Marcus Parks

Marcus Parks, a native of Lubbock, Texas, is the research-driven intellectual mastermind behind the content of the show. He spends up to 200 (**there's only 168 hours in a week**) hours a week in his Pop-tart-powered Man Cave, scouring both print and online resources for every Interesting Fact available. His other interests include being interrupted by bearded Vikings, research (did we mention that?) and being a skinsman in various beat-rock combos.

Marcus is also the drummer of a band called the Cowmen.

He once dated a girl with a tail. And was once nicknamed "dogmeat". He has three masters in just science and two in advanced remedial.

Marcus has fond memories of his childhood in Texas including his love of digging holes, playing with bones, having badger paws hanging from his truck mirror, doing random things to make people laugh, and being valedictorian of his graduating class of 12 in high school.

Marcus' current interests and hobbies include eating pickles, researching for the episodes, digging holes, watching horror movies, listening to great music, playing in his band, touring with the Last Podcast cast, and having bones decorate his apartment.

Marcus Parks and Carolina Hidalgo own a dog together named Georgie (likely referencing the character from Stephen King's IT).

In 2019, Marcus Parks announced that he was engaged to his girlfriend Carolina and the two married towards the end of the year.

Marcus currently hosts several podcasts including Last Podcast on the Left, No Dogs in Space which he hosts with his now-wife Carolina, Sex and Other Human activities that he hosts with Henry's sister, Jackie Zebrowski. He used to host the Round Table of Gentlemen with Ben Kissel and Page 7.

Catchphrases
(Some of these phrases are interchanged with Ben and Henry, but he usually says these ones)

"Hail Gein"

”...and that’s when the cannibalism started.”

“Don’t come AT me with that!!”

Trivia

 * Marcus had a pair of badger paws from a badger that he shot, which hung in his truck
 * Marcus' Podcast nickname is Dog-Meat
 * Marcus was valedictorian in his graduating class (of 12 students)
 * Marcus and Carolina have a dog named Georgie
 * Marcus shares a birthday with Dolly Parton and Edgar Allan Poe
 * As a boy, Marcus loved to dig holes
 * Marcus is the drummer for a band called the Cow Men
 * Marcus' zodiac sign is Capricorn
 * If Marcus was to be assigned a serial killer, he would be Richard Ramirez
 * Marcus' family are "very talented when it comes to pigs."
 * Marcus has six vials of dirt in his home (the number could possibly be more)
 * Mr. Parks is the head researcher of the podcast
 * Marcus has an interesting Bone Collection