Episode 19: Ghost Bustin'/Transcript

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 * there's no place to escape to this is

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 * the podcast on the left I went to the store and she

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 * said never come back and I was like

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 * you're a bitch they all end yeah absolutely

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 * so all the relationships and everybody

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 * I'll tell ya with with Marcus parks I've

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 * been kissing and of course

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 * who is he today chinatown Henry

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 * Zebrowski serving up dumplings and fish

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 * Oh

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 * what I like to do is I just cut up with

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 * the fish and take it all its guts throw

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 * it in the street and I say trip on it

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 * boy

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 * oh why you trip on a foggy fish got

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 * after you wouldn't believe what I

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 * tripped on today Martha listen to me

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 * Martha there was a frog in the road and

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 * ho the Chinaman laughed and laughed and

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 * I almost saw his eyes don't say it about

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 * Chinese people no Martha he was a fat

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 * white man Oh Chinese Henry Zebrowski he

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 * was happy as the Buddha happy as the

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 * Buddha the Buddha

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 * speaking of Buddha's and things that are

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 * dead Buddha and recent round as a

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 * fucking ghost

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 * that's what mood I love that that's

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 * funny that's comedy at its golden point

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 * yeah absolutely

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 * Marcus Parks Henry Zebrowski myself we

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 * went to and we actually did a busting of

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 * ghosts situation we went to her friend

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 * Natalie place now what happened to your

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 * Henry this was this was kind of an

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 * unprecedented moment where we we walked

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 * into an apartment building of our friend

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 * Natalie who's a woman beautiful

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 * wonderful sweet funny great girl

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 * unapproachable don't even try to date

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 * her never look at her on the subway yeah

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 * she's like Xena Warrior Princess but

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 * prettier she got your fucking face off

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 * you'll attend if she loves you she'll

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 * treat you great for the rest of your

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 * life yeah

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 * and she is actually she lives in a

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 * profoundly haunted apartment

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 * unbelievably haunted and we've been

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 * hearing stories about this apartment for

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 * the last year or so and it seems you

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 * know we you'll see in our footage as we

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 * went in there and that she has had a lot

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 * of contact with this ghost and it seems

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 * like it's a harmful spirit that's been

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 * trying to hurt hurt them

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 * this ghost ain't right man they have had

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 * some crazy phenomena in their house like

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 * in terms of the goddamn the sweaters

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 * coming off the hooks it's amazing where

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 * does come off the hooks in like they

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 * come wake up in the morning they find

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 * these sweaters like wrapped in coils in

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 * the center of social Earth's soaking wet

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 * like with with no trail of water coming

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 * from any other place but burners on the

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 * stove coming on car cupboards falling

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 * off the walls lying off the walls AB

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 * that is the absolute creepiest thing and

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 * by the way the the burners all four

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 * burners on all the way and the stove

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 * covers like the stove tops across the

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 * room it is it's just trying to cook

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 * ghost spaghetti yeah that's all it is

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 * it's a little Mario Batali yeah um but

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 * this is the first time I've ever really

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 * entered a place that was I just heard

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 * you know everyone talks about their

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 * houses being haunted I have so many dude

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 * friends or like the food scene Guzman

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 * you know that you are a heretic you're

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 * an asshole yeah they're just an asshole

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 * you're a liar yeah and I don't believe

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 * you and I don't like you

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 * exactly um but so you're still on for

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 * the show on Tuesday right can we talk

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 * about this when we're not being recorded

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 * yes but this did this was I was

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 * surprised that she even let us in there

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 * because we're comedians I thought that

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 * she would kind of have umbrage because

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 * she takes it very seriously they felt

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 * very threatened by James that she was

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 * gonna have some umbrage as well umbrage

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 * umbrage okay don't know you take umbrage

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 * you take em oh you take I don't have

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 * umbrage you take it oh you take it yeah

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 * good that's fun that's a fun word you

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 * don't hear it Umbridge am I not allowed

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 * to use $10 words Oh $10 words wait

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 * that's a seven dollar club yeah that's a

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 * seven eight dollar word this is what I'm

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 * we're this this whole art form

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 * of the podcast we're doing now is based

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 * upon the spoken word oh and sometimes

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 * you have to use bigger better words than

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 * just fuck or shit Ben Kissel well we're

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 * going to bleep those seriously I'm gonna

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 * take a little umbrage over here oh

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 * that's a good use of umbrage is that

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 * right I don't know my reps yeah that's

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 * that that is very correct well Natalie

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 * took some umbrage about the ghost being

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 * in her she did Oh manager I was with the

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 * amount of umbrage that she had taken

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 * previously with the ghost I just thought

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 * that she wouldn't want us in there

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 * because we don't take to anything

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 * seriously but I really think go

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 * seriously I mean I think that we went in

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 * there with the as comedians the comedy

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 * brain was working but at the same time

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 * as a fan of the paranormal I was

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 * legitimately interested and terrified of

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 * the story that she was telling an

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 * historic balance the stories of the

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 * haunting what was chilling like beer

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 * that's the first time I've ever entered

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 * in space and actually felt like a ghost

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 * could be here and terms I mean also a

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 * ghost was there but it just didn't find

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 * us funny enough to like laugh or

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 * anything like that no no no no no no

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 * it's not listen to the podcast it's not

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 * getting us on Keith and the girl she's

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 * not a girl I mean all we want to do is

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 * be on Keith and the girl get us on it

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 * you know give these ghosts to write a

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 * letter write a letter to key on the girl

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 * and get us on Keith and the girls go

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 * straight us a letter he's a Ghost Rider

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 * Oh miss parks is off the podcast

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 * oh I'm sorry Marcus but you have to stay

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 * here because you're the only person who

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 * understands how technology works

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 * yeah if that yeah right now would you

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 * talking into tin cans and then we open

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 * them up and we'd eat the beans

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 * I got cords wrapped around my legs right

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 * now that's the problem I got microphones

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 * in my pockets and I don't know what to

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 * do I don't know what to do with them so

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 * we go into Natalie's place and she's

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 * telling this junk to a hot dog

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 * restaurant can you see that yeah

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 * Jose Oh Eddie's hot dog famous hot dog

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 * famous Eddie's hot dog and the bathroom

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 * for the workers of the hot dog makers is

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 * in their hallway and so they just have

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 * Mexican hot dog makers and they're

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 * taking shits and they're always you

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 * didn't get that and you didn't hear all

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 * that man I might just be supremely

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 * fucked-up I'm wearing a suit right now

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 * and you are rare I

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 * espresso Yeti - I literally got the same

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 * coffee that Henry gets and I feel like

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 * John Belushi on his last night you see

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 * this is how I feel normal ball yeah you

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 * are so insane what'd you do to your body

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 * I I'm six foot seven I can't handle this

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 * kind of caffeine you see how normal I am

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 * right now yeah I'm so normal and shelled

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 * out ya know anyway so we're in Natalie's

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 * place and she's telling the tale I feel

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 * like we should cut to us entering this

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 * is we us entering the establishment and

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 * her telling us a little bit about her

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 * haunts but let's uh listen to our

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 * journey on the way to know Kelly's place

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 * first that sounds absolutely perfect so

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 * I remember it being poignant I remember

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 * you Gary heavily because you're far too

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 * you're good you're doing well when I act

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 * when I perform I need more air I know no

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 * I know it's I need more air than normal

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 * people because my performance lungs are

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 * a second pair of lungs next to my normal

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 * just being me lungs hmm fuck you been no

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 * man you're you're doing great so this is

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 * Henry and I walking and talking and as

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 * you can tell both of us are really buff

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 * setting the scene for a haunting who

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 * else should be the name of our movie

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 * setting the scene for haunting but it's

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 * just us you know we're in a terrible

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 * terrible what you call a decorating

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 * business but us be separate it would be

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 * you and me on a couch next to each other

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 * asleep oh fuck you can't window I can't

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 * wait till we finally fuck each other

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 * yeah but for now let's projectile a bit

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 * about you asking some sleep I'm sleeping

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 * I'm sleeping us at a spider her ass at

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 * your hand

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 * it's macaque we're gonna edit that out

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 * it's a whole sea do we cut now a

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 * regional recording we're still recording

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 * it's fine we'll do literally react

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 * according I'm recording this live say

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 * socks I don't be

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 * that lizard-like voice is holding

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 * McNeely for some reason we decided to

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 * come help us run sound in our adventure

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 * to go bust some goats yeah that's right

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 * we're in Williamsburg Brooklyn out here

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 * everyone's dressed like they're from the

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 * future or there's some sort of like

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 * Dickensian schoolboy and whether you're

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 * a man or a woman you just dress like

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 * that apparently it's normal but we're

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 * going to Natalie Sanders Natalie Sanders

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 * is a very wonderful young woman who has

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 * been recently or recently over the last

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 * couple years has experienced pretty

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 * heavy paranormal phenomenon in her

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 * apartment recording yes he has a ghost

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 * and we've decided to get up in there get

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 * up enough Dobbin balls deep well enter

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 * apartment and bust the fuck out of this

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 * ghost so let the ghosts that we know

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 * we're and let it know that we know that

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 * it exists and it's real and we're going

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 * to find them we're going to name them

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 * and we're going to keep them as a pet

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 * like a turtle now this is the thing a

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 * normally they say that like the psychic

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 * hours are 9:00 p.m. to 6:00 a.m. but

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 * we're doing this dead in the afternoon

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 * Saturday and we really think that this

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 * is in terms of ghosts expects you to

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 * come at night right so we're gonna

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 * surprise the landlord

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 * we're like a real Hassid right now we're

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 * gonna get our rent that's in us with a

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 * little slumlords a ghost town or going

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 * up into a shitty we're gonna go over to

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 * their shitty ghost apartment and we're

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 * gonna knock this ghost family out on

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 * this street with an orphan it's children

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 * now right before winter even yeah

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 * no you guys are doing this yes and

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 * Natalie Natalie has been informed that

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 * we're doing this and that we're in terms

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 * of like who are experts in who are not

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 * experts I would say that we are as close

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 * to experts as you're going to find be to

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 * a fake thing so yeah in terms of things

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 * that are fake we're like really good at

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 * it yeah we're pretty much the kings of

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 * that and if you're a third voice that's

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 * holding McNeeley he's coming with us you

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 * might recognize him from the roundtable

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 * a gentleman and he's he's overall

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 * ghoulish as well it's really immune we

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 * just wanted someone that a ghost feels

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 * comfortable talking to which is some

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 * some sort of monster he's the closest

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 * thing that we know to a real living dos

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 * these ghosts abate yeah it's good well

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 * Natalie's described this goes to someone

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 * who she thinks it's anti-women we're

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 * gonna hear this all from Natalie so I'm

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 * not even gonna I'm not even when it's a

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 * reason to get it uh from this horse's

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 * mouth we're gonna get from the lady

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 * horse's mouth it's a good idea mayor's

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 * mouth her mouth is nicer her mouth is

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 * nicer than my mouth you think so I mean

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 * you have a pretty nice mouth though no

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 * Natalie's now there's a beautiful woman

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 * and we're too I can't believe we're even

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 * gonna go into her apartment I know I'm

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 * really excited about it

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 * I was just apprised I really think that

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 * our pheromones are gonna rub all over

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 * her and she's just gonna men are just

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 * gonna cut near her and just be like good

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 * she's like she's like a beautiful woman

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 * she got the aura of a fat dude yeah he

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 * smells porky is that what that is oh so

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 * porky smell oh my god oh my god yeah

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 * just sees the men just see us when they

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 * see her I think this is best thing for

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 * in the end because it's gonna even the

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 * playing field so you eaten the playing

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 * field with her and other people yeah she

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 * might be very attractive but when she

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 * smells like cheese everything's equal

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 * she's more approachable absolutely humid

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 * I should find a man who loves her for a

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 * personality yeah yeah you're not gonna

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 * be all uncomfortable around her because

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 * she's beautiful you know I mean you're

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 * just gonna oh man I'm excited to meet

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 * this ghost I am I want it I want to

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 * relate to it on like the hate woman

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 * level you know we'll probably a lot in

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 * common when it comes to that so yeah

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 * we're gonna do some several several

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 * tried-and-true

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 * ghost busting techniques the kosher salt

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 * kosher salt which is blessed by the Jews

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 * yes

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 * um then work sage sage

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 * ghost hate it and then we're going to

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 * attempt to communicate with this ghost

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 * and I think we're gonna know what the

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 * technique do we want to use we want to

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 * invoke it with anger do we want to

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 * invoke it with kindness um you always

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 * invoke it with kindness we have to go in

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 * with an open mind

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 * big stuff hmm there's two will true

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 * we'll try all techniques rich right I

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 * mean we can yell at it and we can do we

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 * can try and be in front bad goes cup

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 * games go go stop bad goes cop that's how

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 * we're gonna play this yeah but we're

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 * gonna I mean and just in terms of I

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 * really think that today we're gonna

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 * actually find some some real hard

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 * evidence at the very least we're gonna

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 * get salt everywhere that's fun it's fun

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 * to just bill salt it's it's fun because

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 * it's supposed to be unlucky

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 * I'm devastatingly hungover today

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 * me too I really don't feel good at all I

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 * feel really bad technically but I really

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 * think this is the best way to go in

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 * there I feel like I'm more open to

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 * psychic energies when I'm feeling this

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 * yeah yeah constant hum in your head

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 * already so that'll probably pick up if

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 * we had an EVP cam yeah yeah

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 * all we got is this but bill but this is

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 * the thing I don't think you need super

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 * fancy like electromagnetic like

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 * recorders I think we need that I think

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 * we're gonna see some ghosts just the way

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 * you're supposed to which is just talking

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 * about hey can you guys uh order that

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 * kind of shit online if you look that up

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 * yes absolutely duper expense it's really

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 * expect it's a gets it just another sort

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 * of scam scam where people make a lot of

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 * money buy stuff this goes people Boppity

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 * boo boo as a ghost ghost is it oh well I

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 * look at the beef poof's and it sounds

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 * like a ghost

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 * the the thing of zippor about today's

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 * episode is that we are going to be video

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 * recording for the first time this

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 * procedure because again number one it's

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 * the one way we're going to capture some

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 * ghost orbs if we see any the orbs as

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 * being shadows could be there any sort of

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 * evidence and it we're gonna have the

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 * recorder go in the same time and then

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 * we're gonna do just like the ghost

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 * hunters we're gonna look over the

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 * footage we're gonna see if we hear any

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 * sort of ghost material on it maybe a

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 * magic boob yeah did you hear that I mean

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 * like that's the thing is that I didn't

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 * what did you do something just happen

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 * it's an incredibly self-aware beam yeah

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 * I feel chill already this whole yeah

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 * it's a closing Leah turning poly - yeah

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 * no there tends to be rational

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 * explanation for it all you're also

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 * you're also drinking at McDonald's

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 * McFlurry right now as well so well I got

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 * two of them in each hand the world of

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 * radio you'll never know if it's true or

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 * not you fucking idiots they'll know it's

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 * true let's go to the pet store instead

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 * oh this is a veterinarian with people

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 * pets or put to sleep dude oh shit with

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 * dog ghosts episode with what we think

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 * we'll to go back and listen to that I

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 * feel like I heard some ghost

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 * we can't be sarcastic women go in there

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 * kiss although no I'm not I'm taking

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 * I got this get the salt last thing you

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 * want to do it's in every horror movie

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 * the last thing I do is mock the fucking

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 * ghost aliens up dead my fucking friend

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 * ends up dead because you Marc Lee goes

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 * no man no because we're gonna knock this

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 * goes into dance because we're going when

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 * it doesn't expect us to go you're trying

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 * to fight it and that's wrong though the

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 * ghost is sleeping though it will wake

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 * the ghost

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 * everybody everybody knows I'm not for me

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 * to capture one groggy half as grumpy as

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 * you were when I woke you up this morning

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 * more grumpy I was by me yeah you were an

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 * asshole you you were sleeping amorous

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 * how they're supposed to meet you in the

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 * morning at your house it's been at 11:30

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 * no call me at 11:00 I called you 11:15

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 * you were in the city you were in the

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 * city this is a different show

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 * so just pipe it down Henry I took a

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 * taxicab

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 * I know I did too I took a taxicab the El

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 * train is out running goes the old heavy

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 * go is that like that go slut but when

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 * the El train doesn't run because the

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 * thing about the El train is that it

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 * fucking rustles up all the ghosts is

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 * that how many Chinese died building the

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 * railroads the railroads that they were

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 * talking about it's a shame what we did

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 * the Chinese but now I'm you sing it's

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 * over dude they they're doing fantastic

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 * they are doing pretty good you're hard

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 * workers they got their own town you have

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 * a whole Chinatown come on guys buck up

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 * put a smile on that face because you're

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 * looking Bree said to me I just can't you

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 * know there's just some moments you can't

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 * repeat I would never want to that was

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 * such a fun walk with you Henry

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 * I think that there if you know I was I

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 * was there too thank you Marcus it was

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 * Marcus who was to be with Henry to be

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 * with you but Holden was there though

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 * which was disgusting Holden is a ghost

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 * he is an escutcheon and hungry fucking

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 * spider human who is uglier Holden or a

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 * puddle I'm gonna say Holden Holden why

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 * because a puddle has potential and

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 * doesn't have a theater yeah a puddle

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 * isn't slobbering over some girl at a bar

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 * Oh

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 * whoa awesome popcorn not Rocky's

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 * family's get me on please please love we

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 * win J when you liked it much made my DNA

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 * is weak so no one will be with me I know

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 * literally from Henry sperm swim like a

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 * one-armed toad was very weak and wobbly

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 * liked to unlike I don't know they have

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 * four arms o their legs my legs I don't

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 * know let's get back to ghost hunting

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 * than the list we got to do this

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 * nonetheless we walked in there brave as

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 * firemen right yeah we were like firemen

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 * but instead of fires we were fighting

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 * ghosts soon and intrepid fearless brave

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 * swift of foot yeah stern of mind yes we

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 * went in there and we we we push this

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 * ghost down into up unto a dirt pile and

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 * we rape this ghost we rape the guns I

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 * gave it a kirby yeah doesn't it teeth

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 * it's a ghost uh so so yes so we went in

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 * there with insane intestinal fortitude

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 * we were brave as mice we were really

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 * really confident and we decided to do a

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 * seance to conjure up the demon spirit

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 * and/or ghost that was haunting the

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 * beautiful beautiful Natalie and her

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 * roommate who is also very gorgeous I

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 * forget her name though you know here is

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 * a here is a caveat about seance its Gabi

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 * caveat cave yet um you want to enter

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 * into a seance situation with an open

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 * heart open mind what we did was on a

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 * Saturday afternoon we made while the Sun

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 * was out and uh it worked really well in

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 * terms of we don't have a lighting rig

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 * and so we needed natural light in order

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 * to build words lighting rig um so so it

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 * wasn't the proper procedure in order to

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 * do a seance you want to do a seance

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 * normally like late at night uh and we we

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 * did our attempts you're going to see in

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 * their footage here we go to your talk we

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 * got some contact we have the ghost um

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 * but if you really want if you really

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 * want to contact some ghosts you don't

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 * want to do it from it's it's from

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 * midnight to 9:00 a.m. is the proper time

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 * period

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 * and I'm come telling where did you read

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 * that you go online look up how to do a

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 * say that's not true man because I've

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 * done seance is it fucking 11 a.m. I've

20:08
 * done sayings is a 3 p.m. event sands is

20:10 11 p.m. and either one I'm touching 20:13
 * ghosts you've done multiple seances when

20:16
 * I was growing up in high school man we

20:17
 * multiple seances always with the Ouija

20:19
 * deb-deb what's our demon oh you're

20:21
 * talking about the Ouija boards different

20:23
 * than a seance no I understand but I'm

20:24
 * telling you is you can conjure up a

20:26
 * ghost at any time it's not actually

20:28
 * doing it you were just hunched over with

20:29
 * your other fucking huge Wisconsin fat

20:32
 * friends all just pushing this thing

20:34
 * around trying to make each other

20:35
 * giggling a bunch of little fucking girl

20:37
 * first of all that sounds exactly the

20:39
 * definition of you masturbating second of

20:41
 * all no that's not true man hunched over

20:43
 * each other covered in cheese going to

20:45
 * prom with Ouija board I just one more

20:48
 * tell us where the whole farm we do more

20:50
 * bomb uh-oh who ate it who ate the Ouija

20:54
 * board was it Circle several you into

20:57
 * work nonetheless we got the ghost we

21:00
 * always conjured up a good demon so no I

21:01
 * I'm gonna say disregard Henry rule

21:03
 * henry's rules we did into the perfect

21:05
 * time and we were able to make contact

21:06
 * I'm the scientist here now I know but

21:09
 * sometimes you google things and the you

21:11
 * go to like whacky Gaffey news.org and

21:14
 * that's not good website happy Gaffey

21:16
 * news well I think heavy news org is

21:18
 * where I learned about you know proper

21:21
 * shoe sizes how to measure your shoes

21:24
 * measure your feet for proper shoes it's

21:26
 * a thing if you want truth like a flowers

21:28
 * yet you have to look at your feet yeah

21:30
 * put a shoe next to it does your foot fit

21:33
 * in the shoe it's the right size I

21:36
 * learned that from wacky Daffy news.org

21:39
 * dot-org all right dotnet dot anal

21:47
 * research we get we get all right so this

21:50
 * is our séance and and this is going to

21:52
 * have the argument because Henry and I

21:54
 * had different visions of the name and

21:55
 * well I had a pretty I knew it was going

21:58
 * to be Josephine because that's what she

21:59
 * said to me in my mind right right but

22:01
 * then I actually knew the truth so this

22:03
 * is that the evidence of me being right

22:05
 * so just do this

22:08
 * little bitch alright we're going to

22:10
 * speak with Natalie about it here is this

22:12
 * Natalie do you want to should we just

22:14
 * get in here yeah this is all the action

22:16
 * right started happening so yeah from the

22:20
 * beginning yes absolutely Brussels when

22:22
 * we first moved in we would find we would

22:25
 * wake up in the morning and find our

22:27
 * jackets which are come up here in a pile

22:31
 * on the kitchen floor right here it's

22:33
 * stopping wet like somebody did it in a

22:35
 * bathtub and spoiled it so in the middle

22:38
 * of the kitchen just run in that cat it's

22:44
 * on it goes it's not a goat like

22:45
 * upsetting that cats real right this is

22:47
 * casual yeah okay everyone saw that and

22:50
 * but there would be no water anywhere

22:52
 * around it and so that was a little weird

22:55
 * and then and then the weird stuff

22:57
 * started happening like then you show us

22:58
 * with the jackets yeah it was

23:00
 * specifically one you're the dork face

23:03
 * kind of ghost or was more of a starter

23:05
 * kind of ghost

23:06
 * what's its favorite jacket a sweater

23:09
 * winner goes it should you go got a

23:10
 * little like mr. Rogers and it was coming

23:13
 * wet and it would be what it would be

23:16
 * like this click in a little quail

23:20
 * but in a coil yeah like the ghost was

23:23
 * wrapping himself maybe was a baby go she

23:25
 * was sopping wet and there was no water

23:27
 * anywhere else it wasn't from the Capel's

23:29
 * there was no dishes up on the thing so

23:30
 * that was good and then things started

23:32
 * happening that the back door would open

23:34
 * and they would let the cats out that's

23:35
 * before we were comfortable with letting

23:37
 * them outside yeah um and then the thing

23:42
 * with the burners started happening and

23:43
 * the burners would all be on and they

23:46
 * would be lit they wouldn't they wouldn't

23:48
 * just be like the cat flips and the gas

23:49
 * was on I mean you have to actually like

23:53
 * well they'd all be out high and they'd

23:55
 * all be on they'd all be on high that is

23:58
 * insanity here knows whether they closing

24:00
 * the water come on burners no there was

24:02
 * nothing on there it was just the burners

24:04
 * thank you well that explains why you

24:08
 * want to be paper towels in the house God

24:10
 * knows oh yeah any sort of paper towels

24:12
 * were going on that would be um so look

24:15
 * at that

24:15
 * this seems extremely dangerous that is

24:17
 * extremely dangerous now it blow up the

24:19
 * whole play did you and you said that you

24:21
 * felt like you had some further

24:22
 * communication with the ghosts as well

24:23
 * right or no we just felt that it was

24:26
 * well Catherine my roommates

24:27
 * kind of

24:29
 * sensitive to it yeah we decided it was a

24:31
 * pink now yeah

24:32
 * peasants that's fine cousins cuz we

24:34
 * don't feel any like beside no fact that

24:37
 * she's trying to kill us we didn't feel

24:39
 * anything

24:40
 * super aggressive yeah I mean I think

24:42
 * that's just as important I think your

24:44
 * gut instincts are equally as important

24:47
 * as anything else feels do you guys know

24:49
 * it's an incident experience

24:50
 * there goes your house you feel it yeah

24:53
 * and the gas thing is probably the thing

24:55
 * that happens most we wake up in the

24:57
 * middle of the night and I smell gas it

24:59
 * has to be on that back door

25:00
 * that's crazy check out this this was

25:03
 * also was it the cabinet no forgot about

25:06
 * the cabinet this cabinet

25:08
 * Oh so this cabinet described what it was

25:10
 * so we're sitting in I'm standing in the

25:14
 * kitchen eating Nutella avatar sure yeah

25:16
 * why not me no yeah it's like pugs fine

25:20
 * you do and we do it for monsters don't

25:23
 * we don't have toilet paper towels for so

25:27
 * capita was in the bathroom and I was

25:30
 * standing here and I remember putting the

25:32
 * lid back on the Nutella and I open this

25:34
 * cabinet and I put didn't tell her I said

25:36
 * damn you for bringing me tell it in this

25:38
 * house and shut the cabinet and I walked

25:41
 * over here and with my back to me I just

25:43
 * heard boom and a blue hat up against

25:47
 * this wall and I had the Harold Backman

25:49
 * at the scene our bank goosebumps and

25:51
 * this cabinet had come off of the wall

25:54
 * the entire thing just this part had come

25:57
 * off of the wall and landed here upside

26:02
 * down perfectly upside down

26:04
 * and missed we have a trash can here Miss

26:08
 * McAdam missed the trash can so it was

26:09
 * Aaron Rowand yeah it literally came out

26:12
 * and Dutchman and nothing I know it so

26:15
 * they actually be pulling the story that

26:17
 * was one thing that when I see the actual

26:18
 * distance that's kind of at that happy

26:20
 * insane she's here so it yeah

26:23
 * that's insane it's carrying a certain I

26:24
 * strong female knows and yeah he goes

26:28
 * yeah it's your fan damn you let me tell

26:31
 * him in this house I know a little bit of

26:34
 * time since you've seen some real

26:36
 * activity though no the other day well it

26:38
 * was it was a long stretch without

26:39
 * anything and then like eight months or

26:42
 * so

26:42
 * yeah like months and then my friend and

26:45
 * I were sitting here in the kitchen the

26:47
 * other day and she was sitting a chair

26:50
 * here and just kind of AC Slater self

26:52
 * looked outside good looks outside and

26:55
 * she was just she gets up and runs out

26:57
 * here it looks both sides and she was

27:00
 * just like oh my god and she was just

27:03
 * like I she started crying and freaking

27:06
 * out and I was like what just happened

27:08
 * and she was like a man just walked by

27:10
 * the window

27:10
 * oh yeah that's how girls feel when they

27:12
 * see Henry usual but different knows your

27:14
 * good side I'm normally a character

27:16
 * though yeah I I'm in character and sort

27:18
 * of recognize them know you're looking at

27:21
 * this one absolutely so that's so she

27:25
 * felt she saw somebody saw you shoot a

27:28
 * normal thin figure walk well in France

27:32
 * so don't lie read that's really

27:33
 * fantastic absolutely

27:35
 * your community then is known as a bit of

27:38
 * a peeping been so it could and so this

27:43
 * is the outside space for that is ready

27:44
 * to use that stored in this place that

27:46
 * all she left the house don't see left

27:48
 * immediately that's so intense wow this

27:51
 * is popular notion is she a pretty crazy

27:55
 * woman yeah yeah alright what she

28:02
 * menstruating midget this is right were

28:04
 * you menstruating during this whole time

28:07
 * brings ghosts actually use the jokes in

28:10
 * fact activity does you gather a lot like

28:12
 * sharks and that they love to watch from

28:13
 * your men astray

28:14
 * I said no it's actually put it's the

28:15
 * truth though normal poltergeist activity

28:17
 * when it happens around girls that are

28:19
 * body to changing oh yeah to the first

28:22
 * time the first time so you're a gymnast

28:23
 * for a long period of time that would

28:25
 * explain it you know your hymen fun links

28:26
 * yeah but that's nothing it's pretty big

28:30
 * on sex not talk to your daughter

28:32
 * he's gonna be really creeped out have to

28:34
 * understand that man's penis gets a

28:36
 * gorgeous blood it's gonna just rip and

28:38
 * roar fluid or fine even title which I'm

28:42
 * doing right now suit I'm doing vibe

28:43
 * right now it's gonna get there it's

28:45
 * gonna get there alright all joking aside

28:47
 * serious all just in time let's um I

28:51
 * think we got it some of the ghosts and

28:53
 * we have to do our best to communicate

28:54
 * we're going to try communicate with this

28:56
 * ghost we're going to do some tribes for

28:57
 * ghost hunting techniques

28:59
 * we're neighbor Stacey renamer Stacey's

29:01
 * oh good enough I take Josephine

29:03
 * Josephine Josephine but this doesn't

29:06
 * matter we're gonna get the hardest

29:08
 * matter in like 30 seconds so let's do

29:13
 * business and here for 30 seconds yeah

29:15
 * okay so this is the seance and Henry and

29:17
 * I are going to do we're going to try

29:19
 * something with the writing yes some

29:21
 * automatic writing so this is the thing

29:23
 * about a seance is that um this is a

29:26
 * procedure to be taken very seriously um

29:28
 * it's a vulnerable

29:31
 * procedure we're opening up a spiritual

29:33
 * gate from this world to the next world

29:37
 * we have been try and communicate with

29:39
 * Josephine

29:40
 * um that's Joseph in just fin that's what

29:45
 * I call knife colors that's what I call

29:47
 * the nikon safety though I'm going to say

29:49
 * Josephine and what we've said up here is

29:54
 * it traditional seance we didn't we

29:56
 * couldn't find a crucifix so we got a

29:58
 * picture of one this is better than just

30:01
 * a crucifix notice you have Jesus on it

30:03
 * and you have his whole crew

30:04
 * Mary Mary Magdalene with a prostitute

30:06
 * it's kind of fun to think about the

30:07
 * Bible of prostitutes and then this is

30:09
 * just one of Jesus's buddies he fucked

30:11
 * Mary Magdalene now and that's the thing

30:13
 * of a shakotan one of the things in

30:15
 * DaVinci cuz that's it's a real of the

30:16
 * many things yeah so it's kind of fun to

30:19
 * think about and then the table is set

30:22
 * with a simple black tablecloth but this

30:25
 * is vital this is what this was much like

30:27
 * Acme Looney Tunes this is the door that

30:29
 * they go to but I would also say that

30:31
 * it's very difficult to just find a black

30:32
 * tablecloth so this is this is sort of a

30:35
 * black lacy window lacquer it's what I do

30:37
 * think what's a female ghost and are we

30:39
 * think it's better to saw see something

30:41
 * texture yeah but this is all Syria but

30:44
 * this is again this is just something

30:45
 * that you could do at your house we've

30:47
 * lit candles to invoke and this is going

30:52
 * to be for then do you want it do you

30:53
 * feel like you're sensitive enough to UM

30:55
 * to do the automatic writing I mean I

30:59
 * think I can I can give it a go okay so

31:02
 * this let me leave this talk I'll lead

31:03
 * okay so you try and see we need this up

31:07
 * and out

31:07
 * yeah let it in you also hold this sound

31:09
 * ma'am thank you thank you I'm just glad

31:13
 * that you just--can as this is this town

31:15
 * man it's just good to have you

31:16
 * ah ah all right so when we look at the

31:19
 * footage happen it's again this is one of

31:22
 * those things

31:23
 * anything could happen behind us we're

31:25
 * looking to see if the video camera can

31:26
 * catch any orbs if this sound machine the

31:30
 * sound you're looking recording machine

31:32
 * what's going on there it is I do feel

31:34
 * chill as well um

31:38
 * and we're going to see if this has any

31:41
 * holdin this is serious yeah

31:43
 * so everyone vault in the seance we're

31:48
 * going to open our minds and where I put

31:51
 * each one has to put our hands on the

31:52
 * table

31:53
 * okay put our hands on the table

31:56
 * you're really good Oldham thank you for

31:58
 * holding that okay close your eyes now I

32:03
 * will invoke josephine into the room

32:09
 * Josephine we're here to speak with you

32:14
 * we've come with an open mind and an open

32:17
 * heart if you are in the room show us a

32:23
 * sign show yourself

32:25
 * it's not immediately slot no then

32:31
 * doesn't this has been I'm Henry this is

32:35
 * our sound man who has no name and

32:38
 * Natalie and Natalie who lives here

32:46
 * I'm sorry as your wife she wants to kill

32:52
 * Natalie this is the thing all right come

32:54
 * anyway some animals what

32:55
 * kids'll we can't do this I'm just saying

32:59
 * they go cannot do this in your tone Oh

33:05
 * Josephine hold in your snickering it's

33:14
 * not allow us to capture and a secret lab

33:16
 * direction laughter Hertz the ghost

33:20
 * Josephine

33:21
 * give us a sign shows that you're here if

33:24
 * you are here deliver unto us three

33:28
 * knocks any knock one knock

33:34
 * give her some time oh this a Tanakh just

33:41
 * one if not we will not get

33:48
 * Josephine three knocks man flicker the

33:57
 * candles slightly if you're in the room

34:00
 * Mellon looks good that one did flicker

34:02
 * get up get a close-up on that one and

34:04
 * that one is definitely current Josephine

34:12
 * turn on all the burners and throw the

34:14
 * net words at me through them during the

34:16
 * design man just throw in our nameless

34:19
 * faceless on them it doesn't have a

34:23
 * personality I've been on another

34:25
 * predator shows okay

34:29
 * Kissel why don't you try something

34:31
 * automatic writing I think it's gone I

34:32
 * think that's how we're gonna break

34:33
 * through okay whistles really sensitive

34:36
 * keep really good at this mmm so just

34:39
 * let's give him a beat

34:44
 * Josephine isn't making you write any

34:46
 * words

34:52
 * okay I'm seeing up seeing it my name

35:05
 * it's alright oh my god oh my name is

35:15
 * Stacy the whole doc Stacy it's like this

35:30
 * is big look at that you can't make that

35:33
 * up and she knows English man it's just

35:38
 * my name is Stacy

35:39
 * ah just true comedians which is the

35:44
 * thing I've been on the vaudeville

35:45
 * circuit for as long as we have you get a

35:47
 * natural timing that is just it's just

35:50
 * unbeatable yeah um but very welcome

35:53
 * everybody it we give and we give and we

35:58
 * give and all we ask that you give you

36:01
 * give us give to us your laughter and

36:03
 * your joy so that was the sounds and I

36:07
 * feel like we really made some good

36:08
 * contact there and I think overall we had

36:10
 * a positive experience with the with the

36:12
 * with the other side of the world and

36:14
 * it's nice to know that when you die you

36:16
 * can always use an oven we uh appease the

36:19
 * ghost the ghost is gone it's not coming

36:22
 * back it's not gonna kill Natalie is not

36:26
 * gonna kill her roommate it's not gonna

36:27
 * kill anybody it's gone it's an abusive

36:30
 * relationships Natalie just wants him

36:32
 * back so bad or her but she wants she I

36:34
 * mean in the but in the end it's gonna be

36:36
 * fine because she's gonna meet a nice

36:38
 * younger just that nice ghost and honor

36:41
 * it's good treat her right good he has

36:43
 * leaving dollar bills every but here's a

36:45
 * here is Natalie thanking us for what we

36:48
 * were being a real she thanked us yes

36:50
 * yeah

36:51
 * and I know you can't see it because it's

36:52
 * a podcast but she's wearing a very

36:53
 * low-cut black shirt and I say yes hello

36:57
 * she's incredibly nice and will never

37:00
 * ever be with us no Natalie

37:04
 * I'm from Hong Kong Henry Zebrowski

37:06
 * Natalie I love you I can't do this

37:09
 * Natalie yes pretend to be me Natalie

37:12
 * would you go on a date with me I'll wear

37:14
 * my finest horse shoe no you feel

37:16
 * yourself well ruining this you're

37:18
 * ruining I'm trying to get you laid dude

37:20
 * I'm trying to fucking hook you up with a

37:23
 * chick who's got sweet sweet hello that's

37:25
 * good enough and a nice fucking tuchus

37:26
 * I'm not good enough - fine you're fine

37:29
 * you're fine no I liked what he was

37:31
 * saying before he's fine let's cut to

37:33
 * Natalie's very genuine response thanking

37:35
 * us I did like that not good enough stuff

37:37
 * though and what good enough it was fine

37:39
 * but very bad for him dad that's that

37:42
 * that's what I liked about it I'm wearing

37:43
 * a suit I'm your fucking you are what's

37:46
 * ibly wet - you're sweating through that

37:48
 * suit ham I'm hot it's not a good choice

37:51
 * of this room I learned no hardly any

37:53
 * clothing you know Hey so my goodness I'm

37:55
 * essentially naked right now

37:57
 * yeah it's a suit Saturday so I had no

38:00
 * choice and I am drunk this is our friend

38:04
 * Natalie and we just wanted to get a

38:06
 * genuine reaction from her after we

38:08
 * busted her ghost right in its fuckin ass

38:10
 * um I definitely feel that something is

38:15
 * lifted I feel like something that that

38:18
 * whatever it was is not here anymore and

38:20
 * honestly I feel a little sad I think you

38:23
 * know because well she has been Stacy

38:26
 * that we found out her name was in with

38:28
 * us for you know the past two years and

38:30
 * so it's maybe gonna be a little bit

38:32
 * lonely and yeah um but for the most part

38:35
 * I thank you I will say Henry promises to

38:38
 * come over every night okay we're all to

38:39
 * run more the house - just double check

38:41
 * that she's gone I just like to be I'll

38:43
 * be around now so you probably won't even

38:45
 * know I'm here at the time I'll be like

38:47
 * outside backyard this wine yeah yeah no

38:50
 * it's totally safe and normal not just

38:52
 * what you I'm thorough okay

38:54
 * in terms of ghost hunting so you're just

38:56
 * gonna do like I'm like a follow-up yeah

38:58
 * buh-bye

38:58
 * I'll give you a bus

39:03
 * okay yeah yeah pastor body no edge with

39:08
 * you for life now but I feel like you did

39:10
 * your jobs you did it well and

39:12
 * congratulations thank you thank you

39:14
 * you're letting us into your space I know

39:16
 * for a fact I mean in terms of ghost

39:18
 * hunting it's important to get people's

39:19
 * permission you know to getting get in

39:21
 * here and connect and and be open

39:24
 * emotional and I really think that we

39:26
 * succeeded that today yeah yeah it was it

39:29
 * was a success Thank You Natalie thank

39:31
 * you thank you good bye good bye Stacey I

39:35
 * hope that you are hugging Mozart in

39:39
 * heaven right now that's a nice that's a

39:41
 * nice thing to say I honey I don't know

39:43
 * what he was like as a man you could have

39:45
 * been a basket he's a bastard gay minion

39:47
 * was he gay Mozart yeah we'll talk when

39:49
 * you just say that because you're honest

39:51
 * no no he was very poppy yeah he was yeah

39:55
 * everybody was fucking fun no they were

39:57
 * gay fathers yeah he was gay yours mother

39:59
 * no it doesn't weird we know so if Mozart

40:04
 * was blind your idiot that was Beethoven

40:06
 * Beethoven was deaf all right it doesn't

40:09
 * matter because Henry is fucking these

40:11
 * walls safety hope you're enjoying my

40:13
 * certain heaven Greg goose Galatians

40:14
 * tasty me goose elations

40:16
 * all right all right well Diggy is just a

40:23
 * barn burner really amazing love Henry

40:25
 * wouldn't you please he is lonely around

40:28
 * it there's just there so sometimes like

40:31
 * things want in one area and then other

40:34
 * areas I can exceed in I can be good

40:36
 * you're doing great

40:37
 * yeah I will say we were amazing and

40:39
 * ladies and gentlemen Henry Zebrowski Ben

40:42
 * Kissel Marcus parks

40:43
 * we are officially announcing we are for

40:46
 * hire if you have a ghost for free - we

40:49
 * won't we don't want money we just want

40:51
 * to see your ghosts that's gonna try to

40:53
 * angle for some money ah

40:54
 * but now we can't do it I didn't even

40:55
 * think of it I didn't think about all

40:57
 * right Liz double we are for hire all you

40:59
 * need to do is provide us with bread all

41:02
 * we want is bread and beer occasionally a

41:04
 * beer there's a place to take a shit a

41:06
 * place to take a shit okay we'll all have

41:08
 * our individual demands yeah but so I

41:11
 * want jellybeans

41:12
 * okay all right so but only green jelly

41:15
 * beans all right

41:16
 * so ladies yelling first of all I am the

41:20
 * only one for hire just hire me I will go

41:23
 * in there with with two completely

41:25
 * different people they they will look and

41:27
 * act exactly like Henry and Marcus and

41:29
 * there will be named Henry Marcus but

41:30
 * believe me they are different people who

41:33
 * don't have such ACDC like demands

41:37
 * strange alright so if you have a true

41:40
 * wanting story you believe there is a

41:42
 * ghost in your house we want to meet it

41:45
 * we want to talk with it we want to bust

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