Episode 12: The Psychic Journey/Transcript

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 * [Music]

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 * i-i-i is ready to go one of the last

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 * podcast on the left with Marcus Parks

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 * I've been canceling with this is always

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 * the scientist Henry it's mouse key the

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 * madman genius today we are talking all

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 * things psychic psychic activity psychic

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 * balls we've got it between our legs and

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 * we've got them in our brains what's

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 * going on here my friend

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 * all right so there's 400 register

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 * psychics in the major New York City area

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 * most of them run by gypsies thieving

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 * thieving mischievious gypsies the other

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 * half are run by Chinese apparently what

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 * I've learned is a little tidbit about

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 * that is that uh that a lot of times in

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 * Chinatown when you see a tarot reading

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 * place or a palm reading place it is a

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 * mask for a whorehouse

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 * I did not know that yes absolutely so um

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 * it's it's very interesting at this the

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 * city streets out there are filled with

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 * magic absolutely magic dust and rats

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 * that's what I've heard

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 * and um an old dirty bag will it come is

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 * the magic markers don't you know that's

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 * what it is and so we have decided we

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 * we've been very interested in the dark

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 * arts absolutely and we want to we wanted

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 * experience with ourselves

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 * I've never actually received a psychic

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 * reading before no no indeed you have

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 * never and I had not either I thought you

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 * did something in college right or no I

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 * went to a poem reader once I'll tell you

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 * one thing my hands are so big she

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 * charged me double yeah my ass and that

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 * The Reader's Digest

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 * now we're really rolling so yes so

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 * recently Marcus Parks Henry Zebrowski

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 * and myself decided to really ugly up the

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 * streets of the East Village by going

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 * outside and looking for an actual

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 * real-life psychic and I'll tell you one

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 * thing as you can hear from the

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 * recordings we're going to play you in a

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 * you know in a minute it did not go

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 * perfectly no no because I mean number

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 * one they don't want they don't want

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 * their their their lessons away their

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 * meetings recorded during lessons your

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 * lessons so let's let how you wasted $45

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 * absolutely if you're paying more than

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 * two dollars for something that is

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 * technically fake then you're wasting

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 * your money that we think I could have

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 * gotten a better reading from a year oh I

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 * could have done

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 * real-world um mmm euros fantastic goes

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 * before if I've done oh thanks go what my

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 * future is wonderful yeah takes three

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 * minutes of my future gonna be dead

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 * fantastic it's gonna taste like lamb I

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 * love this vlog a yeah but dear there is

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 * there's a very interesting sort of

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 * combination of you go in with an open

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 * mind and an open heart and the cards

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 * will tell you I wouldn't let them read

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 * my palms because I don't want them

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 * touching my hands because I got a handle

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 * food for myself not even for other

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 * people I shall want to get sick well

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 * these Agility's you know when I'm

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 * rubbing all the chocolate off your palms

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 * absolute that shock modulator into my

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 * creases

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 * that's my creased chocolate mom why is

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 * that guy just look in his hands oh yeah

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 * obviously his chocolate in his pulse

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 * yah-yah-yah huge eyes sweet i am i also

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 * received in the last week a past life

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 * regression from a psychic that will

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 * called ngeni ngeni ngeni the site John

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 * and Jenny a lot of it is very

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 * interesting on and fake but I can't wait

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 * to about will describe well let's go

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 * through the past life regression at the

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 * end of the program for now let's stick

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 * with the tarot cards we have our own

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 * tarot card reader reader Suba our garwal

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 * yeah who is anatomica in the city who

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 * used to be professional fortune teller

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 * and is going to come in and sort of bust

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 * up some of the mysteries for us mm-hmm

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 * don't say I mean an Indian gal born into

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 * the bitch what you got to be yeah I also

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 * heard she gets she sleeps on a bed of

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 * nails every night oh is that right I

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 * heard about I heard they do No thank you

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 * takes her roommates yeah and she gets

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 * about Gaul you got to do the dishes new

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 * new new new

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 * snakes are doing all the dishes

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 * I love it that's what I would do if I

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 * had snakes the reason she's late is her

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 * elephant got stuck in traffic turn to

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 * God I heard about that but either way

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 * we're gonna go grab her really quickly

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 * we'll be right back oh and enjoy our

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 * journey through the East Village

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 * absolutely I hope you have as much fun

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 * as we did I hope you saw us on the

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 * streets and you'd know it yeah so we're

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 * on that we're on the move trying to find

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 * a proper psychic though let us record

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 * we're here in the deep dark cities city

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 * streets in New York City we're here

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 * people are passing us looking at me do

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 * you know where there's this like ma'am

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 * ma'am no the ladies don't want to talk

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 * to people looking for psychics no one

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 * seems to know

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 * people understand it work for you

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 * comedians we were celebrities in this

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 * town good switch Pizza Shops out with

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 * psychic shops we would have one on every

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 * corner

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 * absolutely man just put a psychic in a

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 * pizza shop yeah that would be amazing

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 * I predict you'll be getting a slice of

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 * pepperoni you're just happening you're

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 * right you're fucking right you're the

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 * best psychic I've ever seen and then

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 * just give you a slice of for a pepper

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 * onion garlic

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 * you have no say that so this is what

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 * this is on third and where this is we're

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 * on third no third and ninth right now

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 * where are we going up to like third and

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 * tenth between 11th up like that 11 to 12

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 * somebody and where are we going to Henry

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 * a Tina's psychic Emporium all your

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 * psychic needs all your psychic challenge

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 * is coming to see the psychic and for him

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 * where she's going to tell you what you

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 * do and what you are

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 * a second group in their prettiest

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 * psychic group or some kind of book club

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 * now the place is called birdbath it's a

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 * nerd

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 * are we technically the Nerds technically

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 * yes because we're doing this right now

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 * recording going to a psychic yeah that's

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 * fine yeah it's fine

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 * this is the life that we've chose for

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 * ourselves not myself I'm completely

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 * content with this that's it

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 * all right we've seen it we've got it all

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 * right now an update for figure you know

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 * some stuff on us if she's smart 45 it's

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 * going to be probably all inclusive

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 * whatever going to do I want to do that

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 * well the means we should just that I

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 * should I didn't even think about it we

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 * asked we could record it because it's

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 * mainly the thing well you know I think

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 * the thing is I think they're all going

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 * to be very tentative shoot I mean

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 * they're kind of anyway what does that

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 * was to live human girls are not actual

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 * girls actual girls yeah yep always

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 * movers the psychic on that one yeah nice

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 * all right so this is what let's let's

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 * look for another next 25 minutes and

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 * then we should have to go peepee yeah

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 * all right so we're about to go inside

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 * we're on let's hear one East eleventh

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 * and Broadway right now tarot card

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 * reading should be called first

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 * yes yeah let's call what do you think

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 * our chances are right now Henry who

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 * fucking knows man the psychics are

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 * shifty half of them Egyptians

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 * you know gypsies are far to get a read

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 * on their there they're shifty run around

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 * you change form they'll be a fox one

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 * time they'll be a lady another time what

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 * I'm not getting a response here so you

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 * shouldn't ring the buzzer

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 * just ring the buzzer it's a the numbers

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 * obsolete so I'll get our telephone bill

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 * yeah okay well that's good for us

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 * because they're desperate

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 * yes okay straight up any psychic that's

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 * ten or twenty dollars this tunnel

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 * bullshit

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 * yeah you need a real psychic and there

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 * are real psychics and I'm not even

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 * kidding you but they're going to cost

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 * you a couple hundred dollars into your

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 * foot yeah and just give love a lot than

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 * the psychic around the corner there's a

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 * psychic on every corner and it's like

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 * ten dollars how is the psychic you

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 * missed this psychic is total full of

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 * motherfucking shit really I've had

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 * people come out and go oh my god I've

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 * had a total hysterectomy she's told me

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 * I'm gonna have seven kids so is anybody

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 * you're gonna spend five ten dollars on

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 * it's not yes but you know what in my if

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 * the whole I'm just telling you guys are

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 * you getting me oh you're recording it

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 * yeah we do this birthing yeah the God's

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 * honest truth but there are real psychics

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 * that have been so phenomenal

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 * unbelievable I've gone to them but it's

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 * like tributed all right yeah but uh yep

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 * well thank you my morning is just about

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 * this person this person uh somebody

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 * their family owns this building and she

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 * pays her rent by they give her this and

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 * she's trying to make rent she can't even

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 * buy food with what she makes because

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 * she's that fraudulent yeah Wow you are

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 * the best thank you very much fucking

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 * telling you the truth it was amazing

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 * thank you so much um

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 * well I tell you one thing we got to go

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 * to that psychic alright let's just go to

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 * the other one yeah

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 * no way then we're gonna go see what this

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 * chick is talking about no she says he's

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 * bad I don't want a bad psychic I don't

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 * want a bad psychic either she's not a

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 * bad psychic she's just it's not real

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 * Henry cortisone tree and she's cheap

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 * she's 10 bugging me there was such a

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 * thing there was such a thing that's like

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 * a good energy there's such a thing as

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 * psychic powers it's real first area that

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 * was their most horror movie thing I've

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 * ever experienced in my life this woman

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 * just opened up out of nowhere she's

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 * walking with three dogs going into the

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 * apartment building and ladies and

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 * gentlemen you just heard it just

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 * immediately just handful of this

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 * information that she shouldn't know but

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 * the thing is is that she said it would

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 * be different if she was like there are

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 * ghosts in this building do not come in

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 * here if she had said that I'd be like

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 * we're going in you don't mean like she

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 * was like this place is the thing i zoom

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 * glance what he's is what he singles and

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 * broccoli dual fraud but how how does she

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 * know she obviously had sexy cushion no I

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 * think it sounds like it's a woman that

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 * does she said it was a woman

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 * there's lesbians but she was saying that

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 * she's a complete total fraud even if we

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 * need the exam I want to hear it I want

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 * to know why we're gonna pay money if you

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 * have an open fraud it'll be like ten

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 * dollars and I guarantee you this chicle

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 * at all of us three in for free and she

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 * let us record

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 * I don't think that's true we didn't even

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 * get response we get a monitor and we got

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 * a buzz of your dead buzzer you buzz it

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 * twice and you you called the and you

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 * call that interrupts the same with it

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 * looking contacts like Jessica did tell

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 * us home 24 men's I'm in the middle of a

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 * reading will why aren't you in the

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 * middle of it then because she knew me at

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 * work because we look shifty we're a few

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 * guys hanging out around outside of her

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 * psychic Ben everyone from that psychic

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 * and she's gonna nail it she's gonna nail

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 * it she's gonna know exactly what we are

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 * man

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 * yeah but Ben you buzzed the thing and

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 * she didn't answer and then you call the

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 * number and it was just the phone was

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 * disconnected haven't you ever heard yes

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 * I mean this is the thing she doesn't

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 * have the money to pay the phone bill I

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 * was kind of a joke up top it turns out

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 * rape is completely true totally true

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 * yeah well so but this is how this is how

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 * the horror begins if they somebody says

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 * don't go in there and we're stupid we're

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 * in theyíve no no no go in there they

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 * say don't go in there because oh you're

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 * gonna you're gonna die if you go in

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 * there then you'll go in there they says

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 * they don't go in there it's a waste your

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 * time that's a truth Oh nobody goes to

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 * old man Rossdale just stay away a little

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 * man if she said old man Ragsdale if that

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 * if she literally said those words we'd

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 * go in there if you as close as you're

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 * gonna get to nobody goes into old man

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 * Ramsdale smile

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 * nothing's in there for you to see stay

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 * away boys I don't think that's what she

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 * said she said she went to a bunch of

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 * psychics and she liked going to good

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 * psychics who were $300 with chicks she's

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 * doing bobbies the stuff I was looking up

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 * was all for minimum 175 an hour for in

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 * some of these psychics I don't know but

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 * that's the thing so I do think there is

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 * a line there are people who have a

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 * genuine gift and it's a matter of it's a

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 * thing of intuition sort of like

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 * instincts and then there are serious

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 * also just complete in total just gypsies

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 * trying to steal something from white

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 * people well first I don't know what

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 * first of all Marcus is from Texas he's

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 * hardly white uh-huh and it's like there

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 * is nothing okay I'm just saying we could

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 * get 20 bucks we've we throw 20 bucks on

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 * table say reading for us three will put

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 * the recorder on

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 * table and we'll get the best reading of

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 * our lunch it's not going to be like that

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 * there will never be like that it's got

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 * to be one-on-one I just don't think

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 * that's true because this chick can't

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 * even pay for telephone bill I think if

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 * she sees 20 bucks should probably give

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 * us an ass to mouth bitch she didn't

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 * answer the buzzer she's not there well

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 * by the way you're so upset

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 * no because so upset a woman just came up

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 * out of nowhere and be like oh don't go

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 * to go go to the fifth floor

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 * is she gonna go to the reward she didn't

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 * see it like that not an hour thinking

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 * you want it to be like that meet you

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 * okay I don't wanna be like that then up

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 * here it's our time our time our time and

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 * it sounds like why are we going to where

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 * the time is let's go find another

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 * psychic just saying man that chick

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 * seemed did a lot of press behind her

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 * that was kind that was really weird it

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 * was insanely weird almost as if the

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 * woman has so much knowledge of his too

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 * dangerous to go up there and no man Joh

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 * soundin she has I don't think that's

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 * what it is even remotely I don't I think

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 * that she literally just gonna find it's

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 * outside of one of the real psychic it's

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 * just we will have survivor have you ever

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 * experienced that before this woman

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 * doesn't know what's from Adam and she

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 * just goes into this huge diatribe of an

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 * apartment number five you trying to find

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 * the psychic I know some about the

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 * psychic I mean well yeah why would three

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 * Tripp strange men be hanging out in

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 * front of her apartment building at nine

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 * o'clock at night if not to go see the

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 * psychic the psychic

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 * if she's a psychic then we missed an

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 * opportunity cuz she's booked by the way

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 * she was beautiful she had a lot of work

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 * done the thing is is I also agree she

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 * well that car is terrible it's all

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 * designed well I also think that she was

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 * really looking for someone to talk to I

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 * think the only people she talked to were

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 * those dogs and her clients at the dance

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 * hall she works at I really got to take a

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 * piss who else really has to take a piss

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 * so I'm fine so let's stop good let's

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 * regroup for the poor let's say yeah

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 * let's go to psychic just yeah let's go

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 * to the poorhouse or EDD Larson works the

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 * round table of gentleman in the middle

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 * of relief we're going to stop by the

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 * poor house we're going to take a piss

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 * we're going to grab a beer we're going

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 * to regroup and we'll be right back all

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 * right so we're back from the village for

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 * house we just taking a piss we're good

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 * and now we are on a new mission we've

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 * gotten a hot tip from a neighbourhood

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 * person Henry what's going on well it is

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 * a storefront on Avenue a between 12th

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 * and 13th it's currently been there for a

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 * number of years and this girl had

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 * actually what seemed to me a pretty

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 * solid theory which is if a psychics been

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 * open for longer than 10 years and

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 * probably has had at least some success

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 * so maybe she's fine or you know run

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 * subsidize there or maybe she's dead in

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 * there and just keep the lights on you

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 * know good theory she's a skilled pilot

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 * sitting in the bathroom well of course

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 * Henry you are the scientist of the

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 * podcast absolutely yeah I've got my ecto

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 * meter these were professor more of a

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 * professor a scientist and a professor

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 * and a scholar and a gentleman I'm like

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 * of course I consider it's a cultural

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 * anthropologist there we go that's what I

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 * am and Elsie I will say Celtic cultural

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 * anthropologist and very flatulent as

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 * well

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 * oh man I'm having some troubles liquid

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 * shits all day today oh that's fun what

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 * would the psychics gonna be say about

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 * that that's the thing what is she's

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 * gonna call it that knows it's like a

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 * Doberman I've heard that true yeah yeah

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 * totally there's gypsies well I mean if

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 * it's a good psychic she's also a gypsy

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 * that's a true the gypsies are thieves

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 * well you don't have to paint your barn

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 * but you can sit down to get out reading

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 * from them

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 * is that an old tale is that the Gypsy

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 * paint near barn is that like everybody

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 * knows it might everyone my grandfather

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 * you should tell me this is if it

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 * happened to him but he had him paint the

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 * barn and he was like up top it's like oh

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 * this was look at the greatest paint job

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 * in the back they just didn't paid the

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 * back wall ha ha ha

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 * gypsies are so much fun mm-hmm

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 * let's just end up in a pizza place yeah

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 * it's possible I'm getting a second

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 * greeting tonight I'm primed for it I'm

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 * ready to go my channels are open I gotta

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 * take a shit really soon I'd imagine the

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 * psychic does have a bathroom scrub you

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 * like it's a thought toilet just go think

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 * in the corner in pooping oh don't go in

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 * that bathroom that bathroom just for

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 * ghosts oh well let's go to shit right

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 * out of me this is actually the bay the

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 * best bathroom ever minute I like bein in

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 * this bed because here for four seconds

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 * I'm already all done and it wipes it for

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 * you whose hands are cold cord cord heads

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 * cool it's dead ghosts cold hot I take my

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 * cold hand at my eye hmm oh that's

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 * perfect that's perfect temperature all

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 * right so the last sidekick was a bust

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 * the one over on 12th and Avenue way so

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 * we're going to go back to our first

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 * choice of psychic Jessica

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 * where was that psychic Jessica was on

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 * blocks to walk we'll be right back um so

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 * that was our mediocre trip to the East

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 * Village

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 * yeah it went fantastically the thing was

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 * is that no magic actually happened which

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 * I was hoping for although I will say

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 * this we we saw Cameron Diaz and Alex

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 * Rodriguez walk down the stand for that

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 * yeah that's modern royalty that's the

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 * nor the awesome that is Camelot I'll

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 * tell you I came a lot hey how are you

17:57
 * ladies and gentlemen welcome back to the

17:59
 * morning zoo

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 * it's a dog man with the dog news what's

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 * in the dog news dog well that's really

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 * on the ride that is here uninformative

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 * ah so we're at the psychic we all went

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 * in to get our tarot cards read

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 * individually we ended up stumbling upon

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 * the placing the st. marks well not

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 * necessarily stumbling upon because while

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 * you guys were ah gling at a modern

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 * royalty I was doing work and finding the

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 * psychic thank God we had somebody who

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 * was focused good job Marcus and so as we

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 * went in and let's just let's discuss

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 * everybody's readings Marcus you went in

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 * first mm-hmm I went in first and but got

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 * by far the the worst news yes although I

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 * will be successful my career is going on

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 * the right track I will be faced with

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 * three choices in the near future one

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 * will keep me here one will cause me to

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 * travel as one is in an undisclosed

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 * location yeah we're Dick Cheney lives

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 * yeah same place uh the next thing that

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 * she told me is that uh yes she knew that

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 * work was the focus of my life and let me

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 * know that somebody that I work with will

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 * betray me in the near future

19:12
 * oh ma it's certainly not been Kissel

19:15
 * well anyway welcome back to the program

19:19
 * Marcus parks is normally don't new

19:23
 * someone's gonna betray you which I love

19:25
 * who is it gonna be and why I have no

19:27
 * idea

19:28
 * it's gonna be very exciting to find that

19:30
 * out this psychic by the way she had

19:32
 * bizarre skin folds underneath her eyes

19:35
 * index underneath her eyes gypsy there's

19:37
 * a gypsy psychic sex yeah yeah dude it's

19:40
 * roller sided webs are it and then she

19:43
 * told me that she pretty much told me

19:45
 * that I'm just going to be fucking sluts

19:46
 * for a long time

19:47
 * cool before I find my my next might my

19:50
 * true love I'm going to get married have

19:53
 * two kids will live to an old age I

19:56
 * didn't ask her what age because I like

19:58
 * surprises so that's pretty much mine

20:01
 * yeah not bad really overall I thought it

20:03
 * was pretty positive yeah it's not bad

20:05
 * but my life will be I will have many

20:07
 * inconsequential relationships and won't

20:09
 * be lonely for a long time yes that's

20:11
 * what could you like that yeah you know I

20:12
 * I hate it so much

20:14
 * I don't I just love it I like you know

20:19
 * you're always around I like you being

20:20
 * single you know yeah it's not bad

20:23
 * Henry what what what great news did she

20:25
 * bestow upon you so I went in there and I

20:28
 * did a couple jokes up top as soon as I

20:30
 * walked in I'm just tossing jokes around

20:31
 * him guy got her going um still cost me

20:34 $45 so yeah um but there is there is 20:38
 * something there's something there as

20:40
 * much as there's a lot of when you Cohen

20:42
 * was like I guess part of their job is to

20:44
 * sort of connect with you on a personal

20:46
 * level that's what they want to do you

20:48
 * have these ratings I think um from just

20:50
 * looking you as it as a person is that

20:52
 * when she came in the first thing she

20:54
 * said was uh you have it you are a very

20:57
 * good-natured person you have a tendency

20:58
 * to be naive so you have to watch out for

21:00
 * people taking advantage of you to make

21:02
 * money off of you and I was like like you

21:04
 * like what you're doing right now uh what

21:07
 * gave you the idea that I was I naive Oh

21:08
 * walking to the sidewalk the psychic man

21:11
 * you $45 um but then I actually asked her

21:14
 * a couple questions and apparently she

21:15
 * had been doing it uh she had had that

21:17
 * psychic gift since she was born and she

21:19
 * had been doing reading since the age of

21:22
 * fourteen so she had been she said she

21:25
 * was 38 now and I was like you don't look

21:26
 * fat yet and she's like um she was not 38

21:31
 * no probably well she's a psychic so she

21:34
 * could've been anything but I'm think she

21:35
 * could be 105 who knows

21:37
 * psychic powers are keeping her together

21:38
 * mentally um she told me that I was gonna

21:40
 * live a long and full life and she asked

21:41
 * me how do I want to know the age and I

21:43
 * said yes she said 87 which means they're

21:46
 * gonna find a cure for cancer that's

21:48
 * right um because there is no way I'm

21:50
 * gonna make it to 87 living the way I'm

21:52
 * living and I'm not changing um I refused

21:56
 * to I know should I'm going to have three

21:58
 * kids in my lifetime said that I will

22:01
 * have there will be some sort of marriage

22:03
 * in my future but they don't know how

22:04
 * that will work out right sure and then

22:08
 * um she said my career will bring me much

22:11
 * luxury which I agree with which i think

22:15
 * is good I've got that couch I always

22:18
 * wanted finally oh my goodness a new air

22:20
 * conditioning unit this is great

22:22
 * I don't living in Queens though

22:24
 * I'll always be here huh all my shoes

22:26
 * fell off I can't buy new shoes better

22:29
 * sit on that nice couch of mine she said

22:34
 * I was in the market to buy a house what

22:36
 * if you're not wrong

22:37
 * I definitely got more than I oh no

22:40
 * you're eating your way to look like a

22:42
 * house dog boy is a fat dog but there was

22:52
 * just certain sort of personal things

22:53
 * that she said that really kind of hit

22:55
 * the mark that were that was very

22:56
 * interesting but I think a lot of that

22:57
 * has got more to do with the fact that

23:00
 * she's good at reading people from doing

23:01
 * this for a number of years of course

23:03
 * then from the cards themselves because

23:05
 * who knows how that all works that's the

23:06
 * thing and with mine it was pretty much

23:07
 * the same thing you know going in there

23:09
 * you had to you have to UM flip the cards

23:12
 * yourself I know how to do that so I just

23:13
 * put them all on the table and scramble

23:15
 * them all round you got big hands yeah

23:16
 * two big fat hands that are disgusting I

23:18
 * could sell them for $5.00 a pop at a

23:20
 * street fair the thing is yes she went in

23:23
 * and issues tell me I'm gonna be very

23:24
 * successful Mantova two children or three

23:26
 * children two boys and a girl so really

23:28
 * only two children and the thing is and

23:32
 * then she said oh you don't like

23:33
 * Authority you like to do it on your own

23:35
 * you're there was just she played it with

23:37
 * my Bruce Willis balls see you - like you

23:39
 * you know like people telling you you're

23:41 - what to do they're going to know and 23:44
 * at that moment I told her shut the fuck

23:46
 * up but I just left and I was like wow

23:48
 * she's accurate he took charge he's in

23:50
 * charge of that reading so career-wise

23:52
 * everything's gonna be fantastic I'm

23:53
 * living 290 my friend Henry said we got

23:55
 * some years left we're doing this for no

23:58
 * chairs so let's bring in our oh let me

24:01
 * I'm actually talking about my past life

24:02
 * regression I just like bring it up real

24:04
 * quick so I went through a process it it

24:08
 * is it's kind of Loony Tunes

24:11
 * alright it's called soul memory right

24:14
 * the idea of this soul memory thing is

24:16
 * they go into your past I this psychic

24:19
 * interviewed me acted as me as an avatar

24:22
 * in a group scenario where student

24:24
 * psychics were learning how this is this

24:26
 * is what they this is what they told me

24:28
 * all right then what they do is is they

24:30
 * use a pendulum and they ask a questions

24:33
 * and as the pendulum squint spins it gets

24:36
 * like away it spins

24:38
 * how they answer their questions so what

24:40
 * they do is the first thing they have to

24:41
 * do they kind of go through they ask a

24:43
 * central sort of question about your life

24:44
 * so after interviewing me the central

24:46
 * came like central question came out of I

24:48
 * have anxiety about like the future of my

24:51
 * career I want to know like how do I get

24:54
 * rid of anxiety in order to to move

24:56
 * forward because part of like fear

24:58
 * failure balls up uh and they so they

25:03
 * have to check your they check your soul

25:05
 * out they check out your aura first for

25:07
 * debris and then check your past lives to

25:10
 * see how how many times this question has

25:12
 * come up in your past life so now to

25:13
 * answer it

25:13
 * what they said was was my aura was more

25:16
 * blocked than any human they had seen

25:18
 * before no you sure net it mean artery

25:20
 * yeah yeah number one they said my

25:23
 * grandfather's ghost was haunting me and

25:24
 * giving me stomach problems and so they

25:27
 * said they released or sent him to hell

25:28
 * Wow can you set your grandfather to hell

25:31
 * yeah heaven heaven oh I was gonna say it

25:34
 * cuz it is right let him stay inside I

25:37
 * was like the other arms out hell was it

25:39
 * like Arnold Schwarzenegger from end of

25:41
 * days my grandfather's Gabriel Byrne

25:42
 * right and then they they said that there

25:48
 * were certain thing these spirits called

25:49
 * elementals which are non earth spirits

25:52
 * that cloud you um and that the one the

25:56
 * main thing I was like really interesting

25:57
 * to me is that they found out that I had

25:59
 * three curses placed upon me interesting

26:02
 * time where it's like they said there was

26:04
 * a curse placed upon my career there was

26:06
 * a curse placed upon my entire family

26:08
 * line which I imagine because Zebrowski

26:10
 * czar not known for being reputable

26:11
 * people that's right and the third um was

26:15
 * on a present or past relationship and

26:19
 * they release all those curses oh you're

26:21
 * good yeah so I'm done I'm clean

26:23
 * um but what's weird is so it's like you

26:26
 * know and I really do I have very severe

26:27
 * stomach problems my stomach problems

26:29
 * have not been so bad reason well I

26:31
 * thought the day afterwards I was

26:33
 * shitting like super liquid stuff but

26:36
 * that's what they said it was that like I

26:37
 * would experience some sort of physical

26:38
 * symptom after the sole cleaning that my

26:41
 * body would be all kind of out of whack

26:43
 * so do you feel like you were shitting

26:44
 * your grandfather's soul yes something

26:46
 * like that like you got him out of you

26:48
 * through you know what bottle of it you

26:51
 * you sad you should've flushed it Henry

26:54
 * I should have spend more time with that

26:55
 * shit toilet bull the road to heaven are

26:59
 * wrong endure so at the very end of it

27:01
 * let me just have it up so the very end

27:02
 * they were like okay good at the end of

27:04
 * the reading they were like okay so are

27:06
 * good so his his soul is unified all this

27:09
 * is done you know if I don't my question

27:11
 * came up and literally 90% of all of my

27:13
 * past lives and that they're releasing

27:15
 * the question for me which means that

27:17
 * like which is a part of your you have

27:19
 * these thing called chronic books which

27:20
 * are these books that are you pick you'll

27:23
 * say your soul is made out of the ABS dr.

27:25
 * Dre room or chronic muck but you walk

27:29
 * into your let's say your soul is a

27:31
 * library filled with millions of books at

27:32
 * the beginning of your present life you

27:34
 * choose seven books that are each of

27:36
 * seven central question to your psyche

27:38
 * can't read on I can't oh it's in Tibetan

27:41
 * ah but the but after which is issue like

27:46
 * that was actually one of your chronic

27:47
 * books so now that's salt so it's like

27:49
 * you're going to have an easier your

27:51
 * soul's going to it's going to be easier

27:52
 * for your soul to be released to Nirvana

27:54
 * after all of us hey alright excellent

27:56
 * and so at the very end they're like okay

27:58
 * he's done good we've cleared everything

28:00
 * apparently it was like a six hour

28:01
 * process oh my to clean me they put a

28:04
 * sphere of protection on me they put a

28:06
 * cone of awareness on me leading up to

28:08
 * the omnipresent logos the king of colors

28:11
 * because all souls are made of colors

28:13
 * there's a lot of stuff Wow

28:15
 * sounds a little bit like dune a little

28:18
 * bit it's a lot of stuff and then the end

28:20
 * they were like okay goodies then they're

28:21
 * like actually no he needs soul

28:22
 * unification process until you forget the

28:25
 * soul unification bride she's like so she

28:28
 * says like I can either do this to myself

28:30
 * as you or you can do this to yourself I

28:33
 * was like okay the process is is you you

28:37
 * do it late at night you light three

28:38
 * candles you say this sort of incantation

28:40
 * you get a bowl of witch hazel right

28:43
 * mm-hmm a cloth made out of cotton what

28:45
 * if only I mean animals yeah you don't

28:47
 * use look now it says what witches on

28:49
 * witch hazel hmm you take off all of your

28:51
 * clothes you use the left hand in the

28:53
 * wool rag to wipe let witch hazel all

28:57
 * over the left side of you and then you

28:59
 * take the cotton rag in your right hand

29:02
 * and use it to cover all of the right

29:04
 * side of you

29:05
 * and then you say this sort of

29:07
 * indentation and then you're supposed to

29:08
 * sleep in the circle for five hours you

29:11
 * suppose then like literally curl up in

29:13
 * the ball where you are and sleep like

29:15
 * this later yeah yeah so I need your

29:18
 * coals right I need your clothes on but

29:22
 * that is uh but that's what I haven't um

29:24
 * I haven't done it yet

29:26
 * you need to unify my friends haven't

29:28
 * done it yet I was going to try and do it

29:29
 * before the podcast but I really just

29:30
 * wanted to have a normal night last night

29:32
 * yeah you know mayburn odd one I just

29:35
 * needed you I don't know when to choose

29:36
 * to do I don't know when it's going to be

29:38
 * a lot come on I got some get to the soul

29:40
 * unification process I just got to pay my

29:42
 * gas bill yeah

29:44
 * looks like I do that yeah I'm pretty

29:45
 * good still have that so yeah I'm feel

29:47
 * good well but it's a very interesting

29:48
 * experience and it just it's just one of

29:51
 * those like you can see how it can give a

29:54
 * lot to your life if you give in to it

29:56
 * like you can see how like if you really

29:58
 * believe in it like it will genuinely

30:00
 * genuinely help you I'm sometimes wonder

30:03
 * because it's like I'm sort of a critical

30:04
 * person that I don't know if it honestly

30:07
 * would even have an effect but I just I

30:10
 * just have no idea well I think it's just

30:11
 * like any other religion if it makes you

30:12
 * happy keep on doing it and I'll tell you

30:14
 * no one's murdered anybody over this

30:16
 * witch hazel situation so it's better

30:18
 * than better than many of the beliefs out

30:21
 * there so far but speaking of wonderful

30:24
 * people over here we've got supa Argyll

30:27
 * Wall are are what do we call it resident

30:30
 * tarot and psychic expert I think that's

30:32
 * a good way instead of comedian and

30:34
 * stand-up comedian who edit that out so

30:38
 * super what do you think about our

30:39
 * readings as far as the tarot cards go

30:41
 * before you comment on his unbelievable

30:43
 * past life regression well I think as far

30:47
 * I read tarot but I don't I'm pretty

30:50
 * skeptical of it and it's mainly when I

30:52
 * read tarot I'm basically reading people

30:54
 * yeah that was Nick she use do you think

30:57
 * oh yeah oh yeah definitely yeah so would

31:01
 * you say that you could give us a tarot

31:02
 * card reading with no tarot cards at all

31:04
 * if I spoke to you for like a couple

31:07
 * minutes yeah I could like it's it's

31:09
 * terrible it made I stopped I actually

31:11
 * had to stop doing it because I felt like

31:12
 * a bad person because you just sit there

31:13
 * you judge people they like how my

31:16
 * relationships going I'm like is this

31:17
 * lady fuckable like I don't

31:18
 * do you just like a look on her face and

31:21
 * see I should be accessing questions a

31:23
 * ship's going she's like no so what do

31:28
 * you think it is about Marcus now just

31:30
 * being be honest here what do you think

31:31
 * about it is it about Marcus that makes

31:33
 * him so betrayal you know like why would

31:35
 * she look at Marcus and be like oh this

31:37
 * guy he's gonna be betrayed as it is

31:38
 * fucking this guy over yeah right I think

31:40
 * it's just that yeah

31:41
 * nobody gets miserable bastard could

31:43
 * probably visual Bastion very nice

31:45
 * gentleman so stupid why why would you

31:46
 * imagine what qualities do you think that

31:48
 * he has on his facial features that would

31:49
 * lead one to betray him

31:51
 * well he seems like a very nice guy and

31:55
 * because of that he could be seen as

31:57
 * naive potentially like oh this guy is

32:00
 * really easy to screw over that's right

32:02
 * so yeah I'm gonna get all your money

32:04
 * yeah how much money you got negative

32:07
 * fourteen hundred dollars you pay his tax

32:10
 * form when you go into the tarot reading

32:12
 * so it came in and so we shovel the deck

32:15
 * ourselves right because that's what

32:16
 * you're supposed to like put your

32:17
 * quote/unquote energy into the tarot card

32:20
 * right and then she put out in a

32:22
 * formation of three two then three three

32:26
 * to them three now what does that mean is

32:28
 * that just like is that we were

32:29
 * originally I thought I had some

32:31
 * knowledge of tarot cards because my

32:33
 * parents my mom always used to do them

32:35
 * and I would used to do them when I was a

32:37
 * little kid because I was a weird gay

32:39
 * little kid but it's like the what is it

32:41
 * about time periods right like isn't it

32:44
 * it's like three one three three two

32:47
 * three and then she did a layer on top of

32:49
 * that afterwards so it was like a general

32:51
 * reading and then is it more specific is

32:52
 * that what you do it really depends on

32:55
 * the psychic because that doesn't sound

32:56
 * like a standard spread that's have been

32:58
 * something she came up with I think that

33:00
 * she just gave me three sets of three I

33:02
 * really I didn't did you get the three

33:04
 * two three I think I got the three sets

33:06
 * of three yeah I don't think I got the

33:07
 * three two three I think she gave you a

33:09
 * different special treatment and I would

33:11
 * imagine it's just the size of the table

33:13
 * probably one second just one set of one

33:16
 * yeah absolutely is like not for you I

33:19
 * wonder if she didn't try to spice it up

33:21
 * with you a little bit I don't know

33:23
 * does it just seems like would you jazz

33:25
 * it up for specific people uh I really

33:27
 * like somebody I'd probably do like more

33:28
 * complicated spread yeah I think she was

33:31
 * flirting with me

33:32
 * it's very part 1 of 3 - 3 the possible

33:34
 * to cut off I imagine if there was any

33:36
 * other tarot card psychics in the room

33:38
 * they'd be like she's still 1 2 3 2 3

33:40
 * that's what she it has to be the 3 2 3

33:43
 * we had to have all gotten the 3 2 3

33:45
 * because we made she made us get 16 cards

33:48
 * so it had to have been two groups of

33:50
 * eight Wow well there we go

33:52
 * you just am not very observant you

33:54
 * didn't look at the cards you said you

33:55
 * were looking at her face I looked

33:56
 * straight at her face I was listening to

33:58
 * her voice

33:58
 * and I was a beginning it to get an

34:00
 * erection one of the softest voices I've

34:02
 * ever was in things you to whenever she

34:04
 * said marriage in future she kept doing

34:05
 * this weird sort of pointing at herself

34:07
 * with her thumb like right on top there's

34:08
 * like a throne right that's and frankly I

34:11
 * would marry her because the door was

34:13
 * cracked open to her living quarters she

34:15
 * to Huell at screen huge TV and any game

34:18
 * system you wanted and a cat it was on

34:20
 * the Tarot Channel yeah it took me it

34:22
 * shows that she's doing her homework

34:23
 * she's a c-span of the psychic world

34:25
 * where just shows of the ten of cups

34:27
 * that's right

34:29
 * so have you ever given a reading to

34:30
 * somebody that was very negative or do

34:33
 * they tend to always be positive because

34:34
 * for all intents and purposes - Marcus is

34:36
 * betrayal

34:37
 * we had a very nice review is that that

34:40
 * tends to be the way they go and for $45

34:42
 * hey I better be good Darren I have given

34:45
 * a negative review to people but

34:46
 * depending on how serious the question is

34:48
 * its positive like this late this is true

34:50
 * this is actually what made me quit this

34:53
 * lady this pregnant lady

34:54
 * I was just wearing at the time comes up

34:56
 * to me and we're doing the read and I'm

34:58
 * like what's your question and she's like

35:00
 * I just want to know if I'm gonna

35:02
 * miscarry cuz I've lost three already

35:04
 * holy Lord I flipped out and I did the

35:07
 * reading and she's totally gonna lose the

35:08
 * baby but it is Helen oh but you saw them

35:12
 * yeah yeah I think the ten of abortions

35:14
 * car holy Lord

35:16
 * she keeps on going to the wrong doctor

35:18
 * she can't go to Planned Parenthood to

35:20
 * give birth

35:24
 * what's going on you know long did you to

35:26
 * tarot card readings forth I only did it

35:29
 * honestly I did I do it on and off now

35:31
 * but for like money I only did it for

35:33
 * like three months like okay any longer

35:35
 * is it just because it's so personal

35:36
 * process yeah it's so terrible people

35:39
 * really believe in this and just the

35:41
 * saddest thing like oh god what's the

35:44
 * clientele mostly like who is in there is

35:46
 * it women who have tend to attend to have

35:48
 * wombs of death man you were a little bit

35:50
 * out of their luck yeah it's just sad

35:52
 * people that's why it was like really

35:53
 * depressing to do because they asked you

35:55
 * really sad questions like am I gonna be

35:56
 * healthy again and I'm like oh god you

35:58
 * guys too much I wish you to ask me if if

36:01
 * they were gonna make that Arrested

36:02
 * Development movie they're not say oh no

36:05
 * where are they yeah well either way I

36:09
 * saw in the cards

36:10
 * I also I asked that question at the

36:12
 * psychic and she was like good question

36:14
 * let me call Justin Bateman Bateman so

36:17
 * you would have like cancer stricken

36:19
 * people in there and their hairs would be

36:21
 * falling out and major clumps and then

36:24
 * the cat would be playing with that to

36:25
 * death and then they would be like so

36:27
 * when am I gonna be healthy and you

36:28
 * respond I would always just trying a

36:31
 * positive advice like that's all I do I'd

36:34
 * be like oh well you're not healthy now

36:35
 * because of the anxiety card look it's

36:38
 * the moon card you're anxious yeah very

36:40
 * relaxed what is the worst card in the

36:42
 * deck the worst one well there is a card

36:45
 * um has like I don't know how to describe

36:48
 * it it has like a bunch of sores on it

36:50
 * the ten of swords right is a sort you're

36:52
 * saying is that means like utter failure

36:53
 * right yeah and are like an upside down

36:55
 * son card means failure

36:56
 * oh yeah cuz sometime because the

36:58
 * position the cards also mean things too

37:00
 * and also like you know a night it was

37:02
 * over one of those cards like also can

37:04
 * represent a person in your life what's

37:07
 * the best card to get um well again it

37:10
 * depends on the situation but the star

37:11
 * card is really good yeah that's what you

37:13
 * want that's the one that's like special

37:15
 * purpose and yeah that's like super

37:16
 * Mario's I want to go back to this you

37:18
 * got the tennis swords I believe I got

37:20
 * the ten of swords yeah I mean I guess I

37:22
 * know who's not going to be betraying

37:26
 * what does that mean because he's

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 * betraying him is gonna be successful oh

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 * you son

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 * well fine I just thought I got 10 sores

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 * pretty cool I love a sauce way to a guns

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 * nice nice

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 * oh my goodness well I didn't realize

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 * that she just completely went over it

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 * she didn't I have a feeling she didn't

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 * read the cards at all she probably

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 * didn't know what they mean they actually

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 * honestly they looked pretty old though

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 * they were like super soon as she told me

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 * they were 17 years old yeah it's pretty

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 * good pretty good yeah I think it's

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 * something too I mean not something

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 * amazing to it but I think there's

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 * something when you give meaning to a set

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 * of cards and you give it a random fat

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 * you get has a random factor of you're

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 * gonna pull out up pull it out of a like

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 * of de for a deck you're not gonna know

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 * what you're pulling out totally and that

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 * it has sort of the same meaning as like

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 * reading tea leaves I like reading all

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 * this stuff where if you believe the

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 * universe would express itself and sort

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 * of random action and that would be the

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 * perfect thing yeah I mean why not it

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 * just just the random luck of the draw

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 * not two cards are the same and you you

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 * pick them out yourself it was kind of

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 * fun where did you draw from the deck

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 * because I took most of the cards that

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 * were close to me and only like two that

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 * were away I did it all over the dentist

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 * all over the map yeah me too

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 * you were all over the map all over it it

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 * was really trying to think out think the

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 * universe is probably why I gave me the

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 * tena fuck you dreadful Beast but yeah

38:50
 * guys we got to wrap it up here Suba any

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 * do you have any comment about his past

38:53
 * life regression because this is amazing

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 * have you heard of anything like this

38:56
 * before has life regression only in terms

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 * of it being fake but like it is whoa

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 * alright we're gonna have to stop you

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 * there

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 * all right ladies and gentlemen it is

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 * more than real get you got to do that

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 * get them into soldiers because you're a

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 * baby I'll just film it just feeling so

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 * your vacation we're gonna have it on put

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 * it up yeah yellow out my junk put it up

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 * as a matter of fact maybe we can bring

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 * the field recorder out for it uh we said

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 * I'm actually good yeah yeah let's just

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 * do it at your house Italy great yeah

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 * head sure there's nothing going on in my

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 * house come on over planner out of the

39:26
 * way we got a big space you can no get

39:27
 * off yeah I'm Colin will be in the other

39:29
 * room come on Gigi

39:30
 * no later fine he loves this show he uh

39:33
 * he bait my roommate made the UH the logo

39:35
 * for that he loves us well he's not gonna

39:37
 * mind Henry naked on the floor

39:39
 * your ass shit all over all right there's

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 * been the last podcast on the left for

39:43
 * Marcus Parks and the madman scientist

39:44
 * the mad genius the evil doer of all that

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 * is good yet psychic Henry Zebrowski we

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 * will talk to you next week I'm looking

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 * forward to it as a my sex appeal right

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 * over here

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 * hey oh yeah ensue bargain well thank you

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