what they have they got a

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 * full-spectrum camcorder this is what you

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 * can use a a psb7 you know with this

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 * Ghost boxes what's this ghost box is

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 * this it's I mean it's retarded but good

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 * the thing it goes boxes what they have

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 * is it's this thing that sits on a desk

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 * and it measures electromagnetic waves

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 * and temperature changes and then what it

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 * does is attaches words to it that it

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 * speaks as if like creating its own sort

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 * of like lexicon that this

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 * electromagnetic wave and this

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 * temperature means it's trying to say

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 * like dog in the house yeah yeah and it

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 * really just comes out and random ah yeah

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 * yeah like it's all definitely dog in the

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 * house pugs dog in the house and what

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 * does it mean turns out woman used to

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 * live here in the 1820s would you believe

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 * it she'd a dog in the house holy fucking

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 * shit Johnson I believe we've got

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 * ourselves a haunting

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 * all right let's burn this house to the

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 * ground don't worry we're really Scotia's

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 * to burn this whole fucking house to the

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 * ground

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 * let's kill everybody who's been here but

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 * it won't see the ghost seems to have

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 * their memory wiped

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 * we don't have that sort of equipment

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 * we'll just get a god damn janitor yes

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 * this will not remember these ghosts I I

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 * remembered everything it was just

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 * terrible I just don't think I'm gonna

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 * have taps come back to my house anytime

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 * soon I'm a ghost hunter Oh

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 * I mean I feel like they were the real

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 * demons 65 bucks for that fantastic

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 * little device for The Ghost Box so go

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 * and pick that up right away right away

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 * put it in your house fucking fart on it

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 * and watch the temperature gauges go like

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 * you know seems pretty haunted parent

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 * cheeks

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 * get out get out of the house did you

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 * hear it I am so women are coming of age

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 * and ghosts are coming around them and

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 * this is a very very popular theory well

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 * just that they're the changes in their

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 * body is creating like it's creating

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 * certain havoc in the world around them

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 * which is like TVs

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 * turn often like shit acomplia the

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 * cabinets it's unnecessarily ghost paper

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 * but it's more like just showing how go

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 * sir if ghosts are real

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 * right they're just another sort of

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 * physical phenomenon like anything else

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 * and so like you know that's of all that

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 * stuff is real so if you are a ghost you

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 * have a choice to go to the other side

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 * right why would you choose to stay here

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 * and why would or I mean why wouldn't

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 * there be tons of ghosts because there is

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 * no other side you know there has to be

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 * another side I don't think so

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 * the other side the side inside the TV

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 * when you get to live inside you want to

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 * go in the TV that's dinner I want to be

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 * like TV I want to be a TV like that kid

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 * in the Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Rhino

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 * I know you do I don't know that's the

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 * that's the way that I don't know if

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 * that's how it goes alright well if I was

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 * a ghost I'd put myself in the TV alright

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 * that's fine that's good I'm going ghost

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 * hunter it just gets mad something just

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 * smells terrible something smells like

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 * saltines and sardine been canceled yes

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 * the been jerking off cause it can never

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 * come I jerk off and I drag off but I

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 * never come now that's hell on earth

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 * yeah so the ending at the ki I meter

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 * with the audible buzzer I play this this

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 * ghost hunting business is the real deal

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 * they are going out of racket whatsoever

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 * no sir there's no way the inventors of

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 * these machineries would be bilking

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 * people I just want something about I

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 * want to get a picture of somebody just

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 * hitting the Ghost Box be like I got it

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 * it ghost hunter calm why doesn't this

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 * thing work

18:47
 * yeah I think a highly underrated ghost

18:50
 * movie the frighteners breakfast is great

18:53
 * intense yeah it's a great movie it's

18:55
 * super funny and it's really really scary

18:56
 * yeah Peter jack is great yeah day a

18:58
 * fucking King Kong fuck King Kong

19:01
 * but King Kong but we're not here to talk

19:02
 * about King God yeah the frighteners is a

19:06
 * fantastic depiction and what a nice

19:08
 * relationship the old shaky guy himself

19:10
 * had with those ghosts oh yeah I love

19:12
 * that that would be fun to be friends

19:14
 * with ghosts because uh you know you can

19:17
 * always account them to be wherever you

19:19
 * are at any given time I just don't think

19:21
 * that you can talk to guy I

19:22
 * I don't know I don't know with your

19:24
 * personalities held intact on the ghost

19:27
 * yeah this is a well known medium we'll

19:30
 * get into this we have the Fox sisters

19:31
 * and of course the most famous one I

19:33
 * think of our lifetime right now is John

19:35
 * Edward VII let the scandalous former

19:38
 * vice presidential candidate but the guy

19:40
 * who can communicate with the dead yeah

19:41
 * there it's actually the same guy it's

19:43
 * the same guy on that would be quite the

19:46
 * life story yeah I would like to read

19:47
 * that

19:48
 * well this alright so I also feel there's

19:50
 * a sort of did there there is a

19:52
 * connection to wanting to who you want

19:54
 * people to believe in ghosts because it

19:56
 * allows them kind of give them hope for

19:57
 * an afterlife and like you you kind of

20:00
 * want to set this up especially when you

20:01
 * read does it though because it also sort

20:03
 * of uh doesn't allow them to have closure

20:06
 * and I think it sort of allows them to

20:07
 * fantasize that all their dead relatives

20:09
 * are still alive as opposed to realize

20:10
 * and they they're dead and what is a

20:12
 * miracle want less than like closure

20:13
 * hearing I just feel like people don't

20:15
 * want closure people like to live in it

20:17
 * people like the what like imagine the

20:19
 * other goes I don't like health what do

20:21
 * you think Marcus do you think it's

20:22
 * healthy for somebody to be like I know

20:24
 * that I go to a psychic every day and

20:26
 * talk to my dead wife fuck no again it's

20:29
 * a good dreamily unhealthy and that's one

20:31
 * of the reasons why I love Harry Houdini

20:32
 * so much now was entire his campaign

20:34
 * against mediums and psychics and all

20:37
 * that time that comes from it like he was

20:39
 * also insanely up he was obsessed with

20:41
 * them yeah yeah well he was always

20:43
 * looking for his mama

20:44
 * yeah oh I see any never say they were

20:46
 * never able to find her yeah every time

20:48
 * like he because he saw that he kept

20:50
 * going these mediums and seeing that

20:51
 * these people were preying on people's

20:53
 * emotions and you know their their need

20:55
 * to believe that you know oh I can talk

20:57
 * my father I can tell yeah I can talk to

20:59
 * my father again and if I can talk to him

21:01
 * then someone can talk to me whenever I

21:02
 * die so therefore they never got there is

21:05
 * no real there is no real death there's

21:07
 * just like the next level and it is a

21:09
 * fantastic version of eternal life and I

21:11
 * would love to be it ghosts hope they can

21:13
 * get my weight down no that would be I

21:15
 * don't want you go you would still be

21:17
 * fuckin taking a lie I'll tell you what

21:19
 * I'm a ghost I'm gonna get on a scale and

21:20
 * be like I am five ounces I cannot

21:22
 * believe it

21:23
 * I'm trying to get down to three and a

21:25
 * half ounces every day you sound like one

21:28
 * of those like little girl beauty pageant

21:30
 * winners you never doubt your weight

21:32
 * toddlers in tiaras

21:33
 * I just watch

21:34
 * program not to get too off subject but

21:36
 * I'll tell you those gals are very

21:38
 * attractive they're like the thing is

21:42
 * they don't have boobs or butts but their

21:43
 * whole body is like a big tit but we were

21:48
 * talking about Cortado goes goes goes

21:50
 * goes goes the SafeZone ago pedophile

21:56
 * anyway so yeah this is where a

21:58
 * controversy with John Edwards can

22:01
 * actually start lists over the Foxes is

22:03
 * only because they became too because

22:04
 * they were a part of our when people

22:06
 * became obsessed with seances in like the

22:10
 * the late 1800s sure was like people it

22:13
 * was a very fashionable thing did like

22:14
 * like rich people would throw them like

22:16
 * you had a budget we like you know famous

22:18
 * people would do it like you know Lewis

22:20
 * Carroll and like uh HP Lovecraft they

22:23
 * were like the famous people like SERP

22:25
 * the sort of like seance culture and then

22:27
 * two of these very very popular ones

22:29
 * Margaret Fox and Kate Fox the Fox

22:32
 * sisters two became international

22:34
 * superstars because they could do they

22:37
 * said that they could only on Fox I

22:39
 * apologize as three Leah Fox Margaret Fox

22:42
 * and Kate Fox and their whole lives is

22:44
 * turned into complete total mess like

22:46
 * basically with you would create this

22:47
 * sort of like a physical phenomenon

22:48
 * around ghosts where they said they can

22:50
 * make these like popping noises it would

22:51
 * work you're like all around you like all

22:53
 * these like when people would pay a shit

22:55
 * ton of money right they became super

22:57
 * famous and then basically in a drunken

22:59
 * stupor like down the line one of the

23:02
 * sisters who become like this sort of

23:04
 * like a complete sort of flagrant

23:05
 * alcoholic once they stopped or who's

23:07
 * like we could do it with their feet in

23:10
 * our hands we figured out how to make the

23:12
 * popping noises and I said this like

23:14
 * whole thing and like ruin their whole

23:15
 * like legacy we're a fantastic yet

23:18
 * nineteen that was 1888 Margaret

23:20
 * apparently she confessed to the

23:22
 * wrappings and whatever they did so they

23:23
 * would just uh I mean I actually really

23:25
 * appreciate that yeah that the

23:27
 * showmanship but the art of yet alle

23:29
 * fantastic it's very Geller and what he

23:31
 * used to do and how afterward like and

23:33
 * then they found out that he was faked to

23:34
 * where it's like yeah I like seeing it

23:36
 * well there was some great tricks that

23:38
 * people would use like they would a lot

23:40
 * of women because you know the birth you

23:42
 * know the the infant death rate was still

23:43
 * pretty high super that point so women

23:46
 * would go to these media

23:47
 * and want to talk to their babies and

23:49
 * some of the mediums would you know they

23:52
 * would claim to be able to physically

23:54
 * make the babies appear like you know

23:58
 * parts of their head and stuff like that

23:59
 * guess what they used for it what's a

24:01
 * tits really yeah man they use they used

24:05
 * a tits cut-off tits no like somewhat

24:08
 * like a woman's tit like behind it might

24:11
 * occur like like behind the curtain like

24:14
 * you know I go to like feel it like a

24:15
 * venice fasten again well that sounds

24:18
 * just right oh we got to go back to that

24:20
 * psychic that medium was just right on

24:24
 * just it's like Lucy thing you should do

24:26
 * make a chick plasm yeah ectoplasm you

24:28
 * show up all the time or it's like they

24:30
 * would do all this crazy scene those

24:31
 * crazy pictures yeah yeah like all the

24:33
 * shit foot know they're like noses and

24:35
 * stuff and what is that a pleasant well

24:37
 * it is the that is just supposed to be a

24:39
 * physical incarnation of of the spirit

24:42
 * world like okay they would travel

24:43
 * through a medium and come out was was

24:45
 * clouds of liquid

24:46
 * it was just fake it was fake shit it

24:49
 * would just be shitters be like stuff

24:50
 * that they would miss like it was like a

24:52
 * goopy er gak yeah I did like Jack and

24:55
 * that day they did that too but because

24:57
 * that whole time period was so fucking

25:00
 * morbid like these to have all the death

25:02
 * pictures it was like I don't even love

25:04
 * those those things are so creepy what's

25:06
 * like after people would die they would

25:08
 * prop them up with using like metal

25:10
 * spikes and shit right into positions and

25:12
 * take pictures of them with the family

25:14
 * like it's like it's normal and the like

25:17
 * the glass cut the glass top coffins

25:19
 * those were huge in the late 1800s they

25:21
 * just all very bright to death

25:23
 * I mean health that was before reality

25:25
 * television we look at worse things now

25:27
 * rather look at a person in the coffin

25:30
 * than the Real Housewives of New Jersey

25:32
 * with you now and Matt so unfortunately I

25:35
 * really want to take a look at some

25:36
 * people in a coffin oh well yeah you can

25:38
 * just want to see some well I mean no we

25:41
 * signed you up for the millipede girl

25:44
 * well Jesus Henry I don't know where to

25:46
 * get you a dead girl so it's very very

25:48
 * very hard I'm get you dead girl alright

25:50
 * alright let's do this all over now

25:53
 * so eighty 1888 they ruin the reputation

25:56
 * Margaret and Cayden of just dying in

25:58
 * complete poverty and then of course

26:00
 * spiritualism continued on because you

26:03
 * know because you confess to recant it so

26:05
 * true believers and skeptics both got

26:07
 * their sides of the story and that leads

26:09
 * us to our modern-day John Edwards who I

26:11
 * cannot think of a current medium right

26:14
 * now was successful right

26:14
 * well there's him and there is a fuck is

26:17
 * his name's like Kenny Chesney was like

26:19
 * at any chest that country singing

26:21
 * Humphrey singers like you're gonna ride

26:25
 * in a car today it's gonna be a pickup

26:27
 * and your girlfriend just went in his

26:29
 * name fat I don't remember I don't

26:31
 * remember saying there's nothing I this

26:32
 * matter John Edward is just another type

26:35
 * that used to run the show crossing over

26:37
 * where which was a fantastic program if

26:39
 * you got a chance to see it where he

26:41
 * would get depressing it's so ridiculous

26:43
 * but he used to get you know the the

26:44
 * audience members use a fellow

26:45
 * questionnaires and yet people pump them

26:47
 * for information to the exact same thing

26:49
 * the televangelists do yeah where it's

26:51
 * just like they kind of like come with a

26:52
 * thing they want to talk to and then

26:54
 * right he'll pick them out randomly

26:55
 * because it's got like a fuckin ear piece

26:57
 * on talks or producer and then I well

27:00
 * yeah and it's just it's just a wheel of

27:03
 * fortune can I get an M I'm sensing an M

27:06
 * then raised and raised a hand that's

27:09
 * exactly I would do it um my mom died

27:12
 * that starts with an am like yeah yeah

27:14
 * yes I can tell and it's also very simple

27:16
 * to like if the woman's 85 odds are her

27:20
 * husband has passed yeah so go there cuz

27:22
 * you know they're gonna be a husband or

27:24
 * child a child because I'm not gonna be

27:25
 * her mother that's for damn sure

27:27
 * no yeah anyone over and I would say 50

27:30
 * and under probably go parents yeah

27:33
 * parents have recently passed yeah 25

27:35
 * maybe an abortion type situation that's

27:39
 * pretty hot that would be pretty fucked

27:41
 * books if you can't talk to a fuckin

27:42
 * unborn baby yeah oh just go like he says

27:49
 * thank you for the memories

27:51
 * he's like you realize you're glad you

27:53
 * could translate baby squirm doc he's

27:58
 * with the whales now said oh he loved

28:01
 * whales I didn't know that cuz I never

28:03
 * fucking met him but I'm good

28:05
 * and I knew he would love well he died

28:07
 * three months in he was more fish than

28:09
 * humans so he's with whales

28:11
 * he went to whale heaven that's a

28:13
 * little-known fact however John Edwards

28:16
 * got into a little controversy in a 2001

28:19
 * shortly after those old September 11 BIR

28:24 11:11 3 you need to go outside look at 28:29
 * some bumper stickers that remind you I

28:31
 * love the fucking skyline every day Ben I

28:33
 * never forget Jesus you literally just

28:39
 * don't even know what you're not

28:40
 * forgetting I think there used to be

28:42
 * something up there but yeah he closed

28:43
 * that Dunkin Donuts ah alright number 11

28:46 2001 the Dunkin Donuts in the sky you 28:49
 * know what the Burger King still stands

28:50
 * yeah okay got blitz so he got into a bit

28:55
 * of a scandal after he was trying to for

28:58
 * the sci-fi channel reach out to

28:59
 * everybody who lost loved ones in 9/11

29:02
 * this was on October 25th 2001 and due to

29:05
 * public outrage and public outcry they

29:09
 * they canceled the whole show which they

29:11
 * should have well I mean I was a fucking

29:13
 * fake psychic yeah but as a society we

29:16
 * have given him a show and if if the

29:18
 * people that died on 9/11 aren't good

29:19
 * enough to be channeled through them who

29:21
 * the fuck is I mean okay so I understand

29:23
 * you died on 9/11 you get some sort of

29:25
 * you know special like okay your hero

29:28
 * type thing because God knows you went to

29:30
 * work on time this is why I always show

29:32
 * up late always show up late those people

29:34
 * who were like hi this 7:30 in the

29:35
 * morning want to be there by 8:00

29:36
 * after all those floors are gonna mop

29:38
 * themselves I mean I just it is a

29:40
 * terrible world's hardest the

29:42
 * hardest-working gene was their fault

29:44
 * well you know don't work so damn early

29:46
 * the terrorists have only won because

29:50
 * we're so damn motivated to get that

29:52
 * final sweet paycheck I'm gonna go sweep

29:53
 * the floors the best I've ever swept by

29:54
 * the time I'm gonna own this company

29:56
 * let's get the ghosts let's get well I'm

29:59
 * talking about one right now we obviously

30:01
 * passed on so uh so he started quite a

30:04
 * controversy with the 9/11 situation and

30:07
 * and I say overall though I think that

30:10
 * was kind of bullshit because they got to

30:13
 * let the man do the show and those people

30:14
 * that lost loved ones in 9/11 I think

30:17
 * that it probably would have helped

30:18
 * quite a bit uh uh Turley useless

30:22
 * activities I just I also feel it's a

30:25
 * goop I mean who knows I it's like dude I

30:28
 * just don't know if there's any record

30:29
 * psychics go back and talk to like people

30:32
 * who died in concentration camp is that a

30:35
 * weird sort of like ghost physics

30:36
 * question where it's like if a thousands

30:38
 * of people died at a time would you be

30:41
 * able to contact one individual ghost or

30:44
 * would they all be looped together and

30:46
 * some sort of giant cloud of energy well

30:49
 * that's the thing because I feel like

30:50
 * when I was watching this one a show as

30:53
 * well and they were going through the

30:55
 * Russian old prisons that they used to

30:57
 * use in the Soviet Union and the guy

30:59
 * walked into the room he's like man I

31:01
 * just felt like this and say wasn't a

31:02
 * ghost show yeah it was just a just a

31:04
 * history show he's like man II just feel

31:05
 * his presence of death and the guy who

31:08
 * was leading the guy that the dude who's

31:09
 * leading the guide tour I was like yeah

31:12
 * that's the wall where we would line up

31:14
 * prisoners and shoot him an

31:15
 * execution-style just countless thousands

31:18
 * of people and so he brought that up when

31:20
 * he walked me was just like I got a chill

31:22
 * you just tell death was there yeah

31:25
 * you're say unto that I think it's really

31:26
 * true I think there's all there's a lot

31:27
 * to sort of the idea of sort of like

31:29
 * collective unconsciousness and the fact

31:32
 * that like our brains are sort of

31:33
 * connected in a way that is like you know

31:38
 * like our internet ones like we're all

31:39
 * like you know we're like a bunch of

31:41
 * network hubs and our band our psyches

31:43
 * are connected is in electrical way in a

31:46
 * physical way you let you feel it and

31:48
 * that that when that shit happens when

31:50
 * you go to a place where like a when when

31:52
 * when some really fucking heavy happen

31:54
 * there over a mass scale and it's just

31:57
 * like your body knows it's wrong

31:59
 * like my body knows who I have to tell

32:01
 * what's been going on it's like when

32:02
 * you're in college you walk in to a

32:04
 * buddy's dorm room and you just sniff

32:07
 * around and you're like you've been

32:08
 * masturbated ha ha ha just masturbate as

32:11
 * I can tell

32:12
 * I could tell it's that sly smile on your

32:13
 * face and so where you're just lit leaned

32:16
 * on back on that bunk bed and just your

32:18
 * overall essence the essence of life on

32:20
 * check position coverings like hey buddy

32:22
 * how you do yeah

32:25
 * Oh buddy I'm so glad you came over man

32:27
 * I'm glad you came over

32:29
 * this time not five minutes ago because I

32:31
 * was joking a flappy that's right

32:34
 * ghosts coming all over town all right

32:37
 * well I think that's gonna wrap up this

32:38
 * episode oh hey I gotta do a Ouija board

32:41
 * sometimes you have to do a Ouija board

32:43
 * we're gonna do it now we don't have time

32:45
 * today well we'll do it next one there

32:47
 * there's so much more to talk about

32:48
 * there's haunted there's haunted

32:49
 * hospitals we didn't even get to like

32:51
 * coffee or anything like that you know

32:53
 * like there's yeah there's this I mean

32:55
 * yeah this is a two-parter right here

32:56
 * yeah it's a two-parter so we'll be back

32:58
 * next week and I'll tell you one thing

33:00
 * Henry I am looking forward to it

33:02
 * I like I like to do podcasts I am

33:06
 * looking forward to it so much all right

33:10
 * it's done stop listening now it's all

33:14
 * over when do the Ouija