Episode 15: Hoodoo Voodoo/Transcript

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 * there's no place to escape to this is

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 * the last talk on the left that's when

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 * the cannibalism started ladies and

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 * gentlemen welcome to the last podcast on

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 * the left for Marcus Parks I'm VIN Kissel

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 * with this is always the scientist the

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 * mastermind the evil genius that is

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 * Broadway Henry Zebrowski runway and

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 * dancing lovin and Kissin singing and

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 * dancing Broadway Henry Zebrowski

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 * Broadway Andrews a brass key ladies and

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 * gentlemen catches performance right

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 * after How to Succeed in Business Without

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 * Really Trying I'm really tryin to I'm

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 * doing this musical now where it's just

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 * me dressed up as a big egg and I come

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 * out of a chicken's twat

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 * Oh what came first the chickens Twatter

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 * the egg me Henry Zebrowski owes about

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 * scald I came first ha ha don't look at

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 * my love life hello nice if you were you

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 * take it I was hey alright yeah I always

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 * pick up the easy things alright ladies

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 * and gentlemen today we are gonna take a

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 * small break from chasing the boogeyman

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 * I'll tell you our Goods we're tired

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 * we're fat rocky Marcus you go for

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 * another month but Henry man can hide you

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 * know what I mean we didn't know that

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 * about him no and I'm just where we got

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 * our flashlights and we got our fucking

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 * chasing or boogeyman shoes on and

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 * there's just no the poom ways to do it

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 * every week no way to do so we're giving

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 * a small breakout but we did have our

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 * correspondent the very amazing Kiki

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 * caprile go to New Orleans and interview

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 * a live view priest in Monga oh good down

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 * to Jamaica good mood oh my god ah sounds

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 * a little bit like Cleo is that that

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 * madam Cleo I would I have discover all

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 * of my accents the best part about doing

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 * a voodoo segment is that every time I

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 * would do an accident slowly but surely

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 * turns into Jamaican anyway well like

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 * Wisconsin is like oh don't you want to

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 * be outside to cheese Canton

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 * Oh Jamaica I'm so yeah well it sounds

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 * very good I know now I've never been in

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 * New Orleans I know that New Orleans is

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 * an incredibly haunted place absolutely

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 * is because of number one they had a sort

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 * of free slaves community there there was

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 * there was there for a long time

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 * from which they had a huge influx of

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 * African cultural this is the thing from

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 * came over evidently outnumbered the the

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 * European folk they got to go to one

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 * basically they were living there as free

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 * people right but it also infused all

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 * their sort of African cultures but it

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 * was also a haven for criminals and I

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 * like it still is what's part of the

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 * culture yeah it's got it you know it's a

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 * it's the perfect home for rapists in New

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 * Orleans and loved beignets you know like

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 * if you like beignets or crawfish it's

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 * good there as well absolutely and no

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 * voodoo spell can ever be complete

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 * without the shell of a crawfish yeah

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 * that's when you own Orleans is a

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 * fantastic place for them is it true I

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 * have no idea but I would assume you

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 * gotta use some crustacean creatures of

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 * and at some point in every ritual don't

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 * you believe I think so absolutely now

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 * normally I mean on every topic we

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 * normally choose it's like I I get

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 * something we're basically pretty

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 * familiar in but like I'm as I'm as white

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 * as a polar bears nutsack so actually

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 * that's the darkest part on the polar

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 * bears no way that's insane so it's kind

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 * of a gray right um but I know next to

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 * nothing about it and that's why here at

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 * last podcast we're always looking always

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 * out there looking for information if we

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 * don't know it we're gonna send somebody

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 * out in the field and figure it out cool

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 * I want to find informations vagina and I

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 * just want a little hat you're not in the

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 * right spot Henry Henry you looking in

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 * the wrong spot handwork and I'm wobbling

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 * can you double it and real hard to make

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 * you feel some pleasure let's double it

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 * damnit it's like to be with me I would

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 * imagine you should give my girlfriend

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 * all I feel like you're just the man she

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 * wants I just don't even I don't eat the

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 * vagina I just kind of put my lipsticks

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 * to it and bark at it yeah exactly

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 * that were the one connection of Voodoo I

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 * do have is that growing up in what Haven

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 * Queens there was a time when my

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 * neighborhood was basically completely

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 * run by the Mafia for four decades the

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 * good old days

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 * good old days which is really sad but we

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 * used to keep the neighborhood like very

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 * safe but in a mafia type safe and it was

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 * just one night the Mafia literally moved

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 * out and this the a whole new Haitian

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 * population moved into my part of Queens

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 * horse and buggies always like literally

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 * like one day it's big fat Italian guys

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 * and leather jackets hanging outside of

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 * the one place and the next day it was a

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 * giant naked black man proof that's just

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 * where what happened and so naked just a

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 * naked naked man well you know I remember

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 * my mom literally just like going like oh

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 * oh like is all he's just like just naked

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 * man and shoes no thinking sure had shoes

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 * on just entirely well you have to get

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 * dressed to go to the job interviews

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 * concrete is hot in the summer absolutely

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 * they're not stupid I mean the tip of his

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 * dick was probably burning yeah but God

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 * knows but to knew where I lived was it

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 * was Forest Park out in Queens and there

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 * was these rash of rats going on in

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 * association with voodoo because they

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 * would do a lot of animal sacrifice and

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 * in order to it you and it's like the

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 * whole neighborhood was also had these

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 * sort of like voodoo head shops it's like

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 * you go in the back of a sort of any sort

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 * of bodega

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 * and you'd see like a door open and in

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 * the back would be a place where they

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 * just sold food ooh paraphernalia place

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 * goal candles and very so fun stuff a lot

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 * really creepy shit and they still do

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 * that they still do that there are a lot

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 * of bodegas in New York where they still

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 * hold a Haitian voodoo rituals and like

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 * Santeria was huge yeah Berg a couple of

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 * months back to recall that fire that

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 * broke out on the third floor during a

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 * Haitian ritual yeah the hey flames a

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 * sexual ritual to bring to bring good

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 * luck

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 * hi it's fine

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 * killing an old lady well yeah not to her

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 * yeah yeah um when I was ill experienced

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 * mutations you we went out fuck when we

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 * went out into the forest basically was

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 * me and my buddy were playing at the park

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 * and we saw these police lines so we like

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 * ran out into the like wooded area to

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 * look where the police lines were is

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 * where all these rest were happening we

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 * walked past the police lines to this

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 * sort of cleared out area that was like

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 * it was completely cleared out or just

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 * dirt and they they had taken logs and

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 * had like made a circle of logs in this

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 * area and also said ruggsville center of

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 * it was soaked with blood

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 * oh really the floor was soaked with

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 * blood everything was covered in blood it

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 * was just all like filled with like look

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 * like commotion happened there now what

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 * kind of animals do you think it was what

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 * kind of animal blood was it those

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 * chickens and goats chickens and goats

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 * okay what Lord the Lord has really have

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 * the most uh the the classiest palate it

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 * always just seems to be relatively cheap

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 * poultry yeah or goats who's eating goats

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 * anymore I like goat do you like a guy he

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 * goat interesting I would like a more I

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 * wouldn't if I was a god nothing boy grow

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 * don't worry gras foie gras foie gras I

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 * like he didn't go cuz it's like eating

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 * the devil yes yes I like Beale so I like

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 * you are kind of like a veal I am that's

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 * how I keep myself a little caged it just

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 * fits my body my legs a good soft and hmm

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 * so you see our little human wire box but

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 * it's is what I tell it what it's boys if

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 * you're gonna eat me it's MIT it's

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 * because it is lecture plaits I love your

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 * tits and I would love to nibble on them

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 * sometimes so you come upon this place in

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 * Queens it's blood all over the place

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 * what was the initial reaction between

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 * you and your buddy awesome

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 * yeah well with the blood like all we

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 * wanted to do that was great yeah we went

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 * to we looked at it that was it

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 * and then I just and then from then on

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 * you know and you know the Haitians are

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 * it's a very sort of ask Evan Burnett

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 * would say it's a it's a they're they're

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 * a culture that has some backwards issues

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 * well I was watching this show My Big Fat

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 * Gypsy Wedding over the weekend and if

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 * you get a chance really check it out and

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 * it's very Haitian ask you know

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 * everything the rules don't really matter

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 * fellas can just do this thing called

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 * grabbing which is where they just

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 * go in they grab a girl and they force

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 * him to kiss though it's called grab and

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 * just call grabby and it's not rape or

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 * sexual misconduct anything like that

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 * girls are like oh well we got to be

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 * careful out there today because people

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 * are gonna be grabbing and I don't want

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 * to get grabbed that's why I kiss him

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 * you remember Skitch in snow what's

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 * kitchen kitchen is when you grab on if

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 * you're on rollerblades and you grab onto

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 * the back of a pickup truck or it's like

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 * some sort of SUV and ride with it oh

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 * it's video game called Skitch in Oh

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 * Larry yeah it's like Skitch and there

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 * should be a video game called grabbin

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 * grabbin what do you do you grab a girl

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 * yeah it's very fun I mean they dress

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 * very very slutty over there similar to

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 * the Haitian gals they dress beautiful as

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 * well well the Haitian Vodou is also

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 * that's where we get the word zombie from

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 * is that right now yeah so get dried to

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 * bring people back to life for years oh

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 * no what uh what zombification is what

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 * they actually do in haiti is uh it's it

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 * was all laid out in this book which was

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 * later made into a movie with Bill

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 * Pullman Coleman hey Bowman which one the

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 * serpent in rainbow which one's destroyed

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 * is a rainbow Henry yeah see the you know

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 * ladies and gentlemen this is the last

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 * podcast recommendation in the rainbow

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 * you will not not be you will not go away

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 * the same yeah it's all about Haitian

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 * voodoo and we you're gonna feel it in

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 * your testicles the last scene is guest

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 * ball-breaking seen in in television

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 * history I like it yeah exactly you're

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 * really gonna like this movie but now

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 * every single Japanese businessman jacks

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 * off to the end of them because it is

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 * just testicle fortitude and it's at best

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 * well how they actually do the zombies

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 * it's a powder type thing and the they'll

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 * use this powder and essentially destroys

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 * it's like a lobotomy huh yeah it's why

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 * doesn't actually kill them it doesn't

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 * actually kill them no it's like a

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 * lobotomy type thing we're they're kind

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 * of out for three days or so and the wake

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 * back up again but they have no real

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 * mental functions whatsoever and they

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 * just take commands you can tell us some

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 * of the good guys yeah we need to get

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 * some of this yeah and that's a there and

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 * they were just known as The Walking Dead

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 * because they had no yeah motion

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 * I fish it sounds like as well yeah

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 * that's what that's where we get the

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 * concept of zombies that's really sweet

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 * now do the movie white zombie like 1930s

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 * movie why tell me with Bela Lugosi I

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 * thought that coin the phrase ambience

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 * all visits a Haitian word okay

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 * yeah but it's probably like so yeah like

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 * that's like you can uh yeah it's a

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 * zombie now oh you need answers

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 * white zombie is a very interesting

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 * looking film but it is boring because it

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 * is old that's right a white zombie and

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 * surfing in the rainbow if you want to

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 * watch some high-quality

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 * voodoo type film I Tommy I'll be watch

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 * very stoned or you know what you can do

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 * if you have never an off the sound

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 * liquid on an alloy to the wall yeah

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 * you'll be amazed it's the same thing

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 * just just like Wizard of Oz yeah what I

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 * did man eat a couple xanax smoke a

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 * fuckin bowl and then just you know put

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 * your a plastic bag of her head for like

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 * three minutes and then just watch that

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 * movie it's really good the idea and you

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 * mentioned of course the hauntings in New

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 * Orleans the famous house that our

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 * correspondent Kiki also went to the

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 * Laurel lalalaura house lalalaura house

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 * yes the lalalaura house and say that

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 * again la la Laurie how is it spelled la

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 * la you are AI e la la Laurie I thought

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 * you just can't read you're a fucking

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 * asshole that you're you're drunk not

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 * drunk but I can't read so what is wrong

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 * with hell

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 * oh no man I think you've had enough

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 * giveaways Big O son ah yes when come on

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 * Nadia light or did you ever grow obvious

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 * no I'm gonna put put goals here in the

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 * morning cause I'm out i'm a boudreaux

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 * here going out solo lord invention who

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 * was established 150 years ago in New

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 * Orleans a lot of slave action happened

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 * there a lot of brutal sexual thing slave

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 * actions that like slave fight scene

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 * slave fight scenes slave you reap your

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 * run rapier two slaves one enters both

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 * get bought that's right neither of them

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 * really get to leave so that's kind of

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 * sad it's in the French Quarter there

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 * it's now owned by horses slave wisly

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 * snakes omar epps in slave first is slave

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 * seven Wow who's in the first one um

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 * there was a pointier yeah and then of

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 * course that guy from Star Trek I

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 * remember hat would be levar burton

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 * future future blind yeah that's right I

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 * think that's what it wasn't that his

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 * name on the show yeah future glory what

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 * was his name on the on Star Trek Geordi

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 * LaForge Geordi Oh Geordi that's a story

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 * Geordi LaForge Geordi LaForge why are

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 * you making that face Geordi LaForge is a

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 * bad name for the Futurity come yet

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 * Geordi no i'm jory laughs ooh I mean

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 * it's no John Luc Picard or William Riker

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 * what are these little black rose'

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 * fucking names in Star Trek it's the

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 * future card the French don't win in the

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 * future I've seen the man maybe the

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 * Creoles win in the end that's what it is

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 * voodoo does it maybe they all do that's

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 * what Sartre comes from it's just a

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 * culture of voodoo priestesses that just

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 * made all these bald white men it's

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 * possible I mean you look at that Klingon

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 * come on down to the duck trick and

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 * praise ABBA good crop it up come on yeah

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 * all right we're gonna bring in keiki our

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 * number one gal and correspondence I

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 * don't mean to add a layer of racism to

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 * this show I know I mean that's why

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 * you're racist because you don't mean to

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 * do it

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 * like happens it is beautiful he gay get

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 * that get to white ass turn up Mel what

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 * you got your yd up walk get gap you come

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 * out gig a gay girl alright then you

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 * gotta go get her I gotta go get her

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 * yeah you're gonna oh you have a toast

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 * yourself the bones there your your toast

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 * you said the bones and you get your

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 * future ed

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 * I have ya have ya have your back oh oh

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 * now you're being shiny well somebody's

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 * gotta be Chinese cuz you're dropping the

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 * ball on it this week it is a hot room

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 * key key Oh kicki it's like it's really

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 * not it's not fun

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 * what boy bottom-4 McNown might be atcha

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 * Mukai bumbaclot bumbaclot embrace be

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 * John in this thing oh he went back Mecca

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 * welcome back would you like a Kaka oh

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 * yeah you have a cracker they've been

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 * here for a few days but these things

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 * have hands on the cracker damn great to

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 * see them jump those crackers so many

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 * preservatives in there you mentioned a

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 * cracker of a cracker um oh yes please

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 * Gregor luck give me a cracker oh it's

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 * too old for me ah Jamaica I don't even

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 * think I'm gonna cut out any of this no

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 * don't bother it's just so fun all right

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 * we got Giggy with us Kiki thanks so much

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 * so you went on a voyage to New Orleans

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 * you met with a voodoo priestess you look

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 * good where are your beads did you it by

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 * the way Howard did anyone offer you bees

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 * to show they get any beads no beads at

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 * all it was the offseason a lot of

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 * there's war I just feel like there's an

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 * offseason for tits yes

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 * well not in New York that's right there

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 * the one weekend when there wasn't some

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 * kind of festival going on oh well it was

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 * kind of nice you can actually walk down

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 * the street no and let's vomit all over

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 * the sand so everything like that well

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 * it's still it's still a good

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 * lavalla yeah absolutely - crawfish and

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 * dancin mixin that's absolute games so

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 * Kiki let it drink hurricanes right drink

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 * hurricanes oh my god so you were down

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 * there in New Orleans and you got to

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 * interview a voodoo priestess what was

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 * her name

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 * priestess Miriam okay and now she was a

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 * nicer gal and she was a little

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 * apprehensive at first correct yeah she

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 * is a 67 year old african-american lady

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 * fantastic she Jamaican no she was born

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 * in Mississippi interesting and so are

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 * you gonna go from there yeah from this

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 * out see up at Leon and she's the

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 * priestess of the Buddhist spiritual

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 * temple okay now do they have different

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 * like denominations in Voodoo did you

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 * find that out or no they do they have

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 * new or a Louisiana voodoo and they also

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 * have Haitian voodoo and they have

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 * southern hoodoo whoa hoodoo southerner

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 * who do was just like a book song lirik

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 * every time someone walks in the door

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 * these doubts of a hoodoo hey oh I'll be

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 * left there for pies on this block yup

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 * how's hoodoo be taking these pies Boesel

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 * sounds like a sexual move the southern

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 * hoodoo southern hoodoo yeah you just

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 * suck on the heels until I pull it's a

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 * very attractive add that I would like to

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 * see it done to my studio and you yell

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 * who do when you come exactly so you're

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 * interviewing the fantastic voodoo

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 * priestess and which one of those three

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 * categories does she fall under she falls

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 * under Haitian voodoo she's Haitian now

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 * is Haitian voodoo more serious than

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 * Louisiana voodoo I don't think so I

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 * think the Louisiana voodoo has more of a

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 * blend of Catholicism okay okay like

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 * scent like Santeria yeah interesting

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 * so do is it there are there war like the

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 * Catholics and the Episcopalians they

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 * don't get along are they does she not

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 * agree with these uh these southern

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 * hoodoos or Louisiana Voodoo's I don't

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 * think there's really a rivalry that's

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 * gonna read all that I want that I'm

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 * aware yeah yeah they should renew just

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 * more it's like pure

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 * doing where the other the the Louisiana

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 * they put like Virgin Mary in it and so

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 * right so when you showed up

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 * and you want to have the field recorder

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 * what did she tell you because I love it

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 * I love the text message so high I showed

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 * up to her shop on rampart Street in the

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 * French Quarter and it's an actual shop

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 * the front part so we go in and there's

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 * there's a sign about what you have to do

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 * when you enter like enter with peace in

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 * your heart go to priestess but stand I

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 * have in my heart so I enter and she's

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 * behind the counter and the front part is

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 * it like just selling like yeah you do

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 * stuff and didn't have like marijuana

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 * products my name's yeah okay good yeah

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 * John Olsen shop cuz there's a lot of

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 * like fake voodoo places okay especially

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 * on Bourbon Street

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 * oh there's like kind of like for

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 * tourists right yeah just me out there

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 * dress with a rap on my head just going

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 * come on jump up but good your septum ads

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 * oh I gotta go in there he seems like a

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 * real voodoo priestess schedule yes we go

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 * in and I'm with two other girlfriends

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 * and there's a bunch of other people in

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 * the shop as well and she's when you're

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 * getting creaky she's behind the counter

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 * and we're kind of looking around and

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 * she's like oh like what's your deal and

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 * I so like when you walk in you're like

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 * are you looking to buy or just browsing

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 * you're like I'm looking to buy I'm I

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 * want to buy some voodoo I want to buy

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 * booty magic give me three booties I'm

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 * like oh you know I we got left is Hootie

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 * I'm really I'm really interested in

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 * voodoo like could I talk to you about it

20:03
 * and she just off the bat she did not

20:05
 * like me why is that you thinking I did

20:08
 * or what actually I think because she

20:09
 * misunderstood me I told her that I

20:12
 * didn't know anything about voodoo and I

20:14
 * wanted to learn and I think she

20:16
 * misunderstood me and thought that I said

20:18
 * that I knew a lot about it oh okay oh

20:21
 * yeah which is hard it's Oliver Dupree

20:23
 * says looks oh you knew voodoo Oh guts

20:26
 * grow you know what's funny is I do

20:27
 * voodoo - yeah that's Andres yeah I do I

20:30
 * tell some pretty funny jokes to the docs

20:32
 * yeah yeah guys think I'm quite a

20:33
 * comedian myself about the deadly drug

20:36
 * about the two boys walking into a bar

20:39
 * yeah so she loves it but she

20:41
 * my friends and she was like kind of

20:43
 * doing reading she was like oh I can tell

20:45
 * you you're sad you must miss someone and

20:49
 * just crying for fuel like I'm just my

20:51
 * boyfriend he's in Baton Rouge oh oh yeah

20:54
 * that's far and that she wouldn't let us

20:58
 * have our phones out because she was

21:00
 * afraid that we were gonna like take

21:01
 * pictures and like steal her so he had

21:03
 * the same thing happen when we went to

21:04
 * visit the psychic where they were really

21:06
 * uppity about us excuse me yeah there's

21:11
 * like the front room that was a shop and

21:13
 * then there was a middle room that you

21:14
 * could see had all the jars of like the

21:16
 * herbs and all I thought you were gonna

21:18
 * say like pickled little fetuses no there

21:20
 * was no make it legit no it had like all

21:22
 * the herbs and stuff and it had a big

21:25
 * sign it says you must ask ask permission

21:26
 * to enter cool so we didn't go back there

21:29
 * it's like the adult video section it's

21:32
 * like the only video yeah except it's a

21:33
 * bunch of Voodoo yeah well you know one

21:36
 * makes you hard another one cut the dick

21:38
 * off

21:38
 * voodoo makes your penis shrink and fall

21:40
 * off um so it's true though I thought it

21:44
 * was no more than a tune that there was

21:47
 * Louisiana so I mentioned that I wanted

21:49
 * to talk to her and kind of like explain

21:51
 * the podcast and she would just say she

21:53
 * just started talking about Fox News and

21:56
 * what my ambitions were if I want to work

21:59
 * for Fox News and if you wanna be the

22:01
 * next if I want to be the next Glenn Beck

22:03
 * is really bad which is yeah the thing is

22:06
 * that it is actually your dream which was

22:08
 * she's a pretty good psychic yeah there

22:10
 * ender where there were a lot of pictures

22:12
 * of Barack Obama around those Warren she

22:15
 * had a big flag that had like a picture

22:18
 * of him and some like African well I'm

22:20
 * sure he's gonna love that for his

22:21
 * reelection campaign yeah yeah the border

22:23
 * like booty who loves me he's got the

22:25
 * Voodoo vote yeah oh you know how you

22:27
 * know sell him your stumping for Obama

22:28
 * what are you gonna say Henry oh you know

22:30
 * voodoo my godness over the mark mama oh

22:36
 * did you get to see lots of girls I loved

22:39
 * America look mama

22:42
 * that's jaw really continue I'm like that

22:44
 * Kiki no she did not just load she was

22:47
 * very slow talking and she's kind of

22:49
 * quiet did you have a lazy eye or

22:51
 * anything she didn't she didn't have any

22:53
 * like

22:53
 * shouldn't have any crazy physical do you

22:56
 * have any like psychic weird sack eul's

22:59
 * like that we had our side the one I

23:00
 * think they're fake still but no she just

23:03
 * looks like a like an old grandma looking

23:05
 * oh oh so you can trust her yeah just

23:07
 * look at the matrix yeah you know was it

23:09
 * like that yeah like that what I was

23:12
 * talking about voodoo so you get in oh

23:14
 * yeah so then she but she told me to come

23:17
 * back then if I was really interested I

23:18
 * should come back the next day cool

23:20
 * because she said one o'clock come back

23:21
 * tomorrow at 1:00 I don't have anything

23:23
 * going on come back so it come back the

23:25
 * next day and I go into the storefront

23:27
 * and she's in the back and there's her

23:30
 * assistant at the desk I'm like oh I'm

23:32
 * here to see Miriam and she's like oh who

23:34
 * can I tell is calling upon her I just

23:38
 * gotta be a dry eye you still abundant

23:40
 * o'clock appointment so Marion of kaykai

23:44
 * she goes in the back and Miriam comes

23:47
 * out and she's like ah oh I can't believe

23:49
 * you actually came back like I'm really

23:50
 * surprised yeah but what do you think she

23:53
 * just thought she was scaring you off

23:55
 * yeah so um so she's like okay come with

23:57
 * me

23:58
 * so my goodness that's a scary feeling go

24:00
 * back through the like the first part

24:02
 * that's the store and then we go through

24:03
 * the second part that has all the herbs

24:06
 * and then there's a third room that is

24:08
 * kind of like her office okay you go out

24:11
 * and there's a courtyard and we walk

24:12
 * across a courtyard and we go into this

24:14
 * other building that is her spiritual

24:18
 * temple no and I have some pitiful

24:21
 * flat-screen TV no it did not it was like

24:24
 * our psychic gotta watch me today it was

24:26
 * about the size of the theater upstairs

24:28
 * okay maybe a nice nice we're talking

24:30
 * about 30 by 50 yeah Oh fifty maybe a

24:33
 * little bit longer a little little longer

24:36
 * so it's just like crazy shit everywhere

24:40
 * there's tapestries it's like covered in

24:43
 * tapestry thank God I would glad here you

24:45
 * walk in there just a Simpsons movie

24:47
 * poster yeah like two of those like

24:49
 * electric pole you touch it and you makes

24:51
 * your hair stand up oh that would

24:52
 * actually pretty odd I would like that

24:53
 * yeah there's to those things would get

24:55
 * all the nails sticking out of it statues

24:57
 * all like olives is it all kind of like

25:01
 * mismatched stuff is right stuff whatever

25:03
 * you related

25:04
 * like over the last 17 years yeah she

25:06
 * just she storms the docks and it builds

25:07
 * whatever was ever on loose ships yeah

25:10
 * and then there's also like dollars just

25:13
 * money had money everywhere there's like

25:15
 * dollar bills everywhere that you read

25:17
 * left operand also a lotta bottles of

25:20
 * alcohol nice so she wasn't heavy

25:22
 * alcoholic you well I think no they

25:23
 * weren't open so it's well ramen ramen is

25:26
 * a really big part of Haitian Vodou yeah

25:28
 * ring like a Darrell but a lot of malibu

25:30
 * bottles coconut rum yeah I don't know

25:36
 * how it all got no back walk or not Rama

25:38
 * get ever comin um never make huh I don't

25:41
 * know what it is but it's specifically

25:43
 * Haitian Vodou rum is a really big part

25:44
 * of it alright I like that about it's a

25:46
 * sweet sweet tasting liqueur I like

25:47
 * mojitos I love them anybody pre-seasoned

25:50
 * would so she call you child a lot like

25:53
 * come with me child no no she didn't

25:57
 * oh that's actually she said your name

25:58
 * that's nice so you went back there and

26:01
 * you slammed a whole bunch of her room

26:03
 * and she got super pissed off put a curse

26:04
 * on you and now you're gonna kill us I'm

26:06
 * here okay good so what happened so

26:08
 * you're badly oh and me go to the front

26:10
 * where her like kind of altar table is

26:12
 * and Susie she ever did animal sacrifices

26:15
 * on it I don't know people kill chickens

26:18
 * just to eat him so you'd want Joel to do

26:20
 * ask her about that and she didn't really

26:22
 * answer my question oh she did then yeah

26:25
 * definitely

26:26
 * absolutely so yes she has he's like

26:27
 * wooded chairs that are painted like

26:30
 * brightly painted so she sits in her

26:32
 * altar chair which had like a orthopedic

26:35
 * massage thing on it oh that's good

26:38
 * though no not a booty could ever fix a

26:40
 * bad long baby look at me and all the

26:42
 * whoo do that I do and the who do that

26:44
 * she does when I go to see a doctor

26:46
 * that's right I can just the more you

26:48
 * throw in Voodoo and hoodoo into

26:50
 * sentences the more you could sound like

26:52
 * you're saying things that have meaning

26:54
 * something but don't at all I mean it's a

26:56
 * total hoodoo point absolutely you know

26:58
 * when you boo do who do

26:59
 * Rudy I think after this I'm gonna go

27:01
 * have a hoodoo sandwich absolutely I

27:03
 * don't know man I'm sorry the train was

27:05
 * all her hoodoo Voodoo's of the voodoo

27:07
 * hoodoo you know uh so you're out there

27:09
 * she's getting good lumbar support

27:11
 * because God knows not no animal

27:13
 * sacrifice could ever fix a bad lower

27:15
 * back and she talks to you about what um

27:17
 * so I just

27:18
 * ask her I'm sitting in chair next to her

27:20
 * and I just ask her to like never get

27:22
 * lesbian ish no tension okay I asked her

27:24
 * I kind of just like explained some of

27:26
 * the history of Voodoo at this point she

27:28
 * was allowing me to record her Oh rule

27:31
 * yeah

27:32
 * but then after like three minutes she's

27:34
 * like it's disrupting my vibes or

27:36
 * whatever and she asked me to turn it off

27:37
 * but then nothing was recorded so I think

27:40
 * there was she had put a voodoo hey do

27:44
 * you have but three minutes of dead air

27:45
 * no it just like hadn't recorded that's

27:47
 * all healing him yeah so I don't

27:49
 * that was impressive by the way then so I

27:51
 * think she actually did like put a voodoo

27:53
 * spell on it don't block it out really

27:56
 * interesting what are the main points

27:57
 * that you hit when you guys were talking

27:58
 * the problem is she didn't really answer

28:00
 * any of my questions

28:02
 * psychics Jennifer I'm telling you to

28:04
 * call her now look I'm right here I'm

28:05
 * right call she would look at my magic

28:08
 * grease to boil it not to see you all you

28:10
 * got to begin I would ask her questions I

28:13
 * started off with the general history

28:15
 * like you're like the someone who's new

28:18
 * to voodoo what what do I need to know

28:21
 * about it yeah what's all the Hoodoo

28:22
 * about voodoo er yeah that's all about

28:25
 * she just kept like she talked for like

28:27 15 minutes without stopping but she 28:29
 * didn't really say anything she was just

28:32
 * all about like the spirit and within you

28:34
 * and people happens Mary dude I kind of I

28:41
 * have to hear one more hoodoo thing about

28:43
 * voodoo I am gonna divorce you madam Cleo

28:45
 * I'm out of here Cleo Oh call me later

28:48
 * well what is like the most interesting

28:50
 * chunk did she have anything about like

28:52
 * history or people she's medicine yeah

28:53
 * one thing that was interesting to me was

28:55
 * I was talking to her about how in voodoo

28:58
 * it's one of the only religions that has

29:00
 * women as like the highest yeah it's kind

29:03
 * of interesting to me so I was talking to

29:05
 * her about that and she said it's because

29:07
 * a lot of Voodoo started as like healing

29:09
 * yeah so when people were hurt or if you

29:12
 * had a rash or a wound it was like

29:14
 * learning what like plants in like mud or

29:17
 * whatever you would put on the wound

29:19
 * well that's the first person you go

29:20
 * running to after you get bruises your

29:22
 * mother because if you go to their

29:23
 * father's yell you for getting hurt no

29:25
 * you stick it out

29:26
 * yes also a lot of Voodoo is

29:28
 * to people's problems yes you said it

29:30
 * when women come to her it's more about

29:32
 * like relationships either love

29:35
 * relationships or with family that's

29:37
 * tough and when men come to her it's just

29:39
 * asking her when they're gonna get rich

29:41
 * yeah of course not a man when am I gonna

29:44
 * get rich okay when am I ever gonna

29:46
 * whatever actually have sex yeah that's

29:48
 * what that means now so I get very

29:50
 * interesting it reminds me of a book I

29:52
 * read called the cosmic serpent it talks

29:53
 * about the like witch doctor role in

29:57
 * tribal cultures and about how they

29:59
 * believe because a lot of it I don't know

30:01
 * maybe a backtrack does it do they

30:03
 * overuse hallucinogens in voodoo I tried

30:06
 * to ask her about that kind of stuff and

30:08
 * she didn't really say they're talking

30:10
 * about how hallucinogens open up doors to

30:12
 * natural knowledge about what to use in

30:14
 * the yeah is it more of a hoodoo I think

30:16
 * it's more of a who yeah she was more

30:18
 * she's where these do whose are coming

30:19
 * from yeah the dude was a whole different

30:21
 * group of people they're actually know

30:22
 * nothing to do with voodoo or hoodoo

30:23
 * that's weird

30:24
 * yeah they all just work at McDonald's

30:25
 * and done piss on the fries but you never

30:29
 * know whether up to over there but yeah

30:32
 * that's another question we was talking

30:33
 * about how like there was a role for

30:36
 * either a woman or a man in any sort of

30:37
 * tribe that would be psychotherapists or

30:40
 * healer and doctor and would have a Debby

30:42
 * encyclopedic knowledge of nature around

30:45
 * them basically from hallucinogens and I

30:48
 * love those things I think well I want to

30:49
 * get also apparently yeah I mean I guess

30:51
 * that would be the one thing that they

30:52
 * kind of keep quiet it's very illegal

30:53
 * those hallucinogens and also it's sort

30:55
 * of like the revealing the mirrors in

30:58
 * your magic act like you're just like oh

30:59
 * now I just get everybody trick really

31:01
 * hard on acid and that's where they see

31:02
 * everything but speed of seeing things in

31:05
 * ghosts of that nature you also got to to

31:07
 * were the very very haunted lalla Laurie

31:09
 * house Laurie Laurie house oh just really

31:14
 * quickly tell us about that experience

31:15
 * did you experience anything supernatural

31:17
 * did you feel a vibe or unfortunately I

31:19
 * did not but it was very creepy it's

31:21
 * actually it just man by Nicolas Cage not

31:24
 * anymore he just sold it and he did yeah

31:26
 * there's a lot of money for only two

31:28
 * million dollars which I thought was a

31:29
 * pretty good deal she's getting rid of

31:31
 * property left and we bought it

31:33
 * he bought it for 3.4 million well this

31:35
 * is why the man is going bankrupt yeah

31:37
 * there's actually a really good interview

31:38
 * that he did in 2008 on Letterman it's a

31:41 10-minute interview just about the house 31:43
 * check that YouTube that yeah it's on him

31:46
 * who youtube.com how does that spell that

31:49
 * Y O O T O O B it's actually a chori

31:53
 * oh-oh-oh youtube.com

31:56
 * oh who do YouTube so the lola l'oréal's

31:58
 * you didn't feel anything there but it

32:00
 * was a good experience

32:00
 * yeah it's very creepy she tortured a

32:03
 * bunch of her slaves fantastic and that

32:06
 * cook was chained to the kitchen and they

32:08
 * were having a big party to cook

32:10
 * purposely set fire to the kitchen so

32:12
 * that the slaves would be found she would

32:15
 * be like exposed Wow

32:17
 * that's also and that was in 1883 I think

32:21
 * which is way after slaves were made

32:23
 * illegal like slavery was legal right

32:25
 * it's about fun but three years after the

32:29
 * Emancipation Proclamation yeah I think I

32:31
 * was like I think that was eight I think

32:33
 * Emancipation Proclamation so not a rhyme

32:35
 * the Emancipation Proclamation

32:37
 * amantha in 1884 let slaves were made

32:42
 * person okay yeah I remember that that's

32:44
 * the one right yeah Emancipation

32:46
 * Proclamation made it worse for us cuz

32:47
 * we're white not black yeah those

32:51
 * acronyms it's like mom what's it um with

32:53
 * that ROYGBIV yeah ROYGBIV yeah yeah red

32:57
 * orange yellow blue great this is just so

33:01
 * much harder to say that they're not

33:02
 * gutters I don't know the colors of the

33:04
 * rainbow I don't you know what I realize

33:06
 * over over time I don't fucking need to

33:08
 * know you'll never do no one has ever

33:10
 * asked me hey Henry you won't get this

33:13
 * part unless you identify all the colors

33:14
 * of the rainbow except for that one time

33:16
 * well the same is important all right

33:19
 * Kiki thank you so much you're the best

33:20
 * Kiki I you're the absolute value thank

33:22
 * you thanks for having me absolutely any

33:24
 * time all right for last pockets unless

33:26
 * Martin Marcus parson Ben Kissel and to

33:28
 * see me you got to go down the Great

33:30
 * White Way of Broadway

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 * a way to browse another night another

33:35
 * show another night another Zoma rockyaha

33:40
 * back water cure my goosed elation a

33:44
 * goose elation put a meatball in it the

33:48
 * show's is getting better and better

33:49
 * they've really really learning at a

33:50
 * rapid show we're just so we're getting

33:53
 * there

33:53
 * I'm so hot. I'm just drenched. It's horrible.