Episode 20: Spontaneous Human Combustion/Transcript

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 * goodness alright so today we're talking

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 * about in this combustion situation so

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 * this is the it's it's absolutely

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 * remarkable did we don't normally talk

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 * about our my tie your it still dude Ben

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 * Kissel's wearing a fucking full suit in

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 * the studio today for some reason and um

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 * you you're literally sweating through

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 * your shirt through your tie through my

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 * time no it's gross it's like 85 degrees

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 * out you smell like a pizza you know like

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 * a bad pizza you know the community's

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 * like 95% today okay well I'm little

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 * another show I'm covered in Vaseline

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 * I don't ran out of powder all right

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 * random powder so now I am moist like you

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 * like all you normal fucking idiots all

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 * right and I'm covered in powder like I

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 * normally am like a good smart Boy Scout

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 * always prepared Jesus Christ

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 * fat man go through the exact same thing

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 * to get ready is it's fucking fat women

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 * it just takes you a lot longer before

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 * you can present yourself to the outside

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 * world absolutely because I have to cinch

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 * myself up and cover myself in various

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 * sweet-smelling powders I'm like I'm like

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 * how Mozart will get ready in the morning

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 * that's how I get ready I put on my wig

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 * and I put on my corset I cover myself in

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 * powders I raped my servants and then I

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 * write beautiful songs

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 * and then you go to bed cursing Moliere

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 * Rosh Hashanah comes up he wants a year

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 * put your pumpkin on the stoop covered

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 * with the Jewish face Oh interesting

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 * Wow well I really okay so anyway to

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 * somebody okay so we're talking about

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 * internal combustion which spontaneous

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 * combustion taneous human combustion

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 * spontaneous internal combustion human

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 * but there is the first time in something

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 * like 20 years it is an actual reported

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 * case of spontaneous human combustion

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 * happened in Ireland about three or four

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 * days ago these are the first times you

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 * have really cover human events on this

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 * show so uh this is and well it's what it

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 * is it's like somebody burst into flames

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 * a guy named a Michael Flaherty from

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 * Ireland

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 * his name is Finnerty it's happy fa h e

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 * RT y which is fatty oh um it sounds like

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 * a sticky to beat your children with yeah

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 * you've got to fetch me my fare Tina sure

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 * yeah who will be taking me potatoes why

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 * no player land welcome to air hidden a

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 * weird wooden shoes that's a good point

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 * as that who wears the wooden shoes oh

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 * that would be the Dutch oh no can wait

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 * with the Dutch so this fella he's just

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 * hanging out in a bar a saloon a

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 * furniture at home there is a home there

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 * has been about I there's been about like

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 * actual it over the recorded human

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 * history there's been like 16 actual

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 * cases of spontaneous human combustion

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 * that people are allowed to like say this

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 * was spontaneous human combustion he was

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 * alone in his house he's 76 years old

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 * when they found his body his remains

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 * were just absolutely just charred he

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 * look like he was set on fire there was

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 * no fire damage except for a small radius

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 * around his body and on the ceiling above

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 * him there was no there was no record of

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 * fire at the building the rest of the

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 * building was fine

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 * it's a fire sorted inside of his body

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 * and he just burst into flames it handed

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 * you his love

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 * like he was just like you met a gal and

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 * he just like had it inside of him and

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 * then the love killed him or how does it

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 * what look here's some interactive so

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 * here are some interesting facts about

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 * spontaneous human combustion is that

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 * most of the time happens whenever the

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 * person is alone yeah

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 * which is strange it's very strange and

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 * you seem like because it's like a lonely

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 * loosing something was like people who

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 * are like lonely like who have not been

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 * around people in a long time like is

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 * like weird like because his wife had

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 * died you're talking about he's been

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 * living alone for some like 20 years

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 * that's that's the nightmare man

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 * yeah that's how you're gonna die feel

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 * like it looks exactly the same way as uh

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 * one of the villains that died in the

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 * original Batman the 1989 when the Joker

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 * went up yeah yeah yeah with the electric

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 * buzzer he seems a little hot which is

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 * first of all Joker always funny and

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 * amazing

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 * second of all that's it second second

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 * fact about spontaneous human combustion

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 * almost oh no all of the reported cases

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 * at least that I saw in my research were

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 * all either in the United States or

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 * Western Europe it's a huge like a

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 * lightness research I feel like you're

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 * thumbing through like the catacombs is

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 * like it which is like a diamond glass I

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 * like looking through like mom award

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 * carving the first recorded instance of

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 * spontaneous human combustion was in the

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 * happened there also alone well they also

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 * believe that you could like let out a

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 * gallon worth of blood and you could stop

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 * the plagues happen they also believe

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 * that you know that all crazy people had

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 * a spirits in their hand yeah they might

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 * I mean they do we don't know totally but

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 * this is this is the most what the the

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 * last recorded case of spontaneous human

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 * combustion was in 1992 in America and

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 * they just did they don't know what

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 * causes it they know it's a phenomenon

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 * there's like and the range of shit that

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 * can quote unquote cause spontaneous

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 * human combustion is kind of insane it's

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 * like one is I mean of course it's like

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 * ghosts you know that's one thing you

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 * could say a diamond edit which is a way

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 * to just kind of like not not by I'll be

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 * the skeptic here I'm not buying a demon

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 * I mean it's just tell me number two um

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 * and then there was there there was you

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 * know there saying sir from outside

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 * sources what's like you know like a

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 * cigarette ash or like something that

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 * happened

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 * and that subcutaneous fat can home look

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 * at that yeah you're like this the stuff

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 * that's like right under your skin can

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 * hold methane and they're saying that

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 * there's like something about like if you

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 * like fall asleep but like a cigarette in

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 * your hand and then like it can set fire

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 * to be fast it splits open the skin they

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 * call it the wick effect yeah it splits

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 * it splits open the skin and the

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 * subcutaneous fat is ignited by a

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 * cigarette or book and also a lot of the

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 * cases happen near fireplaces or chimneys

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 * yeah and this case he was near if I was

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 * in the fireplace always huffing on the

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 * fume that's what's weird that his head

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 * was in the goddamn fireplace is really

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 * yeah I didn't need that detail yeah well

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 * it was ill he was so he burnt to know

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 * there was a fire in the fireplace

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 * well there was it was like he's got set

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 * on fire and he's like oh yeah fire

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 * better go in there for Varga that saves

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 * the cremation process a bit of time but

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 * hey making Finnerty and if a burning up

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 * I have got to make sure I'm in knew it

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 * the logs he's polite he's burning alive

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 * from the inside be polite and the the

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 * fire always starts in the torso and

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 * spreads out so most of the time the only

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 * things that they find that aren't

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 * charred and burnt completely are like

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 * hands and feet so imagine just a court

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 * like a skeleton like a burnt corpse who

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 * just the only thing that they have or

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 * just their hands and their feet I see it

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 * too many times it's kind of fun though

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 * at the same time I'd kind of like to see

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 * it just want to shake his hand be like

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 * why haven't you been at work lately and

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 * another thing they also said hahahaha

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 * and the other thing it says ball

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 * lightning yeah

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 * ball lightning lightning can occur and

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 * in orbs really and like I'm a little

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 * like ball lightning will just come

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 * through a window of somebody's house and

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 * set them on fire which is like the most

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 * random most random shitty thing that can

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 * happen to a human beings just like the

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 * odd playing craps yeah it's just close

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 * your window if you're getting chased by

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 * ball lightning you know you're just not

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 * getting that promotion you just deserve

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 * to die

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 * you just have always yeah yeah you're

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 * done Darlene's not going to be with you

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 * darling died 20 years ago charlie

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 * ya know and that's just you told the

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 * pictures out throw them away stop

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 * looking at her face Miguel lose some

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 * weight

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 * ya get better with yourself escape from

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 * the ball lightning that's following you

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 * everywhere you go come to America open

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 * up a deli yeah just get out of Ireland

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 * Michael favourtie for me I could have

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 * bought your ticket come here cop joke

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 * it's like Miss Cleo I don't know what

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 * that is it is all of all of your accents

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 * always turn in Jamaican accent ha ha

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 * Mandela's makeup hey auntie bumble

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 * cotton over clap um that's all I know

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 * how to do the only and that's the fourth

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 * cause of internal combustion fuckin

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 * human combustion yeah one of the only

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 * actual witnesses there are two something

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 * that they think could have turned into

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 * spontaneous human combustion something

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 * like it is uh there was a little girl in

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 * England in the 70s or 80s and her mother

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 * witnessed that stories really fun I love

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 * that story yeah that's a her mother they

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 * were walking up the driveway and all of

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 * a sudden these blue lights starting

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 * appearing belief beneath the little

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 * girl's feet like these like blue flames

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 * like methane yeah like like the type of

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 * flame that you get when you've never

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 * yeah yeah yeah and so like the woman

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 * like grab the kid and pulled her shoes

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 * off brought her into the house and like

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 * threw into a tub of water and she didn't

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 * explode but sills like these big huge

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 * flames but upon urner like I like them

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 * yeah like yeah flames of a burner like a

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 * pilot light yeah yeah whoa the authors

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 * say something about like right before

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 * your body you can slap it I mean if you

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 * late no but that's what they said is the

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 * you xdc you you go into a trance yeah

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 * that like you're you freeze up and that

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 * your body kind of like shuts down and

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 * then so you don't know you're bursting

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 * in flames yeah you essentially kind of

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 * like shut down we'll say the body does a

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 * very nice job from death

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 * whenever all these near-death stories

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 * everyone's like it was the most peaceful

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 * I've ever been yeah at the end I was

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 * just like I am ready to go and then they

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 * had to come back and you know

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 * yeah and steel with this foot into a

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 * podcast yeah but that's a UH but you're

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 * at your brain I don't know what what is

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 * it do what I mean besides just being

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 * conscious of the fact that we're gonna

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 * die I feel like it's just the nicest

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 * thing that we have evolved because our

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 * time is that

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 * happen like why does our body radius for

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 * death and that's the day it's it's weird

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 * that's some sort of evolution thing

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 * because doesn't evolution prepare you to

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 * survive not to die but then you also see

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 * the same phenomenon with the dogs and

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 * somebody I was only when I any very fast

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 * I feel like he was like totally ready to

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 * go my daugther Pomeranian a big teddy

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 * bear

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 * r.i.p i love teddy bear i don't want to

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 * get that i want to do this you can't get

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 * emotional no I know I like I don't want

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 * you to write his Pomeranian Volta yeah

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 * he would have died from internal

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 * combustion it would have been a durable

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 * coal he is a flame but he is running

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 * down and he's got little boo-boos coming

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 * out of his butt that are also a flame I

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 * just wonder about it but I think that

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 * animals haven't every more like sort of

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 * direct idea of when they're gonna die

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 * but it's like our brain kind of like

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 * even though we know we're gonna die it's

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 * like our when we're ready

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 * I mean I'm also one of those people

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 * believe that when I'm on my deathbed and

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 * I'm 86 cuz I'm in died 87 you know

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 * because from our psychic experience yeah

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 * and that I'm gonna go kicking screaming

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 * yeah I'm not gonna be one of those who's

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 * like I'm ROH oh I've lived so many years

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 * there's no reason for me to be around

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 * anymore I'm gonna be like everyone's

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 * gonna hate being around me when I'm done

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 * yeah I can't wait I'm just got to still

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 * be kids and be like breathe into my

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 * mouth let me steal years from you brace

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 * you love a god let me drink your blood

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 * let me be human again nothing that's the

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 * best way to live forever

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 * Bob solutely I mean that's what I mean

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 * have my brain put into a robot body soon

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 * as it's fucking available good idea yeah

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 * that's a real good at this year's is not

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 * I think I don't care what a psychic says

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 * it's not last in 96 years this body is

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 * not for this body's not for like this is

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 * my starter body not a long-distance body

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 * no no no no I'm gonna get it better

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 * about it in this it's gonna be robot it

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 * no you have a great body I think that

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 * yeah I mean that's the thing I mean if

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 * you're gonna go though it sounds like

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 * this this combustion situation isn't

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 * that bad you don't know it sounds like

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 * it's also incredibly painful

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 * ya know you don't know your body can

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 * freeze up but I'd imagine your mind is

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 * probably this

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 * on visit revealed outside as soon as

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 * your body goes through an insane trauma

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 * like that it just shuts down you don't

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 * feel anything you just you just go on

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 * and frankly then when you when you're

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 * above and your spirit self you look down

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 * and you're like oh my God my awesome

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 * dude yeah like I'm burnt to a crisp man

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 * like that's pretty cool you know another

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 * theory about a spontaneous combustion is

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 * that the body contains an electrical

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 * field yeah that sometimes like in that

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 * the methane it's another methane thing

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 * is that the electrical field somehow

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 * ignites the methane in the body like in

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 * the gastrointestinal tract it just

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 * didn't ignites that and then that

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 * ignites the the anybody ever talked

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 * about like the feathers maybe like two

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 * groups of like military might going on

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 * in your body all times and like they fat

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 * they fight they battle and then and then

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 * sometimes like a big explosion happens

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 * and you it I think that those people

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 * would be severely deluded then they

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 * would be living in a sort of yeah they

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 * would they would probably kill

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 * themselves oh because they were you know

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 * they're like I've got to end the war

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 * yeah yeah I've got to end the war side

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 * of me so I better blow up the world yeah

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 * that's the thing just the fact that our

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 * bodies can just I guess randomly explode

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 * is kind of interesting I love it I just

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 * wish I was walking down the street and I

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 * got splattered with a whole bunch of

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 * goop and blood like a Gallagher concert

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 * I'm like oh wow that dude just exploded

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 * like well I'm insane it's like if I was

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 * going to commit suicide just Afghanistan

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 * is basically what we're asking for yeah

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 * it's like we're like little IEDs yeah I

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 * just want a little human IEDs running

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 * all over town they do that they do with

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 * children they play pot they take little

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 * kids they put they line their clothes

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 * with grenades and they walk up to

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 * America American soldiers go in medical

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 * in automatic America they're like we've

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 * got to save this kid they pick up the

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 * kidney boom any fucking blows up kills

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 * everybody man they can't trust anybody

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 * over there yeah that's a good point I

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 * think that I mean yeah that's the

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 * closest thing that I can think of right

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 * now to actually being able to humanely

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 * combust yeah I just can't wait anyway if

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 * you would if you would combust the

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 * amount of goop that would come out of

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 * your body

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 * God knows I feel like it would look like

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 * you just harness the energy that came

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 * off of me burning oh yeah you could run

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 * this whole Creek in the cave yeah Green

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 * cave Seattle as a matter of fact yeah

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 * you the Space Needle could be I could be

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 * completely uh

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 * you know full of electricity for decades

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 * that would be really

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 * based upon your blood technically I

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 * would fix our energy crisis problem yeah

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 * yeah you should humanely combust just

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 * for the world I don't want to take my

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 * gift of laughter away from the world by

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 * just exploding that's a good point

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 * you know I don't want to take that away

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 * from people that's true because people

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 * love you Henry and I don't want you to

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 * take that away from the model people

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 * like extravagantly tolerate me as I

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 * think is that they really just be really

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 * really just they're really into just

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 * like being a fine that I'm around

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 * drowning or humanely combust what you

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 * gonna call human like a bus Marcus

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 * humanely combust I'm going drowning

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 * I'm just routed well this wiper then

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 * combinations over isn't it um I just

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 * wonder I'm dying

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 * our bodies are weird you know and then

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 * run is weird are my funny is my but it's

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 * very weird to do you think this is a

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 * good body

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 * thank you what's you know I will I do

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 * manual labor it's the least flaw in the

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 * coffee shop

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 * I'm a dishwasher so there's a lot of

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 * manual labor involved you do wash those

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 * dishes fake our sleep

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 * I saw you clear those when they do yeah

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 * oh you clean windows I clean windows

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 * that's me I don't know endows icon to

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 * launch in vibe the vindaloo momentum is

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 * coming on Vice people humanely combusted

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 * all over the windows god damn it man but

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 * it makes my Friday stuff I love it

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 * getting the guts out if you ever been by

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 * yourself and in the apartment and like

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 * waiting for something spooky to happen

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 * yeah I'll sometimes sit by myself like a

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 * late into the night

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 * that's why you're Chinese delivery time

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 * like in 30 minutes some Spooky's about

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 * some he's gonna know it's more like 45

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 * minutes

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 * hooman you get it inside of yourself how

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 * long did you eat Chinese food takes me a

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 * solid seven Nancy and hanging out with

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 * Hannah Hannah I'm Hannah with Henry in

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 * Wall Street he comes over we're editing

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 * in this video and he orders some Chinese

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 * food okay it's a one-man order if she

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 * told me it's not up sell you she up

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 * you're relatively easy to upsell

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 * what because she wouldn't understand me

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 * I literally I was I was like I was like

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 * can I get general says small Genesis

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 * Channel gave birth all the were you all

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 * come out of your mouth yes I did yes I

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 * fucking did I fit hi plaintiff or small

19:17
 * General Tso's turns into six dumplings a

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 * large general showers a dumpling egg

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 * roll a side order of rice listen to me

19:25
 * listen to me you fucking asshole fuck

19:28
 * just say I ordered a small change if

19:31
 * it's not what got delivered no because

19:33
 * she was like you'll all combination

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 * accommodate your plate

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 * comment your plate and I was like no no

19:37
 * no no I just want a small General Tso's

19:39
 * chicken that comes to white rice a

19:40
 * comment as you play call arrow arrow and

19:42
 * I was like I know that I know what

19:44
 * fucking does okay and I was getting

19:46
 * irritated with a woman in the end I'm

19:47
 * just like I'm not gonna be racist here

19:49
 * I'm gonna get I'm just gonna take what

19:52
 * you gave me

19:52
 * you got outwitted by an immigrant course

19:54
 * she did hi Julie they're working harder

19:57
 * than us she works for 18 hour to 18

19:59
 * hours a day she's gonna close the fat

20:01
 * people and that's the thing is you she

20:03
 * hung up she was like oh yeah we got six

20:04
 * egg rolls

20:05
 * we got six dumplings and a large

20:08
 * generals house yeah he's a stupid white

20:10
 * dude I told him oh it was just like a

20:11
 * white man it's from like acting like

20:13
 * Irish hello combusted hello yes cheddy

20:16
 * food hey Johnny oh my god you want you

20:19
 * want that you want that yeah this guy's

20:22
 * gonna be a fucking easy mark

20:24
 * he sounds blubbery so anyway the other

20:29
 * thing about spontaneous human combustion

20:31
 * is they did a lot of victims of

20:34
 * spontaneous human combustion have a very

20:36
 * high blood alcohol content when it

20:37
 * happens oh no I mean and I know look at

20:40
 * you no I know I'm sitting next to

20:42
 * fucking WC Fields here and you are I

20:45
 * smell fire coming from stop drinking the

20:50
 * well the more you sweat into that suit I

20:51
 * mean the more dampen is then the less

20:53
 * likely it is your person apply is that

20:55
 * right I mean I hope so yeah because you

20:59
 * just got you're ruining the suit I know

21:01
 * um it's from Calvin Klein I got from Jay

21:04
 * Bilas who ESPN commentator I did I did a

21:07
 * commercial with him and he's exactly my

21:09
 * size

21:10
 * and so this is Jay Bilas his suit he

21:12
 * gave it to me because I told about oh

21:14
 * man I don't have a suit he's like do you

21:17
 * want my suit and I was like no no

21:19
 * are you sure you don't want to like well

21:21
 * I don't have one I gotta go to a wedding

21:23
 * soon so this is Jay Bilas a suit do you

21:26
 * think that's a story there Jay Bilas is

21:28
 * but if there are people out there no and

21:30
 * they'll be like oh that's a really great

21:31
 * story Ben you must be doing very well

21:32
 * and you're right I'm doing fine

21:34
 * Gil do you think the fact that we are

21:36
 * conscious of death and the fact that our

21:39
 * brain senses after death

21:40
 * you think that there is a Ewing it's a

21:42
 * two-way street do you think it's that

21:44
 * there is an afterlife personally read

21:47
 * lock and key by this hill in Rodriguez

21:50
 * character it's the greatest comic ever

21:52
 * about the afterlife in my opinion but

21:54
 * it's not a factual book it's a comic

21:56
 * book there were no factual books about

21:57
 * the afterlife you fucking idiot I don't

22:00
 * know if you books are about the

22:01
 * afterlife no ones you can't write one

22:03
 * when you're dead I'm just saying it I

22:06
 * think I think it's like a chicken in the

22:08
 * egg type conversation where it's like

22:09
 * you leave first

22:11
 * the cow hello you were dealing this

22:14
 * because you don't want to get to the

22:15
 * harder ah screw you don't get your own

22:17
 * podcast man fuck two strikes what you do

22:21
 * from now yeah come on we have the

22:23
 * finished conversation yeah we do um yeah

22:25
 * but yeah I think do you think it's a

22:27
 * chicken and the egg sort of scenario

22:29
 * where we're we fashioned a model of the

22:34
 * afterlife from our own brains and it

22:36
 * because of because our consciousness

22:37
 * creates it that it's real like is it

22:40
 * real like even though it's created by

22:42
 * our brains right the vision of the

22:44
 * afterlife the tunnel of light going to

22:46
 * see God like B being conscious of death

22:49
 * do you think that in the end that that's

22:51
 * what makes it real the fact we think

22:53
 * about it here's something interesting

22:54
 * that they have done scientific tests on

22:57
 * this they do it I think with astronauts

22:59
 * and a test pilot where they put them in

23:02
 * a spinning type thing you remember that

23:04
 * scene in spies like us never they put

23:06
 * them in this yeah the judge I like Jeep

23:08
 * scope something like that but if they

23:10
 * spend these guys long enough then they

23:13
 * will have an actual out-of-body

23:14
 * experience yeah I've heard about that

23:16
 * a lot of evidence about that stuff that

23:19
 * I I nearly died or whatever that is

23:22
 * every single after and it's really

23:23
 * bizarre they're all very similar reading

23:25
 * this book called the secret history of

23:26
 * consciousness that's like kind of like

23:29
 * talks about that a lot of it what it

23:30
 * examines is sort of like

23:33
 * what came to does the brain make

23:35
 * consciousness or is consciousness the

23:37
 * reason why there is life anywhere like

23:39
 * is consciousness its own thing and like

23:42
 * sort of creates its own apparatus and

23:44
 * that you they say that so the brain like

23:48
 * serves as like you know the information

23:51
 * center of your body of course but the

23:53
 * way collects informations all separately

23:55
 * where like the your your optic nerves

23:58
 * and your your oral nerves and like all

24:01
 * that works separately they all collect

24:02
 * different information different parts of

24:04
 * the brain there the what what unites all

24:07
 * of it into a big picture is something

24:09
 * that no one can understand and so a lot

24:11
 * of people talking about that's what

24:12
 * consciousness is which is it is the it

24:15
 * is the thing that wraps up all the

24:17
 * information to how you perceive reality

24:19
 * and that there there's something to the

24:22
 * fact that like astral projection happens

24:24
 * you know it's there's been so much

24:26
 * evidence of it people been talking about

24:27
 * it for years and years and years and the

24:28
 * fact that your brain also knows the

24:31
 * perspective of outside of you I don't

24:34
 * know I feel like we're feeding off of

24:36
 * something bigger I feel like you feed

24:37
 * off of something bigger not a God

24:39
 * because that doesn't exist not a God

24:40
 * with a personality but there's something

24:43
 * that connects there's so much shit that

24:46
 * we don't understand yet

24:47
 * you know much no I mean absolutely I

24:49
 * think that's very true I don't know I

24:53
 * just well I just want to just wonder

24:55
 * like because what makes me think of it

24:56
 * like because something it's it's a it's

24:58
 * some kind of a miraculous event it's a

25:00
 * biblical sounding event like someone's

25:01
 * bursting into flames is something that

25:04
 * like effect you know and you you could

25:06
 * say that like you know a caveman if it's

25:08
 * happened if it's happened through the

25:09
 * course of human existence really a

25:12
 * caveman

25:13
 * watch somebody person to fucking flames

25:15
 * like it just happened and or like you

25:18
 * know they say you know like God punish

25:20
 * this person someone did this right this

25:22
 * is a fucking recorded case of it police

25:25
 * went and looked at it and they're all

25:27
 * justices this is literally the coroner's

25:29
 * ruling yeah like the coroner ruled this

25:32
 * cause of death spontaneous human I will

25:34
 * say that's a great day for the coroner

25:35
 * that's a that's a fun one oh yeah such

25:38
 * absolutely like that are like eaten by

25:40
 * boa constrictor that's a pretty great I

25:43
 * guess you do it

25:44
 * consumed by boa constrictor you know

25:46
 * it's funny is that case in 1992 I

25:49
 * remember reading about that Weekly World

25:51
 * News yeah never I was like I loved

25:53
 * weekly world I was obsessed with eco I

25:55
 * added every single week no one read it

25:58
 * it was so I read it

25:59
 * we read it you also read it at the

26:01
 * supermarket I bought it I never I 299 oh

26:04
 * it was so good my grandmother used to

26:06
 * buy it but she thought it was real and I

26:08
 * only ever tastic the only time I ever

26:09
 * purchased it was when they covered the

26:11
 * Zodiac killer when there's a cat

26:13
 * killings in New York that's the thing so

26:15
 * many great things in the Weekly World

26:17
 * News all no but I will say and I think

26:18
 * as far as the afterlife goes it's real

26:20
 * when you die you don't die that's my

26:22
 * personal opinion

26:23
 * really yeah I think you become a ghost

26:24
 * why not oh it makes sense do you think

26:27
 * but I'll put in terms of we just had a

26:29
 * ghost adventure right and we read a lot

26:31
 * about ghosts my personal opinion is that

26:33
 * ghosts don't have a consciousness a

26:35
 * ghost don't know that they're ghosts

26:38
 * they talk about energy energy and that

26:39
 * that what a ghost is is just a hazel is

26:43
 * a is a memory on loop trapped in a space

26:46
 * I mean I don't know they I mean like I

26:50
 * said before I think that if you're a

26:52
 * ghost and you you stick around I think

26:54
 * it's because you died before your time

26:55
 * that's why it's mostly like murder

26:56
 * victims young children that died is

26:58
 * there such a thing as your time though

27:00
 * like this is your time body goes that's

27:02
 * my opinion I think if you if I did get

27:05
 * hit by a truck now right out here on

27:07
 * Jackson Avenue

27:08
 * I shouldn't be dead yet I am I should

27:10
 * have a heart attack so I'm gonna haunt

27:11
 * Jackson Jackson I'm gonna go to sweet

27:14
 * leaf - fantastic coffee shop and I mean

27:16
 * you have a podcast okay although all the

27:19
 * podcasts have taken over the yeah what

27:24
 * are you talking about he dies I lose

27:25
 * half my shows yeah you got to stay alive

27:28
 * this whole thing's gonna gain triple the

27:30
 * audience that's sad

27:32
 * all right everybody that's been this

27:34
 * last episode Henry I must say every time

27:36
 * I do this show with you you blow my mind

27:38
 * and you're a brilliant man but I've had

27:41
 * these ideas though are very very smart

27:43
 * you just gotta smoke bowls you know I

27:46
 * got to start smoking our bowls I mean is

27:48
 * it a Henry just a brilliant guy is just

27:50
 * got a smoke I think you just have to

27:52
 * smoke weed watch only horror movies a

27:54
 * lot of time by yourself yeah you know

27:57
 * just

27:58
 * the shun shun a lot of connections with

28:00
 * people and you can get there you can get

28:02
 * to where I am do podcasts all the time

28:06
 * yeah so ladies and Johnny that's that's

28:08
 * the road to success listen to Henry ah

28:09
 * yeah

28:10
 * yeah I'm gonna follow his path alright

28:12
 * guys we're gonna talk to you very soon

28:13
 * yeah

28:19
 * gusto lations a goose elation rosh

28:23
 * hashanah aya hope it is a merry yet

28:26
 * somber time that's right

28:28
 * don't forget the pain eat honey is that

28:32
 * what they do in Russia sure they do they

28:34
 * eat honey cakes I think we should edit

28:42
 * out that cow thing

28:46
 * [Laughter]