Episode 11: Exorcisms!/Transcript

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 * look at me I'm a cupcake why not I'm a

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 * cupcake I feel like one all right uh

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 * when do we start right now

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 * welcome to the program with Marcus Parks

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 * I am Ben Kissel and always with me on

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 * the last podcast on the left there is a

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 * brass key Henry Zebrowski liberal ski I

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 * consider myself the scientist of the

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 * podcast you are the scientist I'm the

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 * scientist you're the you're the the

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 * personality and Marcus is the sex appeal

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 * no hunch give me a hunch you're on you

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 * have a hunch you're on you're The

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 * Hunchback of this cover the other

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 * podcast yeah that means I'm the smartest

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 * is that true well I don't know I just

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 * feel like I wrote the original or The

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 * Hunchback was retarded like literally

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 * yeah he was not retarded he was obedient

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 * he was dutiful he was retarded he was a

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 * retard

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 * yeah he was a retard that's it simple so

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 * okay well is it camel stupid I don't

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 * think camels are stupid mom and a retard

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 * a deaf retard yeah well either way he

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 * wouldn't like this podcast but welcome

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 * to the show tonight we are talking all

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 * about possession spooky haunting sort of

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 * be a ghost podcast part dos because your

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 * partner knows too much to talk about

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 * with ghosts um we're not the so called

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 * experts you even think we are so it's

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 * like we're we're really just trying to

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 * jam as much go stuff in there as

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 * possible because we're fascinated I just

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 * want to be haunted by a ghost so bad but

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 * a ghost that's really into good

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 * nutrition and high fiber I said what you

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 * want

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 * you wanna you want a fucking trainer

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 * ghost

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 * I want a ghost to move inside of my body

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 * and just make it better somehow and I

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 * feel like that's why we've never been

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 * haunted or possessed because the demon

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 * goes into our epicenter our soul or

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 * heartbeats gets that if they get fat

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 * they just love TV they just immediately

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 * start smoking ladies a weed and the

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 * demons just like I am NOT the demon I

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 * should be I should be a better demon

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 * these the thing is it's not fun for a

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 * demon when he possesses a body that just

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 * enjoys everything that he's trying to do

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 * to it it's true I want to walk down the

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 * steps backwards yeah that were lot of

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 * fun yeah make me do the spider walk can

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 * I literally spider walk on the wall

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 * can I do that I could do that I'll do

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 * the work every single day I'll fucking

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 * masturbate on the crucifix that's thing

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 * but for every day

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 * screw the MTA through screw taxis yeah I

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 * got a backward crab walking on I feel

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 * like Axl Rose

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 * but I don't have musical talent it's an

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 * amazing demon inside of me Thank You

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 * demon and the demon just like this is no

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 * longer fun I hate this I'm gonna go

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 * conquer a Mormon and then he takes over

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 * the Mormon the Mormon becomes Mitt

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 * Romney and runs for president I was

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 * doing the reason why we don't get to see

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 * ghosts I want to see a ghost so bad I

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 * want to see a fucking ghost well we

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 * don't want to see a ghost because I want

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 * you so bad and also trying to have sex

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 * with a woman

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 * Roberts it's like you can't be desperate

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 * for it because you're just not gonna get

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 * it never gonna happen the biggest ghost

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 * is going to be your jism on her chest

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 * that's never you're never gonna see if

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 * there were just only there was big

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 * slutty ghosts they have that in

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 * ghostbusters I remember that was the

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 * first time I even understood what a

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 * blowjob even was was in the scene when

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 * she unzips his fly insert circuit and

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 * was like a ghost blowjob see for me that

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 * wasn't that was one of the jokes that I

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 * didn't get until he's older yeah like

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 * whenever I whenever I was a kid I was

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 * like why is he I guess the ghost is

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 * really scaring him because his eyes roll

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 * in the back of his head oh that she was

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 * yeah and I just come out I'm gonna come

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 * out of the closet here I never saw the

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 * movie ghostbusters I've never seen my

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 * parents were few wait a second let me

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 * watch the ideas my brain is shattered I

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 * mean oh I'm cuz ghostbusters is like can

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 * we get into five percent of my

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 * personality I know like comes from

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 * gospel this is why I think you're so

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 * unique and original I've never seen the

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 * original that's not too low though

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 * because it is a you know millions of

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 * people I'd say how many billions of

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 * people live in the world eight billion

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 * exhale yes 6px billion eight million

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 * billion four billion that Vil four to

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 * six people in the entire world have seen

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 * ghostbusters

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 * I am sure I think at a Penguin's in the

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 * Arctic have seen that festering our

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 * frozen critters into it they're number

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 * one fritters we love you penguins see

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 * for me Ghostbusters introduced both the

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 * love of horror and comedy at like five

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 * years old the perfect and I at the same

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 * time ah Bill Murray's deadpan delivery

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 * Europe

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 * I'm a bad girl I know I mean my parent

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 * my literally man you look like a camp

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 * you need to go to a camp where they'll

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 * fix you das Kampf yeah yeah sounds good

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 * thank you Henry I I have a memory of

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 * being six years old watching

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 * Ghostbusters with a babysitter to

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 * babysit her sounds in Wheaton Illinois

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 * my mother coming through the door

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 * realizing that we were watching and

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 * freaking out because she thought it was

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 * uh Anton Louis we're gonna start coming

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 * through the fucking television screen

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 * and the ghosts are just gonna be an end

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 * this is the beautiful thing about

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 * possession I went to a cafe and went to

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 * Christian school born-again Christian

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 * school which ghosts are more than real

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 * like I kicked out for not being able to

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 * speak in tongues yeah you worship a

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 * ghost what is the Holy Spirit the Holy

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 * Ghost you're looking at a Slimer

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 * it's Jesus it's it's got very long yet

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 * big long beard and then you got Slimer I

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 * mean we're not even making fun of them

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 * they say specifically we're not making

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 * shit up the holy goat I was just reading

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 * about it or ship it goes well does he

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 * were saying that like but the Holy Ghost

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 * is the only sanctioned ghost yeah

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 * according to Catholicism the the Holy

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 * Ghost Legler this sounds ludicrous you

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 * guys it is the only ghost they allow

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 * that's cool it's you let me then the

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 * ghost is a spur

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 * that's the well Casper is like good to

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 * deliver the mail but do you really want

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 * him in charge of your entire religious

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 * wanting possessing me me walking around

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 * like ah Henry seems much nicer now yeah

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 * he loves cupcakes

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 * ah we spent two hours taking a piping

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 * bag filled with Isaac and shoving our

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 * possess and then of course that out look

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 * at me I'm a cupcake why not I'm a

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 * cupcake I feel like one huh

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 * I mean that's been growing up in a

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 * religious culture they believe in the

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 * Holy Ghost in the Holy Spirit and that's

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 * what you're supposed to get and I

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 * remember I got kicked out for nothing

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 * all the speaking tongues I immediately

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 * thought like there's no way the Lord

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 * sounds like he has a Midwestern accent

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 * forgot that that you actually went

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 * through all of that you had people like

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 * next to you gonna come back every when a

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 * sharp is like aw hey no don't you know

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 * and our channel or they come now with

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 * the free doors come give me the free

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 * doors Lord out well do you think so do

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 * you think it's I mean speaking tongues

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 * is not real but do you think that

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 * possession could be real deeply I think

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 * the possession was used as a medical

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 * practice for thousands of years yeah my

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 * father Steve lunatic closeted homosexual

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 * priests that we had when I was growing

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 * up I resented attend to clarify not your

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 * actual dad no my father openly gay mouth

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 * as openly gifts all over town he loves

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 * it and they actually call him ghost man

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 * and it's only to go in time is he's

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 * covered in jism no justice randomly you

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 * get a piece of jizz on your forehead who

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 * do the plasm this goes man of course my

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 * father is actually very crippled and we

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 * hope he gets better so the thing is so

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 * it was father Steve and we watched I

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 * watched The Exorcist my sophomore year

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 * of high school as if it was real yeah

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 * like it's a documentary and father Steve

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 * is the one who showed it in class yeah

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 * so entire there was an entire four-week

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 * period that was the only time I ever

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 * liked going to Catholic school Christian

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 * class because they took it so deadly

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 * seriously and then you look at sort of

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 * the history possession I mean it's been

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 * going on for a long time is going on of

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 * course it's like you know they say like

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 * Jesus day where he would ask demons out

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 * it just tends to be you have the flu

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 * yeah you're the flu or you have what it

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 * would now be obviously did like seen as

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 * like schizophrenia you're schizophrenic

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 * all it is currently Oh like epileptic

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 * like was huge thing but then you look at

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 * certain cases and it's it's very

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 * compelling like because it's just one of

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 * those things is your religious belief

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 * fueling your exorcism ones like let's

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 * say you have epilepsy or you have

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 * schizophrenia and you don't know it

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 * you're very religious and you're very

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 * religious family is just like my our

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 * daughter is is possessed by a demon

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 * because you're like talking in tongues

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 * you're like seeing shit you're doing

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 * you're like you're having seizures

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 * you're having sort of out-of-body

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 * experiences and the main thing you Delta

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 * it's all getting fuel by the fact that

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 * everyone just believes that demons are

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 * walking around

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 * oh yeah I mean like so they're all that

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 * it's all real I will say it's the most

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 * bass possible human reaction and

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 * ironically it's me it's easier to solve

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 * a possession than it is scoliosis yeah

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 * oh no no medical problem is wrong with

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 * her we need three Bibles bola pasta and

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 * a couple of raw eggs we're gonna get

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 * this girl going in no time

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 * it sounds easier to me that like well

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 * we're gonna have a couple of treatments

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 * of chemotherapy and we're gonna sit you

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 * down with needles for 80 80 days

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 * straight yeah we're not yet and no

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 * spells will be cast not in this whole

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 * treatment process so there's going to be

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 * it's all real stuff so that's very

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 * difficult but it does it is interesting

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 * because there does seem to be I mean

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 * it's been throughout history this whole

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 * idea of possession and there are stories

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 * of people being able to do things that

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 * they weren't able to do before the

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 * possession that's what this said this

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 * the one story of Anneliese Michel who

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 * was she in Germany and basically it was

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 * the same thing where she was

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 * experiencing epileptic fits she was

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 * experiencing voices she was seeing

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 * visions he was blood sort of very she

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 * went through a bunch of medical

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 * treatment where they didn't know what

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 * was wrong with her and she was treated

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 * with several different like

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 * anti-psychotic drugs and this is in the

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 * early 70s this is like around the time

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 * when the Exorcist said like come out

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 * yeah yeah um and in technology

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 * necessarily didn't debunk the fact that

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 * it could be real yeah yeah but I think a

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 * little bit more jaded now than they were

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 * in the seventh cuz you cuz it's easier

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 * to diagnose something now now you're

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 * gonna see things work is it the blood

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 * work is more complicate or whatever I

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 * don't know I'm not a doctor I don't do

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 * that I don't know I don't know

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 * okay you're right I'm a scientist only

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 * on the podcast the only thing that I

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 * could say as a doctor Blake you know

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 * what it's purple in your body here but

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 * you know you know Bloods purple in your

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 * body yeah that it all changes it goes

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 * back to red you know I'm pretty sure

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 * that there's some kind of mice in your

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 * brain that's making your work sure I'm

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 * not really sure so we're just gonna

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 * continue the bloodletting and you know I

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 * think that's gonna cure your by there

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 * we're gonna be fine I think your choose

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 * is too tight yeah would you need a

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 * bigger shoe to try to get a lot more

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 * detail yeah I need it's not good

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 * together but they got a good wit I got

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 * my soul out I take the soul out of the

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 * adidas because I don't want to be too

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 * comfortable absolutely no it's good to

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 * keep yourself keep yourself humble very

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 * important good uncut

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 * furball shoe that's what I do rocks in

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 * there you know I'm like a Jesus I'm like

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 * Jesus with with a cross on his back

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 * never attacked it but back dancing back

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 * switch that I did like that

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 * her parents like sort of reached an end

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 * to the various like psychotic treatments

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 * as she was getting of she was taking

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 * drugs and she was doing therapy and

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 * nothing was happening he was things were

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 * just worsen getting worse and worse

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 * worse and it was it's what they were

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 * talking about in The Exorcist where

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 * she'd have marks would show up on her

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 * body and she would talk and tongs and to

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 * speak in languages that they said that

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 * she didn't know no is this what the

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 * aesir's is based off of the actually The

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 * Exorcist is based off of a thing call

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 * it's based off a a kid named Ronald Doe

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 * which was an anonymous ID it was an

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 * anonymous case study that happened in

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 * the early forties that was kept

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 * completely secret by the Catholic

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 * churches was they did because they put a

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 * tight lid on all the whatever a

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 * quote-unquote official like exorcism

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 * things that they did right um they don't

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 * want anybody know about it cuz they

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 * wanna because they don't want everyone

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 * realize it's make-believe yeah that is

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 * absolutely not that's but this this girl

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 * the analyse was put through the sort of

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 * very rigorous exorcism process which

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 * people are realize it's not one time

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 * your breezes don't come in and don't

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 * just do like it's like think of one and

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 * done give it like an invasion of bedbugs

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 * that's exactly what it's like she would

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 * they were saying she was doing between

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 * one and four sessions a week for a year

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 * very cancer and chemo ish as well it's

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 * very similar work did and because that's

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 * the idea of you were all were just

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 * hacking away at the defenses of this

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 * demon and then eventually she died of

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 * dehydration starvation

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 * she's only 68 pounds when she died it

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 * was what let it feed her during this

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 * because she had a fast and she wasn't

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 * eating it which is also a complete and

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 * total symptom of schizophrenia which

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 * long oh wow that's intense yeah let's

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 * listen to uh we actually have footage

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 * this I'm not shitting you this is real

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 * I've got an hour and a half of I'm not

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 * of course not gonna play the whole hour

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 * and a half but I have an outage 29 I've

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 * listened to this stuff before it's very

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 * oaky spooky it's not I guess maybe it's

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 * not real but I but he's so grooving

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 * and also by the way it's like a demon

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 * squawks like a demon it's a demon it's

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 * it might as well be real walks and talks

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 * and quacks like a demon oh by the way

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 * this is all in German yeah though it is

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 * so you're gonna hear a lot of how sigan

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 * oh yeah all right well let's listen to a

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 * clip oh oh oh

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 * yeah just bad with it and I

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 * yeah

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 * alright what the fuck was that

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 * and you know honestly it just sounds

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 * like your standard German woman you know

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 * like it was like it sounds like dinner's

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 * ready who dropped the Google know that

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 * is intense though that didn't bassy tone

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 * I really say I mean quit that is not the

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 * way a sixteen year old girl usually

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 * sounds corny how Jackie you sounds much

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 * I mean that's the thing I'm attracted to

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 * it sure I want to take her out to prom I

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 * think she has a lot of potential to have

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 * bosoms but nonetheless the she is German

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 * well God have you ever seen a picture of

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 * her know that there's that there's a

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 * picture of her animal the very end of

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 * her life it's fucking terrifying I want

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 * to watch the one when she was 16 but I

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 * really do think that uh that seemed to

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 * me it was very intense it whatever was

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 * going on there was certainly real it

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 * snow was real to her they were certainly

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 * really got doing the exorcism as well I

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 * mean this is the course which is by the

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 * way I mean you know this is why you

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 * become a detective for murders to occur

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 * in so you can be first on the scene this

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 * is a priest the Game seven of the NBA

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 * Finals

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 * yeah when the priests like Oh is

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 * someone's possessed possession

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 * possession what me in coach I gotta do

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 * it I am a knight all right out in 15

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 * years I'm gonna show you guys right now

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 * a picture of this girl at the end of her

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 * life ready for this I mean I feel like

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 * that would have been holy Lord

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 * I'll play as she died thin she looked

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 * like Twiggy in the 1970s gonna be this

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 * this picture is available on crepe kick

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 * comedy reply by the way it is horrifying

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 * the age is the ultimate she also was

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 * inviting for it she wasn't eating for an

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 * entire year that's a big thing homeland

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 * was shot there 16 oh she was 16 when she

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 * died cuz well well I guess she was 7

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 * known everybody died something like the

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 * other way she was a teenager and here's

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 * a here's another picture of her uh

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 * during the exorcism oh my goodness I'll

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 * tell you man both of both of these

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 * pictures by the way available on cave

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 * comedy radio.com

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 * absolutely frightening please go to cave

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 * company radio.com to find those pictures

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 * yeah um but the same time this has been

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 * a long ongoing process like it was a

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 * year-long process of exorcism by the

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 * time you get to month 9 of that you're

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 * going to be really in character getting

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 * everyone's in character and I imagine

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 * you're gonna be there you you we've all

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 * committed to this process of of heavy

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 * psychological torment

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 * she's tormenting herself because she's

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 * gone insane and she doesn't know how to

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 * deal with it no one else no one knows

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 * how to deal with it except put a bunch

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 * of magical shit on top of it and you you

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 * just be surprised what your body's

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 * probably came I think I think you make a

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 * good point

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 * and I think once if you if you're

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 * literally the only option for you about

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 * your condition is there's a demon inside

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 * of me the idea of like getting better

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 * it's pretty difficult to think yeah it's

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 * not literally a super beast from the

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 * depths of hell cuz he's inside a yeah oh

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 * it's speaking of so what for our

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 * listeners people who listen to this show

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 * a loyal what we we've done in reserve

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 * love you

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 * we want you to be safe and so here's a

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 * list I found online of things that you

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 * can do to avoid being possessed I love

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 * it you ready do have a list of things

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 * that you can do to become possessed

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 * because I kinda want to hear that I

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 * think you just need to be a hot little

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 * girl ah

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 * so om one is have a positive cheerful

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 * attitude been what number one is not

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 * have a thought out of cheer no I'm gonna

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 * immediately could I may i reboot the sir

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 * because it is the happy positive person

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 * who gets murdered by the serial killer

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 * I'll for to the Pinto at 2:00 in the

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 * morning he's feeling like a nice guy

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 * it makes glad entertainment I've known

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 * Ronnie for two weeks he's never done

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 * nothing wrong to nobody you end up down

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 * the ditch if you're a nice and you're

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 * opening that's where the demons seize

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 * your front door I think these are broad

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 * notes all right well I'm just gonna

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 * argue with all of them if they're that

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 * bad maintain harmony and balance in your

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 * mind body and spirit well I mean all

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 * right that's just nice to do even though

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 * you're gonna avoid possessions which is

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 * also just gonna be good for your dicks

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 * can work better to be completely honest

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 * is just going to work better your

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 * vagina's gonna work better you're gonna

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 * have a better time good point um like

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 * the waited

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 * well this is gonna be hard avoid being

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 * in the company of highly negative people

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 * or avoid going negative places yeah we

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 * can get the shop doing them well I mean

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 * I think that I'm a very positive person

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 * you are obviously it is you too

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 * positively awful yeah obviously the

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 * third one is impossible to jerk off well

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 * you never know who's doing what to whom

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 * alright number four remember you have

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 * free will remember that you have it yeah

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 * you are the master of your own life and

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 * destiny do not allow another entity to

18:48
 * conquer or overpower your will remember

18:50
 * even God respects our will and will not

18:52
 * do anything to go against it only evil

18:55
 * spirits try to overpower our will do not

18:57
 * succumb to such attempts what do mean

18:59
 * God's and try to go against your will

19:02
 * over any other entity and command it to

19:04
 * be gone this whole beat this is okay

19:08
 * obviously the person who wrote this

19:09
 * wrote this was never possessed well he

19:12
 * wouldn't be writing articles the

19:13
 * interest is like when they let me know

19:15
 * says you're not having a blog anymore

19:17
 * you get the best blog the do not involve

19:19
 * you're not gonna want to keep up the

19:22
 * blog do you imagine how fast you could

19:24
 * type with those we merely pop the big

19:26
 * fat scary blog we barely do it that's

19:29
 * not your fault no no I don't do it and

19:31
 * I've never been possessed high powers is

19:33
 * sitting at home in which I do nothing

19:35
 * nothing you know never kept an operating

19:37
 * blog it's going to do happy you're

19:39
 * content and why isn't the demon inside

19:41
 * of you then because that number one is

19:43
 * wrong and the thing with the number

19:46
 * three there that's ludicrous the Lord is

19:49
 * not with us he's been against us since

19:51
 * day one were immediately damned

19:53
 * yes the whole humanity's story is

19:55
 * immediately you fuckin we got cooked out

19:58
 * of the good party

20:01
 * alright let's move on with a very

20:03
 * protective or sacred objects with you

20:05
 * which is also one of those things I have

20:07
 * problems with with vampires as well

20:09
 * we're just like if you I just don't

20:11
 * believe in it simply because I think

20:12
 * again that's a psychosomatic thing

20:14
 * because you put the value on the object

20:17
 * that you have and is this like whatever

20:19
 * cross if you believe it's going to work

20:20
 * then it's going to work because that's

20:22
 * how exorcism probably works in the first

20:23
 * place that's how possession works now

20:25
 * did you believe that you're possessed

20:26
 * and you start to feel and show the

20:30
 * symptoms of possession because you

20:32
 * believe so are um and then the sex one

20:34
 * is practice discernment what the fuck

20:37
 * does that mean if an evil spirit is

20:39
 * present you can sense this your body

20:42
 * will react in a different way compared

20:44
 * to the presence of a good spirit is the

20:45
 * evil girl also born you fuck to your

20:47
 * skills you can call back at the party

20:49
 * and you're like I think there's an evil

20:50
 * spirit and I think oh yeah you should

20:52
 * tell that's a good way to not go out on

20:53
 * dates with somebody anymore right I'm

20:55
 * just sorry I was going to be with you

20:56
 * but I just detect an evil spirit in the

20:59
 * room with you so I'm gonna go you know

21:01
 * I've done that exact same thing just not

21:03
 * in so many words when you felt like you

21:05
 * were in in the presence of an evil

21:07
 * spirit or no no that's just another way

21:09
 * to say like hey you're fucking crazy I

21:10
 * don't want to date you anymore

21:12
 * you're cool you play into their game of

21:16
 * making them think they're inhabited by

21:17
 * spiritually they don't hurt you yeah

21:19
 * it's a good point um yeah and that's

21:22
 * really that's what it says those are the

21:24
 * tips or don't turn on television and

21:26
 * don't use a Ouija board hold the board

21:30
 * which we will be doing very very short

21:32
 * it seems like if we if we really want to

21:34
 * be possessed do we want to do the Ouija

21:36
 * board let's do it uh so we got the weeds

21:38
 * how much time we have left do we have

21:39
 * time enough to do that oh we're only at

21:41
 * about twenty minutes right now oh so we

21:44
 * can still talk yeah I've got it

21:46
 * I've been thing I've been looking up

21:47
 * some information on analyse here yeah do

21:50
 * you know that her parents and the

21:52
 * priests which resided over a over a

21:55
 * period of ten months were charged with

21:57
 * neglectful homicide sorry we all are

22:00
 * charged with gentle slaughter and the

22:02
 * Helen went to jail for six months Lea

22:04
 * cuz your priests Therese are fucking

22:06
 * criminals long these are and I'm gonna

22:08
 * do this they're all they're all just

22:10
 * dwelling about all criminals some of

22:11
 * them are just fine in closet

22:13
 * sexuals yeah that's what thing is I mean

22:15
 * it makes sense you don't want to send a

22:17
 * priest to a prison for longer than six

22:20
 * months the same way you don't want to

22:21
 * something I gotta live your old to Six

22:23
 * Flags for six months or having the time

22:25
 * of their life I can finally be the man I

22:29
 * want to be yes yes Duvall oh man he

22:31
 * loves going to shit in a toilet not

22:33
 * middle to room half a fucking prisoners

22:35
 * or spanic extremely Catholic oh yeah I'm

22:38
 * afraid of pre you know their parent a

22:40
 * priest you literally go in there and run

22:42
 * the prison every single Ponzi scheme for

22:45
 * like hundreds of years was run through

22:48
 * the church maybe very interesting to you

22:50
 * know everyone just wants to hear the

22:52
 * exorcism service to it needs to be like

22:53
 * and it's real to it could happen to you

22:56
 * literate she just lost weight she just

22:59
 * lost so much weight what was she eating

23:00
 * we didn't let her eat any literally

23:02
 * anything whatsoever well the thing is

23:04
 * the the the problem started at 16 but

23:07
 * the exorcisms began when she was 22 yeah

23:10
 * because she did not die at 17 no she got

23:13
 * it she died at 20 22 because she in 1975

23:16
 * because she went through a long period

23:18
 * of time where she uh was getting

23:21
 * psychological treatment she was getting

23:23
 * psychological and physiological physical

23:24
 * physical physiological treatment

23:27
 * lanskell but she suffered from grand mal

23:30
 * seizures yeah the worst kind shit-all

23:33
 * epilepsy grand mal seizures seizures

23:35
 * they're just like I mean that's just

23:36
 * whenever your entire body shakes I'm

23:38
 * gonna like how nice god no she should be

23:41
 * around nowadays she'd be the hottest

23:42
 * girl on the dance floor she was a

23:45
 * fucking she was actually pretty against

23:46
 * your grace actually pretty cute I've met

23:49
 * record whether it was you I got like I

23:50
 * mean Laura look at her

23:52
 * this girl's actually I'd say kind of

23:54
 * beauty that is a really beautiful girl I

23:55
 * she's a fucking beautiful girl no

23:57
 * internal demon yeah she looks picture

24:00
 * also available on cave comedy radio.com

24:03
 * doesn't want to check it out yeah jerk

24:06
 * off to her while you're looking at

24:07
 * pictures of us right next to her yeah

24:09
 * absolutely

24:10
 * it's really gonna be great so what else

24:12
 * you got about this Annalise chick I mean

24:13
 * why is this is she one of the first and

24:16
 * largest uh she's a very Williams example

24:18
 * went to trial the movie uh The Exorcism

24:21
 * of Emily Rose was based on her that was

24:24
 * actually a pretty good movie - except

24:25
 * for the trial parts which were stupidly

24:27
 * boring me uh possession parts were

24:29
 * wonderful um but the Exorcist scared me

24:32
 * deeply as a Kay because I was very

24:34
 * religious I grew up wanting to be a

24:35
 * priest I was I was training I was I

24:39
 * wanted to enter the seminary when I was

24:41 14 it was like on it's sort of like 24:43
 * short path to do it and then eventually

24:45
 * um well I got uh I got hard-ons and I

24:49
 * realized that I would never be able to

24:51
 * do anything with that if I was a breeze

24:53
 * Dana I wasn't gay and I didn't want to

24:55
 * hurt ruined lives of children so I just

24:57
 * decided not to be a priest that's a good

24:59
 * idea I mean the wine is good though

25:01
 * the wines nice and Italy you get trips

25:04
 * to Italy which is cool ravioli

25:06
 * everywhere no I'm your priest you're

25:08
 * talking to God he's listening finally

25:10
 * because otherwise he doesn't give a fuck

25:13
 * about you know but now when a hit you're

25:15
 * making them money yeah you're one of his

25:16
 * foot soldiers army to G over the Jewish

25:19
 * and yeah I know is he collects his

25:21
 * fucking dough absolutely

25:22
 * do you like my landlord does he's the

25:24
 * best the thing is I mean yeah growing up

25:29
 * super religious I was always on the same

25:30
 * boat you know my G NFC good news

25:33
 * Fellowship Church pastor Matt a terrible

25:36
 * terrible man he kissed his wife for the

25:38
 * first time on their wedding day

25:40
 * they literally a.m. for Deb was her name

25:42
 * I believe it why are you you know it's

25:44
 * warped and as it warped and fucked up if

25:46
 * you guys are it's just it's not human

25:48
 * now not sociologically correct no and

25:51
 * when they were building a new school we

25:53
 * made little wooden swords wrote bible

25:55
 * scriptures on them road drove walked

25:57
 * around the foundation chanting the

25:59
 * Lord's name all that sort of jazz and

26:01
 * I'll tell you being a warrior for Christ

26:03
 * when you're 11 years old sounds fucking

26:05
 * awesome absolutely because it's

26:07
 * something outside of elementary school

26:09
 * it's not decided getting bullied it's

26:11
 * your now it's something outside of

26:12
 * getting bullied is another so that your

26:13
 * magic Warrior for Jesus Christ

26:15
 * this kinda does

26:16
 * was that there's another world and of

26:18
 * course it becomes very very tragic when

26:20
 * people live their entire lives like my

26:22
 * parents do thinking that there's another

26:23
 * one because then you go through enough

26:25
 * in this one who's you're not doing

26:26
 * anything in drought now everything

26:28
 * evening it for later on Jesus just wants

26:29
 * me to sit here yeah and then when I get

26:32
 * to him and we run around yeah no runner

26:34
 * I'm gonna jump in the ocean yeah it's

26:36
 * like no jump in the ocean now yeah go

26:38
 * live or like vermin never life

26:39
 * separating fairy tale anal sex

26:40
 * thousand-year-old book right its updates

26:43
 * at thousands of years old and alright

26:45
 * translated from I guess I think it's on

26:47
 * its what fifth by the time King James

26:50
 * the King James version of the Bible came

26:52
 * around of course I think it had been it

26:53
 * had been translated from I mean it had

26:56
 * been translate from like Arabic to greet

26:58
 * or from Hebrew Arabic to greek to

27:01
 * english like so many different

27:03
 * translations it doesn't it's not real

27:05
 * it's amazing that it even makes any

27:06
 * sense which only kind of does but it's

27:09
 * yeah it's just you know it's a story

27:10
 * it's a story tale yeah fairy tales not

27:13
 * real but yet but i but it all feeds

27:16
 * exorcism and if it feeds possession and

27:19
 * it feeds that where you're you just it

27:21
 * is anybody who's looking to avoid the

27:24
 * idea that like all we have is here like

27:27
 * right here right now that all they have

27:29
 * is like you and me sitting in a room

27:30
 * talking together like and that it's not

27:32
 * there is no there's not a demon who's

27:34
 * coming to take over biggest problem when

27:37
 * adjusting to the fact that life is what

27:39
 * it is is realizing that I'm in a room

27:41
 * with Marcus and Henry and the room kind

27:44
 * is hot I'm a little bit sweaty there's

27:46
 * just a brick wall everywhere and this is

27:48
 * it yeah

27:49
 * and just realizing that this is it but

27:51
 * you know what no other way to go we got

27:53
 * pretty awesome fucking lives that always

27:54
 * laughing that's the best thing in the

27:56
 * world I mean not saying I don't wish it

27:58
 * wasn't it now I mean like a lot of times

28:00
 * where it's like I love spirits and

28:02
 * demons I'd love to see a vampire I

28:04
 * thought I am I'm hungry for it if you

28:07
 * said that if you told me that someone

28:09
 * was possessed I would go look at it

28:12
 * I want to go I'd want any part of it I

28:14
 * want to witness it I'd want to see it

28:15
 * I'll tell you I definitely gotta believe

28:17
 * in the ghost I do think there's that

28:18
 * that supernatural side to it I don't

28:20
 * know but the those edges thing to me

28:23
 * just seems like it's been it's it's too

28:25
 * much for me to like really get into it's

28:28
 * because all the religion is attached to

28:29
 * it

28:30
 * all these any I mean it's a Catholic it

28:32
 * happens in every single society that's

28:34
 * another thing that's very interesting is

28:35
 * like it happens in Buddhism it happens

28:38
 * in not so much in Judaism but it happens

28:40
 * in like a lot of but even they have like

28:43
 * sort of spirits and happening people but

28:44
 * doesn't have the same sort of dark tinge

28:45
 * yeah that it has uh in Catholicism

28:48
 * especially but Catholicism is out of all

28:51
 * the religions uh well not the most

28:53
 * fucked up but it's very complicated

28:56
 * I love you one funnest it's fun one yeah

28:57
 * I mean Catholicism is are we growing up

28:59
 * in the Christian religion then going

29:01
 * into Catholic school which is liberal to

29:03
 * my parents by the way yeah um it was the

29:06
 * Catholicism does present itself with a

29:08
 * lot of good times

29:09
 * and every time I would talk to a parent

29:12
 * that would go to Catholic Church ubi

29:13
 * like I just love the you know the

29:15
 * rituals the tradition and really the

29:16
 * whole notion of eating the but uh body

29:18
 * and drinking the blood eating the but he

29:20
 * them not that was one of the jokes I did

29:23
 * when I was in high school be like I

29:24
 * think this is the balls man you know

29:26
 * Jesus like that and yeah I mean it's

29:29
 * very bizarre and a father Steve was

29:31
 * telling us a story one day about how he

29:32
 * was in Rome and he went to a Catholic

29:34
 * Mass and he said the bread really turned

29:36
 * into flesh it was dripping blood you

29:38
 * shouldn't need it then you should have

29:39
 * thrown it away because that's fucked up

29:41
 * that's disgusting stop young women guy

29:43
 * you get you can probably catch a disease

29:44
 * that's human meat jaundice you get your

29:47
 * skin yellows whenever you read um and

29:49
 * you know of course the irony is of

29:50
 * during flu season the Catholic Church

29:52
 * they are they there's like everyone the

29:54
 * congregation gets sick yo yeah because

29:56
 * they all dip out of it stay the same

29:58
 * bottle of wine so gross that you yeah

30:01
 * it's the same cup that your

30:02
 * grandfather's just put its gums all over

30:04
 * and that's was a bit for my mother the

30:17
 * car also yeah that's a thing by the end

30:20
 * it's like an old western spittoon it's

30:22
 * just absolutely disgusting but I I

30:24
 * believe in certain things that are it's

30:26
 * like that it's just a part of of nature

30:29
 * that we don't understand but just the

30:31
 * idea of putting a personality on an

30:34
 * entity entering you is just a another

30:37
 * way that human beings always look at

30:39
 * nature and want to put themselves into

30:41
 * it so they can understand it by like

30:43
 * given it or given your personality give

30:46
 * it a name so that it makes you feel

30:47
 * better about it but I don't think a

30:50
 * spirit would show up with a name and and

30:53
 * have a like I don't think you know like

30:54
 * we all want to see that if we can

30:57
 * conjure up a spirit with a name I'd love

31:00
 * to yeah we should let's do it we said

31:02
 * this is finally let's do this we're

31:03
 * going to try and get possessed right now

31:05
 * we're gonna just show you well you know

31:07
 * we're gonna do it with the first time on

31:08
 * radios uh Ouija boards are like sort of

31:12
 * a portal for demons and we're I'm really

31:14
 * excited to see one we've got ourselves

31:15
 * are it's the most amazing Ouija board

31:18
 * you've ever seen this day I'm really

31:19
 * like okay so my hands are already really

31:21
 * shaky it's made of wood literally from

31:23
 * the land of Hasbro Hasbro toy company

31:28
 * this is a sacred Ouija board you know

31:30
 * it's real all right so I got it's a seat

31:32
 * to prove it absolutely how much it cost

31:34
 * it was $21.99 so this is real it is

31:38
 * definitely real um so what is uh what's

31:41
 * the question we want to ask well I think

31:42
 * that we should ask number one we gotta

31:43
 * get a move in here as its rotated in our

31:45
 * fingers I would like to know where the

31:47
 * corpse of John Denver is the amazing

31:49
 * musical so it's a it's women it's saying

31:51
 * in the Colorado morgue in the Colorado

31:57
 * okay very still they're still there it's

31:59
 * all there all right it's definitely

32:00
 * that's definitely an honest honest ghost

32:02
 * Virginia here absolutely what's her name

32:03
 * ghost for him

32:08
 * Gerber scums dental didn't know stall

32:13
 * well alright broke a year ago so you

32:18
 * wear ghost or a bad ghost we just when

32:21
 * the middle

32:22
 * yeah cause you just let Europe you're an

32:25
 * independent isn't he is that's really

32:28
 * interesting

32:28
 * unbelievable it's really interesting I

32:31
 * love this so Kerbal what sir burger

32:35
 * burger bear what time era are you from

32:38
 * are you I'll say that are you from the

32:41 1910s no no not for the 1910s alright 32:45
 * well that's gonna change 1920s you like

32:49
 * do you like flapper girls yes who

32:52
 * doesn't like yeah absolutely he typed

32:55
 * all that out yes he said this is really

32:57
 * I can't believe how efficient this is

32:59
 * quick it's oh it's amazing

33:01
 * yeah so Gerber we really just want to

33:03
 * know is a just how successful is last

33:06
 * podcast on the left and big fat scary

33:09
 * going to be one day we're gonna get our

33:10
 * own television show

33:11
 * yikes that is a no as a big ol no no so

33:15
 * that's that's that's not good that's

33:17
 * that girl I think that it will um is it

33:20
 * but will I get a television show will

33:21
 * Henry get it solvers no yes oh it's

33:23
 * Henry oh it said yes yes it yeah so it's

33:25
 * gonna be just me it's give me is going

33:27
 * to be me and Marcus okay that's good

33:30
 * alright so we're just saying that right

33:32
 * sorry Ben so Ben is not gonna yeah I

33:34
 * don't you said no Ben's gonna get it I'm

33:36
 * not even touching the fucking thing

33:38
 * anymore I feel like everything went

33:41
 * terribly wrong that was bullshit the

33:44
 * first ladies and gentlemen 90% of that

33:47
 * was real yeah and all of a sudden

33:48
 * Henry's don't hate the main a fucking

33:51
 * drove me to hell

33:53
 * I just terrible I just was talking to go

33:56
 * so you're open the ghost I don't think

33:58
 * that girls know shit about the movie or

34:00
 * television in this group or Salwa Gerber

34:03
 * stuff Gerber's doll well although we all

34:07
 * love them so what do you feel possessed

34:09
 * I mean I feel like weird I feel sad

34:12
 * because everything I said yeah

34:16
 * I'm feeling pretty good how about you

34:18
 * feel good I feel good I feel really

34:20
 * optimistic about the future

34:22
 * yeah all right well that's fantastic so

34:24
 * I guess we'll just be here next week

34:27
 * then fucking Gerber you're an asshole

34:30
 * and you're wrong because I am gonna get

34:32
 * a program die man

34:34
 * holy goddamn the last podcast on the

34:39
 * left for Marcus barks Henry Zebrowski

34:40
 * I'm Ben guess I'll tell you one thing

34:42
 * talk to you next week I'm looking

34:43
 * forward to it definitely yeah sure yeah

34:46
 * mana listen to The Exorcist thing over

34:47
 * and over again I can only listen to it

34:49
 * can we put it back on little Marcus Yeah

34:53
 * right like awesome with it at the end of

34:56
 * the podcast the entire hour and 30 just

34:59
 * end it with that

35:00
 * all right well enjoy this a German girl

35:03
 * uh just plain old the love of my life I

35:07
 * hate is a yes you did then - game day by

35:16
 * day yeah you know

35:29
 * how's he doing - I like what they're big

35:41
 * fans on it yeah