Henry Zebrowski

Casual racist and bon viveur Henry Zebrowski is the only non-original member of the Thrilling Threesome. He brings a baroque, nay, post-modern air to the show with his amusing impressions, vocal gymnastics and willingness to humiliate himself in public on a weekly basis. His favourite topics include burritos, plugging his latest TV show, burritos, researching and hosting podcasts in the nude, burritos, puns about bottoms, and burritos. And vomit. He is also a Hollywood A-lister, having appeared for several seconds as Eldern Cooperborg in Martin Scorsese's 2013 erotic thriller, The Werewolf of Elm Street. He got his start by walking into studios and lecturing until escorted out. His hobbies include making minute rice in 58 seconds, pretending someone is watching him masturbate, yelling about aliens to random people and burning effigies of JFK on the moon with jet fuel.

In 2015, Henry began dating actress and ballerina, Natalie Jean. Both of them own a dog named Wendy P Wilikers. In Episode 302: Jonestown Part III-Check Please, he announced that he was engaged to Natalie and proposed by tying the ring to Wendy's collar with a ribbon and then having the dog go to her. They married in 2018 and both currently live in Los Angeles together. According to Natalie, he introduced himself to her parents for the first time blackout drunk and wearing Depends under his jeans.

Catchphrases
(Some of these phrases are interchanged with Marcus and Ben, but he usually says these ones)

(In keeping with his run on Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell):

"Hail Satan!"

"Hail Me!"

"LRH" (L. Ron. Hubbard).

Filmography

 * 2009: Michael & Michael Have Issues (TV series, five episodes)
 * 2010: Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV series, one episode)
 * 2010: Blue Bloods (TV series, one episode)
 * 2010: White Irish Drinkers
 * 2010: Beach Lane
 * 2011: Eden (TV series, one episode)
 * 2012: Girls (TV series, one episode)
 * 2013: Awful Nice
 * 2013 –2019: Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (TV series, 42 episodes)
 * 2013: Royal Pains (TV series, one episode)
 * 2013 & 2015: Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV series, two episodes)
 * 2013: Best Week Ever (TV series, one episode)
 * 2013: Gods Behaving Badly
 * 2013: High Maintenance (web series, one episode)
 * 2013: The Wolf of Wall Street (Alden Kupferberg 'Sea Otter')
 * 2014: A to Z
 * 2015: Inside Amy Schumer (TV series) (TV series, one episode)
 * 2015: Heroes Reborn
 * 2015: Heroes Reborn : Dark Matters (TV series, 6 episodes)
 * 2015: The D Train
 * 2016: Netflix Presents: The Characters
 * 2016: Dirty Grandpa
 * 2017-2019: Crashing (TV series, 6 episodes)
 * 2020: After Midnight

Trivia

 * Henry has an interesting palate when it comes to food, loving rich organ meats.
 * Henry has a sister named Jackie Zebrowski, who also works in a podcast on the Last Podcast Network.
 * Henry's Podcast nickname is "2Real" likely referencing his belief in knowing the truth about various conspiracies.
 * Henry studied at the University of Florida
 * During his time at the University of Florida, he was at a party in the soriety where Ted Bundy went on a rampage. He asked about it and was asked to leave by some fraternity brothers.
 * Henry was once forced to do a Chris Farley impression for a group of teenagers so they would let him get off the New York Subway
 * Henry is the only one from the Thrilling Three who grew up in the city, rather than a small town.
 * During his filming of The Wolf of Wall Street, Henry got to hang out with Leonardo DiCaprio and once went to his apartment and had sandwiches in his kitchen. Finger sandwiches, if you know what I mean.
 * Henry's middle name is Thomas and whenever he does impressions of his mother, he makes sure to use "Henry Thomas" when addressing himself. He shares his father's name, Henry Thomas Zebrowski Sr. According to him, his parents are also fond of the actor Henry Thomas from E.T.
 * Henry hopes to be able to clone his dog, Wendy, someday.
 * When he dies, Henry wants his mind to be uploaded onto the cloud and then be put into a cyborg body.
 * Henry's favourite LPOTL topic is aliens and UFOs (of course)
 * Henry is an official member of MUFON, the Mutual UFO Network, and he has the lanyard, coffee mug and polo shirt to prove it!
 * Henry's Zodiac sign is Taurus
 * If Henry was to be assigned a serial killer, he would be John Wayne Gacy
 * Henry is known for being shirtless on many occasions while recording the podcast
 * Henry cites most of his love for the macabre back to a single instance in his childhood, where he saw a dog eating an animal carcass while fully erect.