Episode 14: Chasing the Boogeyman Part II - The Boogeyman Within/Transcript

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 * there's no place to escape to this is

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 * the last talk on the left that's from

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 * the cannibalism started welcome to the

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 * program ladies and gentlemen for Marcus

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 * Parks I'm Ben Kissel with this is always

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 * the scientist the genius the mastermind

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 * of all that is evil Japanese Henry

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 * Zebrowski oh I got the rice in my hair

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 * rice in my knee I got the sushi belt why

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 * ambassador Plato's legit two weeks into

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 * what row did I do this last week we're

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 * all Kong Hong Kong Japanese in reserve

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 * oh we're in farther and farther always I

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 * don't know what I'm not quite sure

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 * myself either way I mean I know why I'm

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 * rev races just extremely racist Oh manic

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 * fan of female soccer and God knows the

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 * Japanese gals beat the pants out of the

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 * American seppuku depakote all of them

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 * subacute the US team that but that's

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 * something you can't do to somebody else

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 * is something you do yourself that's

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 * correct

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 * oh yeah and as a matter of fact the US

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 * team did kind of shoot themselves in the

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 * own foot there so they kind of accepted

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 * a marital seppuku indeed it was when

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 * you're shooting yourself to make

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 * yourself dance in some sort of old-timey

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 * saloon that's actually a great idea

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 * perhaps I would have had a better

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 * two-step if I'd have done that in the

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 * high school dance yes that's true and

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 * welcome back to our second of the series

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 * of in search of the boogey man chasing

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 * the boogey man ladies and gentlemen so

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 * in order to chase the boogey man you

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 * must first understand the boogey man

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 * inside of yourself yes are we or are we

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 * not boogie men so today we took a test

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 * created by what's the names dr. Bob hair

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 * dr. Bob hair now this is the this is the

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 * psychological exam given to people to

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 * see if they're a sociopath or not our

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 * psycho

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 * technically it's psychopaths is a PC LR

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 * which is the test it with it what it

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 * does it it it gives you various sort of

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 * abstract situations and then on a scale

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 * from zero to two you put whether or not

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 * it applies to you and then if you reach

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 * a certain number you're a psychopath

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 * that's correct so we had we

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 * called in our own expert Molly nephal

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 * who live in with John nephal is an

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 * expert on psychopaths holding with

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 * people why all about clean you know it's

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 * exactly yeah he's got all those hats

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 * made an animal skin it's bizarre we you

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 * know he sleeps upside down

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 * he keeps he's a cutter anything that

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 * people don't know about John nephal he's

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 * a cutter and cuts himself because he

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 * can't feel feelings interesting yeah any

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 * hides of buying those studious glasses

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 * and his sort of liberal demeanor that he

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 * has feelings because making himself a

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 * salmon what he does is he's a little he

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 * dresses up like people and then a and

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 * then acts like them like what's that

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 * movie with the Matt Damon uh uh

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 * Rupert Lily the gimlet what's the codes

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 * Rupert gettable mr. Ripley that's what

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 * I'm saying Rupert Romney

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 * yeah chronic Grindley Grindley

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 * stephenson visa but he's like that he

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 * likes to pretend to be other people then

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 * go around kill them and then take over

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 * their lives well god no so that's why we

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 * got his sister to conduct the test

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 * because she's a great judge of a

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 * psychopath character and so we've

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 * already all taken about the twenty

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 * minute exam and I think we're gonna

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 * bring Molly in here we don't know what

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 * the results are

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 * no I all I know is the results are going

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 * to be mildly terrifying yeah I'm very

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 * interested how do you feel what do you

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 * feel you're gonna uh I'm feeling them in

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 * the middle of the two of you I'm feeling

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 * VIN I'm thinking you're on top Henry

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 * you're on bottom and I'm the lucky

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 * Pierre I'm afraid

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 * well I've never been so happy with

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 * somebody's prediction in my life like

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 * that alright so what do we want to get

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 * Joey one get a little pale otter in here

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 * ladies and gentlemen we're gonna hear

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 * before we get the gal in here we're

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 * gonna hear a little bit some of our

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 * answers from the test for yes all right

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 * let's take a listen and see how crazy we

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 * may or may not be I hope this doesn't

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 * turn you off in the podcast it shouldn't

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 * because if you're listening to this up

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 * you got problems and what's it what's a

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 * website they can get the psychological

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 * test themselves I just looked up the

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 * piece P CLR PCL our google it and find

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 * it for yourself email us at a cc our

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 * podcast network at gmail.com cc our

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 * podcast network at CCR dot-com with that

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 * again shut up

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 * shut up so you can some asshole took

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 * cave comedy radio at gmail.com okay I'll

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 * do that I don't know whose Lebanon

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 * gallon not well II not I just whoa beats

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 * in my dreams they never asked that

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 * question though none of them is she's

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 * like when you look in the mirror do you

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 * see a skull laughing if you do I put

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 * doggy I put a four down for that hi hi

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 * hello and right on the skull that is you

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 * all right listen to see what questions

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 * they do ask I'm gonna say first of all

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 * first first thing I'm not a psychopath

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 * um well we're just gonna let the

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 * statistics decide that so I would

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 * appreciate you remaining totally

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 * professional here not a psychopath the

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 * thing is is that Psychopaths would say

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 * that well believe me I've been in this

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 * business a long time I've heard it all

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 * so you think you're the expert I am the

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 * expert so are you ready for number one

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 * fuck yeah you're so confident in your

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 * gift of gab

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 * that you believe you could sell flood

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 * insurance to someone living in the

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 * Sahara Desert

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 * actually you remember selling flood

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 * insurance to this old lady that lived

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 * near death valley when you were mooching

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 * off your Aunt Sally in California and

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 * needed some extra cash you already

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 * cleaned Aunt Sally out dumb old hag

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 * thought you were the sweetest lad ha

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 * fooled her now I give a one awana sir

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 * just to reiterate zero means I would

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 * never ever think that yeah one is like

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 * yeah sometimes maybe and then two was

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 * like of course yeah so you're saying one

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 * give me one I'm pretty confident an

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 * incompetent guy all right glib uh number

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 * once ambushed a flock of sheep with a

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 * paintball gun

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 * and you thought it was just the funniest

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 * thing ever since your parents force you

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 * to force you to go to church you made

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 * the best of it by fucking a deacons

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 * daughter in the bathroom during a sermon

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 * okay well I did shoot paintballs at a

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 * did shoot caocao paintball guns but

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 * never fuck the Deacons daughter in the

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 * bathroom so I guess what I oh yeah - all

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 * right

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 * but definitely I do that is absolutely a

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 * to number-14 you're 40 years old I don't

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 * think that sociopathic by the way number

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 * almost drowned in your neighbor's pool

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 * while you were busy talking on the phone

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 * with that cute girl from down the street

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 * your ex should have taken them to

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 * swimming classes or something then this

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 * wouldn't have happened what was that one

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 * it's not your fault that your kid almost

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 * drowned in your neighbor's pool while

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 * you were busy talking on the phone with

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 * that cute girl from down the street your

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 * ex should have taken them to swimming

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 * classes or something then this wouldn't

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 * happen she wouldn't be cute but I think

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 * that uh you know yeah accidents happen

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 * you know so Sally didn't learn to swim

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 * you know it's like why did I buy you all

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 * those lessons I think that the two yeah

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 * learner is survival my friend he won't

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 * drown them done for dashi so number two

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 * yeah you were finally sleeping with your

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 * latest thing and mid-coitus she screams

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 * out Oh God

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 * you think finally someone's calling me

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 * by my real name

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 * zero zero you would never think that not

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 * in sex because then it's just more like

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 * you know why are you here you know all

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 * right no qualifications necessary you

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 * find yourself at a hotel pool with some

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 * family and you're sitting around a table

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 * with your CrackBerry ignoring everyone

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 * else your dipshit little nephew decides

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 * to shoot you with a squirt gun well

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 * you're not paying attention

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 * he then drops a squirt gun and runs for

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 * safety so you pick up the toy and GIMP

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 * after him he's about to get in the hot

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 * tub to hide so you hurl disc work on his

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 * legs and he goes flying into the hot tub

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 * ha ha little bastard so just throwing a

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 * kid no uh that's a it one yes because

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 * that just sounds like fun

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 * and the hot tub isn't like boiling hot

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 * is that I mean I assume it's a

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 * regulation and if it's if it's

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 * regulation the kids but yeah come on

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 * just what you do with I don't know to to

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 * it's just what you do with the kids are

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 * there for all right got it

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 * noted number 12 was it could you read it

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 * one more time because I was only paying

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 * attention like half of it

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 * number fourteen you're 40 years old old

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 * overweight and fresh out of prison you

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 * spend all day watching TV or sleeping

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 * and you're still telling everyone how

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 * you're going to be a professional

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 * swimmer and win medals and shit you've

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 * been saying this since you were

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 * convinced your group since you convinced

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 * your girlfriend in college you were

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 * going to try out for the Olympic swim

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 * team and you haven't been to a pool in

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 * years

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 * no because it's like how is that even an

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 * enjoyable lie obviously not my uh I've a

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 * retarded brother thinks he's still gonna

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 * be a football coach it's just like it's

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 * not gonna happen any hoot so no no

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 * swimming in this guy's future number

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 * five you just started a new job and

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 * you're sucking up to the boss and a few

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 * of your other uppers you've also started

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 * working on your boss's secretary and she

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 * has insider information on the company's

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 * workings and once in a blue moon you

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 * stop by the head honchos desk for a chat

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 * and you're convinced he has the hots for

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 * you after you've gotten your support

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 * system secure you subtly sabotage your

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 * supervisor with dirty gossip and the

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 * like you plan to have his job in three

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 * months if all goes well yeah just like

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 * your last job damn you're clever hmm

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 * zero

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 * that's not now no I do like gossip who

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 * doesn't

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 * after you've gotten your support system

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 * secure you subtly sabotage your

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 * supervisor with dirty gossip and the

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 * like you plan to have his job in three

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 * months if all goes well yeah just like

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 * your last job dan you're clever

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 * well thrilled Dix I'd say probably 1 or

10:27 2 1 or 2 and 1 ads ok 1 1 yeah because 10:32
 * if they're nice people I probably

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 * wouldn't do it but if they were all

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 * dicks you know what I'm talking about

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 * ha ha for some odd reason your boyfriend

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 * convinced you that going to the zoo and

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 * having monkeys fling their own fecal

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 * matter at you would be enjoyable not 10

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 * minutes into the adventure you're

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 * painfully bored and practically dragging

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 * your significant other past the exhibits

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 * then you come upon a pane of glass that

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 * was cracked held together by packaging

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 * tape and imprisoning a silverback

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 * gorilla your significant other is off

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 * looking at other animals and no one else

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 * is in the building

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 * without a second thought you grab a

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 * large rack out of the snapping turtle

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 * enclosure and throw you grab your

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 * significant other and run out screaming

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 * the gorilla escaped you delightedly

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 * watch the mass hysteria and Sue and

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 * think okay so maybe the trip wasn't a

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 * total loss I do enjoy that story and I'm

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 * very impulsive might throw that rock and

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 * everybody wants to see a silverback of a

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 * good time don't you think

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 * uh is that it - I guess so I can't I'm

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 * an impartial expert I suppose it - but I

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 * mean it seems like a fun thing to do I

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 * think that that's - your dad just died

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 * earlier this morning and your mom is all

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 * distraught over the matter after a few

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 * hours of pained expressions and fake

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 * tears for the visiting mourners you

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 * wander over to the living room to watch

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 * some TV then mom comes in looking for

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 * comfort and sobbing on your shoulder if

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 * were any other occasion you'd pat on the

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 * shoulder and pretend to care but your

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 * favorite show is on and that's the last

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 * episode of the season so you tell her to

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 * get a hold of herself and pipe down for

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 * a damn minute because she's driving you

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 * nuts oh because daddy's death was just

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 * so sad and you want to take it take your

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 * mind off it zero yeah who was that

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 * testing

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 * lack of empathy number eight

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 * your dad just died earlier this morning

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 * and your mom is all distraught over the

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 * matter after a few hours and pained

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 * expressions and fake tears for the

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 * visiting mourners you wander over to the

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 * living room to watch some TV then mom

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 * comes in looking for comfort and sobbing

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 * on your shoulder if it were any other

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 * occasion you'd pat around the shoulder

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 * and pretend to care but your favorite

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 * show is on and it's the last episode of

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 * the season so you tell her to get a hold

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 * of

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 * self and pipe down for a damn minute

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 * because she's driving you nuts

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 * oh because daddy's death was just so sad

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 * and you want to take your mind off it

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 * I mean you know I guess if your mother's

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 * morning you have to give her a few

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 * minutes to like cry like a 1 I don't

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 * know it's just you it seems like you be

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 * a little bit overbearing are i same time

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 * no forget this area underneath my belly

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 * but son never goes there keep it in

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 * welcome back ladies all right we got

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 * Molly nephal so Molly you have inquired

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 * upon all of us what what we do and do

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 * not want to do is force a lot of things

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 * it's an interesting test it's an

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 * interesting test it's a bit of a leading

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 * I don't know but we talked about it

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 * during our segment where was I don't

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 * know whether or not you're supposed to

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 * it's supposed to be you're supposed to

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 * sell it to the Psychopaths or it's

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 * supposed to be like a motionlessly read

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 * the words do sell themselves though I

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 * mean it says ha fooled her so even if

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 * you read that emotionless I think this

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 * is a test designed to lead you towards

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 * what the right answer is but despite

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 * that is there a right answer Molly well

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 * depending on whether you thinks

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 * sociopathy is acceptable or not it

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 * depends yeah can I just I know I'm

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 * professional and I'm completely neutral

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 * yeah you troll can I say that I am not

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 * at all surprised by the results I want

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 * to know what that means so let's say you

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 * um I guess should we just do a question

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 * by question or do we want to go through

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 * just an overall analysis of each person

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 * individually let's see let's do you tell

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 * us her overall scores and then tell us

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 * what are the questions that had the

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 * biggest differences sure I what I can

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 * give you guys as your scores and I can

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 * give you a limited amount of statistical

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 * analysis of who of you because there was

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 * questions it seemed like you all went

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 * one way you all want the other way and

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 * then the ones where you didn't are

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 * interested that's a fantastic eye and so

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 * from what can you give us the overall

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 * breakdown I know I'm very terrified

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 * terrified right now

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 * am i a terrible person let me know piece

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 * of 20 questions

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 * I felt really vulnerable it was unfair

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 * because I don't want people to know what

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 * believe what kind of snakes actually

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 * lurk in a bag of meat that is my head oh

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 * it's terrifying so what's the overall

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 * scale though zero to blank is normal and

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 * what like what is that what would it be

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 * to be sociopaths and what is it to be

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 * normal

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 * let's get the scores for all that I

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 * don't like it I want to get the the

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 * thing okay yeah I think the closest to

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 * zero is the more normal you okay there's

15:12 20 questions and 2 is the maximum that 15:15
 * you could so if you had 40 you would be

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 * like a full-on sociopath okay but you

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 * would be rude you like you would be able

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 * to take the table you feel like you're

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 * order for right as you sat down to take

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 * a test yeah yeah

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 * yes zero to 40 is our skill yeah I'm a

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 * fucking answer questions like it's just

15:31 - yeah I'm a fuck my own ass I did good 15:33
 * there other brackets where it's like

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 * from like 0 to 20 x 0 to 10 10 to 20 0

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 * to 10 convenience store workers and the

15:43 20 comedian way to the 30 convenience 15:47
 * store worker and then 30 to 40 is just

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 * you don't need no job fucking killer

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 * yeah at my and my materials I don't have

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 * any breakdowns but I think that I really

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 * think the results will speak for

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 * themselves alright

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 * should I give you the winner first and

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 * when I say winner do I mean the most

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 * let's just a loser first and we'll bring

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 * the winner in laugh

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 * that means the Lisa Lisa sociopath

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 * congratulations Henry Zebrowski oh come

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 * on we knew that Henry why everyone thank

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 * God I knew that people want people

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 * wanted it interesting an interesting

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 * ending were to be turned out like Molly

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 * would leave and then the police would

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 * show up and I be getting carried away by

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 * police officers going like I'm in what

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 * you're caught Henry they have you Pat

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 * Nixon thought it was going to be you but

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 * I knew that it wouldn't be you and you

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 * are the winner in the sense that you're

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 * the least sociopathic line up later

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 * coming in at runner-up Markus Park yeah

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 * congratulations I told you I'd be the

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 * lucky Pierre oh you're uh always a

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 * bridesmaid never a bride

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 * and the winner the crazy bride it's

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 * definitely not the winner Kissel the

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 * bridezilla you are the most sociopathic

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 * person in this room right now

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 * very good but where are the scores all

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 * right but so Henry got a big 7 Wow oh

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 * you got big 7 why'd you say 0 2

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 * everything because I don't feel all

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 * those things when your fucking mother is

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 * crying and it's like shut up mom you're

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 * a psychopath

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 * well there's some evidence what it is

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 * that's what it is yeah I would just like

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 * to continue to Pat myself on the back I

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 * knew it was gonna be been all along

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 * Marcus you got a nine a nine not bad I

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 * think you need a healthy dose of

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 * sociopathy to make it in this washer

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 * yeah are you ready to you're been score

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 * guys got a 9 bed Kissel coming in 17

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 * points Wow the tiger would psychopathy

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 * so you possibly get under a den whose

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 * same Blaine is what you're crazy people

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 * we're like we weren't lying we're lying

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 * no no I know if you lie on a psychopath

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 * test that makes you a psychopath well

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 * you're crazy that but I figured that I

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 * actually predicted you that you would

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 * throw it that you would answer questions

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 * dishonestly but I can say that you did

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 * not I feel like when we say that I did

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 * an accountant I'm a socio fucking Pat or

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 * not a psychopath

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 * you're not one now no 17 still is pretty

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 * good out of a scale of 40 yeah just

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 * compared to Markus and Henry yeah they

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 * were faking it you guys were both faking

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 * it but oh I love everything okay I don't

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 * love everything I love my mother your

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 * mother doesn't even know you exist

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 * haha you were never a boy you were made

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 * Lissa I love thy parents and I would

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 * join them in a grieving process bin yeah

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 * but it's like shut the fuck up all right

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 * dad all right now you guys may think

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 * that you're not seeing eye to eye right

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 * now but amazingly you answered a lot of

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 * the questions pretty similar so I would

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 * like to share with you what I found

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 * the big the top scores amongst all three

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 * of you poor behavioral controls yeah the

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 * big guy yeah yeah awesome yeah all three

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 * of you because you with your annoying

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 * nephew do it I was like yeah of course I

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 * do the fucking thing into yeah that was

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 * my that was one of my twos as well yeah

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 * I scored lowest what did I score hundred

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 * highest for poor behavior controls that

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 * was an fu one you were like I'm throwing

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 * that fucker in the in the hot tub and

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 * these two were like well maybe a little

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 * bit but not for sure well no I mean

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 * that's what you do to children they want

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 * you to do that

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 * the thing is scariest thing anyone's

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 * ever said bears don't treat Cubs gently

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 * that's right I mean yeah if you're gonna

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 * raise a bear you gotta act like a bear

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 * to the child yeah examine it does that

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 * make sense oh my God he's Road I got

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 * thrown in the bodies of water all the

19:46
 * time for acting like a shit what's

19:47
 * different though you grew up in Texas

19:48
 * yeah Rosenberg that's where we're we

19:50
 * fucking do it right we're finding a body

19:52
 * of water was also lucky Oh bro you have

19:56
 * no idea how spot on your another top

19:59
 * scorer was early behavioral problems

20:01
 * which is you know not surprising that's

20:03
 * acting like a douche when you're younger

20:05
 * irresponsibility not acting like a

20:07
 * douche acting like the coolest kid in a

20:09
 * Thunderbird

20:10
 * actually yeah what would you call the

20:12
 * guy with the sunglasses of the movie

20:13
 * summer school right coolest kid who yeah

20:18
 * the one with the smokes oh yeah loved

20:20
 * him fucking suck his dick why not

20:23
 * I wish I wouldn't ever say wouldn't suck

20:27
 * his dick I we were friends he's

20:29
 * aggressive fun hey big gay which was a

20:35
 * gay test well I think I let my hair down

20:38
 * haha so irresponsibility was also hi

20:42
 * everyone scoring some points there and

20:44
 * then juvenile delinquency Ben and Marcus

20:47
 * both twos Henry Zebrowski zero I was a

20:50
 * good kid I was not very good yeah

20:53
 * terrible kid over here I think something

20:55
 * about the small town you up in winner

20:56
 * yeah yeah I was a good kid that bad no I

20:59
 * was a little fat like I read I was a

21:01
 * very intense

21:02
 * sort of scary haunted eyes child like I

21:06
 * would do lots of that where I'd like

21:07
 * stay up in the night and be like guide

21:09
 * go I'd walk the local library when I was

21:11
 * like nine and get books out on

21:13
 * demonology room sitting reading a book

21:15
 * on demonology by myself I was not a

21:16
 * library and like did the security guard

21:19
 * walks up is like son you think you

21:21
 * should be reading that I was like I like

21:23
 * to study the things I fear hilarious

21:28
 * yeah I mean sorry speaking of which I

21:30
 * feel like that's a good segue to the

21:32
 * things that you all scored zeroes at

21:34
 * yeah the things that you all score

21:37
 * zeroes grandiose sense of self-worth

21:39
 * that's good you believe in yourself

21:44
 * whatsoever haha although a promiscuous

21:47
 * Ness 0 that slutty of people

21:51
 * I mean Marcus is more slutty but Marcus

21:53
 * is reformed alright well you would be

21:55
 * what if you were with somebody wouldn't

21:57
 * cheat on them not mark that's always

21:58
 * good because of the same woman that ever

22:00
 * you attractive chicken high school is

22:02
 * slutty they just you're they're given

22:03
 * tons of opportunities to be so yeah I

22:05
 * have no option to be slutty I've never

22:08
 * even liked joy just like fancy my brain

22:10
 * be like I'm just better than that yeah I

22:12
 * really got true that no one wants a fuck

22:14
 * I almost said that College was a lot of

22:16
 * fun well that's fine that I lived alone

22:19
 * I just lived in a state of zen-like

22:22
 * aloneness right for a long time in

22:24
 * people yeah I was like oh look at his

22:26
 * self-control you know nobody thought

22:27
 * that

22:28
 * yeah but they just saw me and what I was

22:30
 * doing by myself in that room

22:32
 * well I didn't know if popcorn was a

22:34
 * woman holy Lord certainly come in a

22:36
 * whole series of it if masturbation was

22:38
 * relationships man I would have would had

22:41
 * thousands of relational I have three a

22:43
 * day on that note you all surprisingly

22:46
 * I'll say scored zeroes and impulsivity

22:49
 * well it's not the whole thing with the

22:51
 * kid throwing and with I used to poop

22:53
 * that we are that we scored on him

22:55
 * Zippity though this is about sexy

22:57
 * impulsivity that's where you meet the

23:00
 * sexy thing at the bar then you move her

23:02
 * into your house none of you would do

23:03
 * this well mover into the half course not

23:05
 * that you know big of a pain in the ass

23:06
 * that would be I mean yeah you know I met

23:08
 * the sexy thing at the GAR sexy girl at

23:10
 * the bar and while all right let's take

23:12
 * her home and fucker right but not that

23:14
 * haver

23:15
 * move in but it's more like manic

23:16
 * behavior its manic behavior it's it's

23:19
 * taking someone it you you get a

23:21
 * relationship and then it's like you fall

23:23
 * in fucking love with them and then you

23:24
 * want to get married and bring them in

23:25
 * your house you wanna like duels like us

23:27
 * you're a psychopath

23:28
 * yeah a psychopath could just what does

23:30
 * your Lana doesn't mean your psychopath

23:31
 * Henry what no but yes yes if you are

23:35
 * like Oh path there are forms of romance

23:37
 * that is psychopathology I'm saying you

23:40
 * can't bring a chick over your house when

23:41
 * you have children dead bodies all over

23:44
 * the fucking chamber you're right it's

23:46
 * Gramps your style you can't do it

23:47
 * well and never bring disgusting idea the

23:50
 * last one you guys all scored nothing at

23:52
 * was many short-term marital

23:54
 * relationships so it seems like you guys

23:56
 * are all monogamists yeah hey fellows so

23:59
 * I mean I guess you're saying you can't

24:01
 * bring ladies over if you got dead bodies

24:03
 * stored everywhere but it seems like even

24:06
 * if you're a psychopath you still got a

24:07
 * lot of you know soup's on the stove or

24:11
 * whatever the saying is we're long ass

24:12
 * fingers in the soups things in the zoo I

24:15
 * mean everybody knows it I just love a

24:19
 * cold soup and I like a hot soup so

24:22
 * really none of us are that that crazy

24:25
 * well you are Ben all right but what was

24:29
 * the bull is the one that what's the

24:31
 * craziest part what was the what what's

24:33
 * the difference what's the question it

24:34
 * was the craziest question that Ben said

24:36
 * Ben said yes to and that none of you did

24:39
 * it instead of immediately guess - well

24:41
 * the only one Ben said well okay so

24:44
 * here's one Ben said - and the motive

24:46
 * both you set zero and that was a failure

24:49
 * to take responsibility for your own

24:51
 * actions so that's when the kid drowned

24:53
 * that makes fucking it that makes some

24:56
 * fucking learn how to swim you did it all

24:59
 * the time learn how to swim though and

25:01
 * it's like I am the only thing I hated

25:03
 * about that question was because you're

25:04
 * on the phone with some hot damn it's

25:06
 * like fuck the day I'm just like watching

25:08
 * something I'm doing something you got to

25:10
 * know how to swim if you're gonna go to

25:12
 * the pool who does that who's in the

25:14
 * water that or a swim - points closer to

25:17
 * a psychopath well they die you

25:19
 * understand I'm no Casey Anthony I'm just

25:22
 * saying sometimes babies drown in pools

25:23
 * and he's probably learn to fucking swim

25:25
 * before they jump in them you also had

25:26
 * high

25:27
 * and need for stimulation and no remorse

25:29
 * higher than these two I remember yeah

25:32
 * why had I responded no remorse though

25:34
 * yeah I mean what's the point

25:36
 * Marc Accetta latter amorous but Marcus

25:39
 * does have a lot of room around oh yeah

25:40
 * I'm a I'm a guilt ridden ban that's the

25:43
 * thing you'll come up with something to

25:44
 * eat in like sixth grade and like I'm

25:46
 * just shattered today why I didn't like

25:50
 * his bologna sandwich I call it a gay

25:52
 * sandwich you see I got out from

25:53
 * underneath the quavering shadow of

25:55
 * Christ on the cross so I don't feel

25:57
 * these feelings anymore that I'm not even

26:00
 * a Catholic I don't know that just in you

26:02
 * that's just the start going to church

26:03
 * it's a family thing I mean we all do

26:06
 * feel a little bit of remorse or regret

26:07
 * but mostly just regret the like they

26:09
 * didn't love me enough yeah that's the

26:12
 * thing that hurts I wish I just wish they

26:14
 * would have got me more me regret is

26:16
 * their fault

26:17
 * ya know they're my regret hero and

26:19
 * grandiose sense of self-worth that's why

26:21
 * yeah yeah it's got a fun that's nice sad

26:25
 * I'm gonna let it kids around not gonna

26:28
 * feel bad about it but I don't feel good

26:30
 * about myself I don't think about that

26:32
 * you lucky bastard at the bottom of my

26:34
 * pool you would no longer have to live in

26:37
 * this terrible world is very interesting

26:38
 * so in our chasing the boogey man we did

26:40
 * not find him here did not find him here

26:42
 * not sailing not really I mean here

26:45
 * low-level psychopath in Somali what is

26:47
 * your overall synopsis all my overall so

26:50
 * that yes if you would have to like you

26:52
 * know if you would have to like recommend

26:54
 * one of us to date your daughter she's a

26:55
 * nice girl

26:56
 * god no she's studious she's smart and

26:59
 * John's never even looked at her so she's

27:02
 * pure of heart and yeah what who you

27:05
 * again who grew up with and why I'm doing

27:07
 * really well right now I'm upwardly

27:08
 * mobile I

27:09
 * well that was gonna say Ben I'm not ever

27:12
 * gonna let you babysit my children good

27:15
 * idea

27:15
 * busy too busy to do it anyway

27:19
 * yours um ah I mean like going just off

27:25
 * the test I gotta say Henry obvious

27:27
 * choice Henry is the obvious choice and

27:30
 * dream I want someone your daughter's

27:31
 * gonna be happy with you it's Matt he's

27:33
 * gonna be bald just mine

27:35
 * listen man glint in the eye of kamusta

27:38
 * vez mischievousness and also a slight

27:40
 * levity you know I mean pink wonderfully

27:43
 * white yeah it's a little like bacon fat

27:45
 * the city thin but you know I get slotted

27:47
 * to win a wink and a smile you think at

27:49
 * any point I could disappear shoot up a

27:51
 * chimney is he magic will I have will I

27:56
 * have my daughter date a young Santa

27:58
 * Claus

27:58
 * imagine that I'm Santa Claus as a hip as

28:02
 * a hip 20 minute 20 by the time my

28:05
 * daughter's old enough to date Henry's

28:06
 * gonna be far too old for her all of you

28:08
 * will help a waiter younger with age I'm

28:11
 * very good-looking you each have your

28:13
 * merits let's put it that way

28:14
 * Marcus is charmingly irresponsible yeah

28:18
 * all right I think it's go straight