Episode 8: The End of the World/Transcript

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 * time up with snakes that's what I say I

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 * alright you blew it out and everything's

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 * fine fine it's fine please continue

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 * listening to the podcast I'm been gizzle

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 * George's always with the very luscious

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 * and beautiful marques parks and my

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 * favorite young boy Henry Zebrowski I'll

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 * me indeed a little Hitler in his own

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 * right that's a mulch uh me Hitler in the

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 * army all the time chubby hits tributes

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 * Sheila I would that kill the Jews but I

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 * am exhausted oh my god I was gonna kill

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 * the Jews but then I watched all this

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 * self art I said screw - Jews but that is

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 * it oh does hoagie it's so funny out that

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 * the fat voice immediately goes to

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 * Wisconsin das hoagie

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 * it's a good fat sound and I am happy as

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 * hell to be here this Monday May 23rd two

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 * days after the impossible in upon good

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 * guy God this is fine this is fine so I

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 * will say and so today on that theme we

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 * are talking about all end of the world

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 * ideas into the world cults and end of

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 * the world predictions we just had our

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 * recent bust the most recent bust of our

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 * lifetime 2012 herald Camping's

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 * family radio.com you can check that out

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 * they've been preaching the end of the

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 * world and I must say Saturday was a good

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 * day for me I was at a wedding with Henry

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 * Zebrowski we were really enjoying

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 * ourselves

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 * watch your time watching love bloom I

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 * took the day off

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 * I had a lawn order SVU marathon it was

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 * amazing one or sounds like a great day

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 * is that how you would have spent your

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 * last day alive well well maybe he will

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 * take me ate it it's a good show speaking

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 * of totally good show my favorite part

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 * about the rapture of course not being

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 * right whatsoever is that picture of the

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 * guy you spend $150,000 putting up the

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 * ads all over the world in that picture

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 * of him in

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 * we're just looking at his watch being

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 * like what's going on here and then

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 * around 10:00 p.m. you just see him at a

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 * TGI Fridays over in Midtown just sucking

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 * down hurricanes and chicken wings I'm

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 * gonna be alive I'm gonna have some of

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 * these jalapeno poppers I mean oh hey if

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 * the world's not ended I don't care about

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 * my heart anyway let's go I will say you

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 * mentioned television you watch nothing

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 * but CSI the Harold Camping the fellow

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 * who started this unbelievable terrible

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 * idea what an idiot

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 * beautiful mathematic calculations he

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 * said on the day of the rapture he

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 * planned on watching television just to

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 * see the destruction oh that's so fun of

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 * him as oh nice so you're not spending

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 * with his family or like I don't think he

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 * has family a radio host in his 80s is a

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 * lonely beaver in a woodless pond as we

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 * always like to say here on the old show

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 * I do love the fatties like yes the Lord

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 * is going to destroy the earth her

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 * earthquakes and hurricanes about but

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 * he's not gonna mess with my Verizon

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 * triple play package there is no way he

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 * respects the contract and I have a four

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 * year contract I'm still getting Showtime

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 * free for three months so Lord spare my

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 * vizio television please time if the

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 * rapture did happen wouldn't it be so

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 * wonderful did not have any of those

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 * pricks on the earth anymore well you

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 * know that mean the thing is yeah he said

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 * he said he went on to say only 200

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 * million people will be saved and those

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 * left behind will die in the earthquakes

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 * which mean technically we will

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 * eventually you never know how you're

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 * gonna die we might out we might go Macho

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 * Man Randy Savage style just totally

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 * right to a tree the most insane death

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 * possible heart attack into triple like

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 * flip car crash triple tree yeah into a

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 * tree and you know that's the thing about

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 * macho man you know the Lord tried to

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 * kill him with the heart attack and he

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 * said he'd fuck you Lord yeah I am man

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 * I'm slapping into a slimmed-down

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 * we're doing it this way yeah I just

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 * realized he's a spokesperson for slim

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 * jims which are very bad for your heart

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 * it's kinda like when the Marlboro Man

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 * died of lung cancer yeah so he's having

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 * a heart attack he kicks out he sees the

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 * lights he one two and that ref is going

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 * down he's an inch away from the mat oh

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 * my back - yeah - - you know juniors

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 * going crazy in the booth I think it was

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 * three I think it was the three the king

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 * is like no no I thought it was two

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 * he's alive and then sure enough you know

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 * we shrink a moment of silence to we get

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 * we elebrate a wonderful life did you

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 * already do that uh negated to him on the

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 * roundtable but he'll there's never

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 * enough moments of silence for the Macho

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 * Man and that was fine that's good that

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 * was nice overall he's got a total of a

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 * second which he'll if you can stop us

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 * from talking for over almost a second

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 * that's huge you lived an amazing life

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 * you had a lot of respect coming from us

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 * that was the greatest honor of all time

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 * I mean that's the thing so macho men

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 * died the Friday of May twentieth meaning

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 * he just missed the rapture had he died

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 * on May 21st I might have believed this

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 * camping fella ya know if I'd be like oh

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 * yeah the Lord came down and I think he

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 * only took one person but that's the gun

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 * that I would want to party with for the

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 * rest of eternity I mean he's a beautiful

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 * man and maybe the Lord is picking up a

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 * little bit of wrestling moves up there

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 * in the heavens maybe it's like a

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 * big-time for pro wrestling up there he

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 * needs to get more entertainment for his

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 * uh you know mincing minions and angels

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 * they're a little bit bored with her

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 * monotony and all these your backgammon

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 * yeah that game I the only thing the show

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 * on TV oh they want more of a carnival of

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 * physical delights of Randy Macho Man

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 * Savage jumping off a clouds absolutely

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 * you know the power bombs and various

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 * other wrestling but the servers and I'm

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 * not sure it was burping my way through

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 * this I'm not feeling good no you look

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 * terrible I feel like shit no no don't

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 * say that I'm still I have so much cheese

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 * in my system from Wisconsin I'm gonna

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 * die yeah I feel like after the Wisconsin

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 * trip I've been going through

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 * mini-strokes mm-hmm four or five of them

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 * this is the thing you know the earth is

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 * eventually going to end it will end you

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 * know they say that the earth we have

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 * what about a billion years left before

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 * the Sun explodes and kills everything in

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 * our solar system I know probably 500

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 * million years before that all life on

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 * Earth will be at least be dead you know

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 * there's you can believe that humans are

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 * going to try their damnedest to make

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 * sure that we don't we don't extinguish

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 * ourselves basically want to look at

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 * someone like Ray Kurzweil believes that

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 * eventually will create computers that

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 * are smart enough to improve themselves

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 * and that they will get us off the planet

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 * earth to a place where we can live

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 * forever eventually terming whole planets

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 * into computers and eventually we'll all

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 * be parts of nano machines and cloud did

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 * sort we'd live in a cloud like formation

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 * of I'm like just a

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 * ughter like I just like think about

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 * porno and like it'll be like I'm

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 * watching it you would be the girl

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 * getting fucked and then be the dude

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 * fucking you oh my god that's gonna

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 * happen that is incredible and reycarts

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 * well thing is going to happen by 2045

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 * well I mean it's I don't know if 2045

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 * that seems like it's coming up and that

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 * might be in our lifetime we don't we can

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 * survive till then we don't

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 * so we'll be you know returning here to

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 * the podcast and that's one way of

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 * possibly beat the end of times but

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 * they're gonna come eventually everything

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 * dies well they have to I mean I will say

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 * this May twenty first thing it would be

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 * very funny because you figure hundreds

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 * of thousands of people die every day

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 * yeah so if you just if one of these guys

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 * like let's say the fellow who paid one

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 * hundred and forty thousand dollars were

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 * just his life savings which means he did

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 * not save his money very well because it

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 * frankly I don't think that's a lot of

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 * cash but I'm going one of the old

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 * college money do you have right now in

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 * the bank account yeah but I'm not sixty

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 * by the time I'm sixty I expect to have a

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 * little bit more than one hundred and

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 * forty grand in the bank are you kidding

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 * me I don't know I want to buy a car for

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 * a hundred forty grand on a whim

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 * absolutely oh I went on I'm gonna have

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 * to have at least a couple million devil

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 * married in a Ferrari yeah a lot of fun

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 * just buy the Ferrari just to fucking

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 * shoot your brains out isn't sitting in

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 * the front seat yeah don't get buried in

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 * it why not man that's what I'm doing I

07:54 90 Ferrari coughing I'll take it and 07:57
 * hopefully you can get one of those gals

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 * with you and you killed her too and she

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 * had such large fake bosoms the only

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 * thing they're gonna find if they

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 * excavate is too big silicone pants and

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 * they're like you know what this guy did

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 * it right in a beautiful car did a

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 * beautiful wife hmm

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 * and I'll say that's not my wife that's

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 * my girlfriend my wife is alive you see

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 * the thing about they also said about

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 * Harold Camping is that now now that it

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 * didn't happen he said that no actually

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 * what May 21st was was a sort of silent

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 * judging by God on earth just more of it

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 * inquisitive yeah Jesus they had he had

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 * yet a prime investigation on earth and

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 * decided that we were guilty and that the

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 * actual new end of times is October 21st

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 * wait wait no I don't think that he came

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 * out with a new date we did he just say

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 * that I've heard something about October

08:42 21st but I'm not I just write them which 08:44
 * is my father's birthday huh go strange

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 * oh well yeah the end of the end of times

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 * will be a Libra oh you never knew huh

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 * but I mean nonetheless so yeah so you

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 * you're thousands people did die on May

08:56 21st and if it was like the like the say 08:59
 * was the the perverted uncle of the guy

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 * who spent a hundred and forty thousand

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 * dollars the uncle was a bit of a touchy

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 * of a boys you like to grab on the old

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 * you know the small he was a friendly

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 * uncle he was it wins on a hands on a

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 * hands-on parent that's what I like to

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 * call him real touchy Pete I will say uh

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 * there's uncles are never up to any good

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 * now why is that I don't know my all my

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 * uncle's were racist isn't that bizarre

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 * racist and mean and just lots of just

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 * bad kids terrible kids so you figure

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 * that person dies on the day that the

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 * Lord is supposed to be coming back in

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 * your insane brain and you're like I just

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 * did it all wrong the things I should

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 * have been like uncle touchy Petey

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 * I had no idea was supposed to be

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 * molesting children but the rapture

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 * wasn't just people dying the rapture was

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 * people floating to the air to heaven I

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 * mean well I leave it doesn't their body

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 * dies no when their soul goes up doesn't

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 * the body stay on there like after I will

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 * say none of the body the body and the

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 * soul go up it's supposed to be disappear

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 * yeah you just say you just disappear and

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 * your clothes I usually lay on the ground

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 * like neatly folded or something like

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 * that like Jesus comes and folds your

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 * clothes like he's some kind of Spanish

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 * made I don't that's not my Jesus have

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 * you all seen that a bumper sticker like

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 * this car will be empty in the unmanned

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 * unmanned an event of rapture oh my good

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 * it was the one thing that is real is

10:19 2012 what's going on in December 21st 10:22 2012 haha that is something that it's 10:24
 * definitely gonna happen it's gonna

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 * happen so this is based upon the Mayan

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 * calendar correct

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 * so because the Mayan dude that was

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 * enslaved and forced to chisel the

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 * calendar God like 2012 was like I have

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 * no fingers right

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 * I have no fingers I'm itching everything

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 * with my teeth and then he died just like

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 * Macho Man Randy Savage with a major

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 * heart attack after working too hard to

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 * entertain the people of the time 2012 a

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 * lot of people believe that it's gonna be

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 * the end of the world because at the end

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 * of the long term Mayan calendar these

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 * also there's also with like many people

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 * say like it's not necessarily the end of

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 * the calendar as a whole it's just the

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 * end of that long term and it's going to

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 * start another wall the age of maize is

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 * what we're in

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 * I don't know I love corn though yeah up

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 * to my eyeballs in it um but there's like

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 * all sorts of what's the area the world

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 * as we know it that's and I think that's

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 * the true phrase there that is it's like

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 * I don't know if it's going to Sarah Lee

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 * be the end of the world or some people

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 * say we'll be like earthquakes and super

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 * tornados and rights that will happen and

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 * then there's also a sort of idea that

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 * it's going to be a psychic change so at

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 * the end of a sort of worldview and that

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 * will either be weakened communism here

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 * I'm just in a new agey at a new agey

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 * explanation it's like either a change in

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 * mindset like something will either

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 * happen it changed the way people look at

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 * the earth and our role in the universe

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 * it's like a lot of people point to the

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 * fact that that that will be when aliens

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 * reveal themselves a lot of people come

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 * with this aliens thing yeah and then or

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 * that's another thing people say that

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 * will be a the first time that something

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 * happens in artificial intelligence

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 * that's really huge and then towards the

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 * end of 2012 like we'll make some huge

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 * breakthrough and like right now they're

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 * they're various private companies are

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 * working on like reverse engineering the

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 * brain right where they're taking the

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 * brain and they're trying to figure out

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 * how to build an actual physical model of

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 * the brain on a nano like molecular level

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 * in order to make artificial intelligence

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 * that will actually use the same things

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 * that we use in our brains right and

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 * there's and there's a lot of people just

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 * like I'll just booze it just runs on

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 * booze we use and just and the things

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 * that was punished by for its mother and

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 * father mmm it's craving of attention

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 * need for validation yeah but he uh not

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 * like me no I'm feeling good he is not

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 * crying right now like that reason there

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 * ain't no there are no tears streaming

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 * down my face

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 * no getting conjuration beard there's

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 * nothing happening like my beard is a

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 * sort of cobweb for sorrowful tears yeah

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 * and they're like little flies and the

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 * spider that is my tongue come and eat

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 * my sorrowful tears of course it does

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 * absolutely but there you would read your

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 * ego say that these that by the end of

13:19 2012 that's were these a lot of these 13:21
 * projects are supposed to

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 * and where they they're starting to think

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 * that just in terms of the science world

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 * that we'll have some sort of working

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 * model of a human brain by the end of

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 * next year and that eventually the

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 * software will catch up to it

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 * so that it can use those neural

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 * connections to think just like we do

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 * really Japan already created this they

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 * could and now Japan they're more of a

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 * movement type stuff like that it's it's

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 * that's what it's more based on like

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 * asshole I connect in everything yeah

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 * yeah stuff like that that's what they're

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 * all about there was that one situation I

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 * remember about a year ago where they

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 * made that machine and it loved too much

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 * he nearly killed the poor boy I loved

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 * the I anticipate what huh gand say I

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 * love you I think what they said I think

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 * in the end though I think it turned out

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 * to be fake it was a fake it was fake it

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 * was a fun story well hell edit out the

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 * fact that he said it was fake in Japan I

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 * love you I love you and he's just

14:21
 * squeezing the hell of this poor Japanese

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 * science do you're like those machines

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 * that love too much

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 * that is the thing so I mean I think yeah

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 * there's a lot of aliens from outer space

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 * talk a lot of you know this machine

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 * talks but don't you think it's more

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 * reasonable at the end of the world is

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 * going to be caused by just a stupid war

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 * and we're gonna end up some country is

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 * going to throw a nuke or it's gonna be

14:41
 * maybe not even throw a nuke we're gonna

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 * think that they did sir they're gonna

14:44
 * hit their nukes and we're gonna hit our

14:46
 * nukes next thing you know India's

14:47
 * hitting their nukes Pakistan's hitting

14:49
 * their nukes

14:49
 * fucking you know Iran's gonna have them

14:52
 * they're hitting their nukes and I just

14:53
 * feel like we're gonna cause the end of

14:55
 * the world in the lamest most pathetic

14:57
 * way which is just to be a nuclear

14:58
 * holocaust which is the most obvious way

15:00
 * to do it which is sad the one thing that

15:02
 * is stuck with me since I was a kid the

15:05
 * as far as the end of the world goes the

15:07
 * stand oh this is for you bro virus yeah

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 * a super virus type thing when I was yeah

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 * ever since I was a kid that's always

15:13
 * will so go through the stand because I

15:15
 * can't barely remember that movie I just

15:17
 * kind of stupid so Stu I loved it as a

15:19
 * kid and then I reach and I recently

15:21
 * watched the miniseries and it's just so

15:23
 * retarded it is they it's like a demon

15:27
 * sort of creature or helps lead this

15:31
 * super virus happens it's unleash out of

15:34
 * us a super top secret

15:35
 * military base okay it kills the majority

15:37
 * of humankind and then it's about the

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 * various people who come up out of it and

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 * one is to led by a very kindly psychic

15:45
 * black lady who teaches all them like you

15:47
 * know being good and then there's um then

15:50
 * there's a railway there's Randall Flagg

15:52
 * where's a Canadian tuxedo all the time

15:54
 * well I do like that why is it in these

15:56
 * opposed to part of apocalyptic movies

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 * and similar with the matrix so it's a

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 * black woman that is just like saving

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 * everybody's lives being a it's a trope

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 * and yeah they call it the magical Negro

16:06
 * trope look back or vein that Sears

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 * that's seriously what it's called well I

16:10
 * will say I have met many black women in

16:12
 * my life and none of them have been

16:15
 * fucking nice to me so well maybe it's

16:17
 * just your attitude maybe that maybe no

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 * I'm just joking I'll go rabid obviously

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 * but I've never once met one who is like

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 * a sage or like some sort of the only

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 * time you meet anyone it's like they're

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 * yelling at you on the street to go into

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 * one of these uh psychic homes and it's

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 * like I don't have that kind of time

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 * right now nor the money your child is

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 * screaming behind you we should go to sag

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 * we should go to a site we are going to a

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 * psychic on one of these shows very soon

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 * yeah yeah my first roommate here in the

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 * city was a 55 year old black woman named

16:46
 * Melva we Melva psychic did she have any

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 * powers whatsoever now she used to just

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 * tell me and she used to just make lentil

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 * soup and tell me about all the time she

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 * was molested and ever she was growing up

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 * that's a fun roommate yes I guess she

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 * has wisdom beyond her years to some

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 * degree but we also bought the Xbox so

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 * yeah that's like you so you put up with

17:06
 * her you put up with those stories and

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 * she just loved Ugly Betty

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 * ah well who does it on the counter

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 * defense I've never seen somebody really

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 * tough wearing a Canadian tuxedo either

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 * and a lot of people wearing this full

17:17
 * denim get up in these films just come

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 * across as one of the most badass dudes

17:21
 * on the planet the thing is like they all

17:22
 * tend to be pumping gas in real life for

17:24
 * Billy Zane - you're gonna have to make a

17:26
 * custom-made smaller version of them

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 * because they only normally come in extra

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 * extra large yeah I mean I'm just I'm

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 * just on this website here all about the

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 * end of the world and this is number nine

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 * possibilities others believe that planet

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 * x nibiru

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 * oh yeah have you heard about this

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 * two-thirds the world's size will pass

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 * through our solar system around 2012

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 * causing the polar axis to shift the

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 * earth

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 * not real it's possible though no I just

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 * read anything

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 * no go on no you know continue reading

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 * how it's going to stress a process if it

17:57
 * actually does happen which hey let's

17:58
 * just establish the fact this is

18:00
 * happening yeah yeah totally gonna happen

18:02
 * right that would apparently take up it

18:03
 * would take up five thousand years so we

18:05
 * got some time okay so that's that's so

18:07
 * nice so in the first class Nibiru Planet

18:09
 * X does not look like it will be

18:11
 * fulfilling any end of the day world

18:12
 * predictions for the 2012 which I think

18:15
 * completely makes sense because help we

18:16
 * got a whole bunch of years left the same

18:18 - I was also reading on NASA's website 18:20
 * today because they kind of put out a QA

18:22
 * sort of thing after the rapture scare

18:26
 * basically just answering questions about

18:28
 * the end of the world and they bring up

18:30
 * new burro and they're just like new

18:32
 * burro doesn't exist

18:34
 * we've never read about it it's like a

18:35
 * NASA openly has said it's like if

18:37
 * anything was going to come and to our

18:39
 * solar system to destroy us over the next

18:41
 * two years next year because it's a year

18:44
 * and a half until when the supposed end

18:46
 * of the Mayan calendar happens like

18:48
 * they'd know about it they won't know

18:50
 * about it I suppose so I mean I'm not

18:52
 * gonna be maxing out my credit cards

18:53
 * right now but then again maybe I should

18:56
 * but there was a millisecond on Saturday

18:58
 * when I looked at my cell phone and was

19:00
 * like who should i text right send out

19:03
 * your last text I mean who you testing

19:05
 * for your last text I thought that was a

19:07
 * this weird scare on my parents ranch

19:10
 * there's a in Texas right now it's Texas

19:12
 * is on fire has been for a good few

19:15
 * months and I just read Joplin I think

19:17
 * it's Missouri they up there yeah they do

19:18
 * as well things are weird when they say

19:20 75% of the city is gone and it's like 19:23
 * that's a town of like 120,000 people

19:25
 * it's not small but on the ranch there's

19:28
 * a been all these wildfires everywhere

19:30
 * and so we've got these little streams

19:32
 * running through and one of our hands ed

19:35
 * ed was like driving around and he saw

19:38
 * one of these streams and the stream the

19:40
 * water was just running black like

19:43
 * completely and totally like tar black

19:45
 * why he was like kind of scared like

19:48
 * called up my mom is like Billy you got

19:50
 * to come out and see this my mom came out

19:53
 * it's like oh hey lad that's just from

19:55
 * the fucking fire out there it's just sit

19:59
 * goddamn I we had your parents problems

20:02
 * we

20:02
 * William bassoon ear we told you it's a

20:06
 * it's either pretty fun problems amazing

20:09
 * I mean certainly not the problems that

20:12
 * these poor bastards you thought the

20:13
 * world is going to end on Saturday have

20:14
 * right now I'm Haven honey get your life

20:16
 * back together I mean there's a lid

20:18
 * talking about people who like they

20:19
 * interviewed people who are you know they

20:22
 * quit their jobs and went across country

20:24
 * people know she blew timed like they're

20:27
 * fucking their money to run out on

20:28
 * Saturday I did this thing I saw one guy

20:31
 * one guy said he brought his family and

20:33
 * his wife in an RV to the Grand Canyon

20:35
 * max at all of their credit cards which

20:38
 * that's not a way to go out that's not a

20:39
 * good motivation and they got to the

20:42
 * Grand Canyon said well at the very least

20:43
 * I got to see the country yeah that's

20:45
 * what I thought I was like well at least

20:47
 * right side on the bright side of life

20:50
 * kill yourself I just killed himself by

20:54
 * the way so it was the end of the world

20:56
 * for him uh believe that it's the end

20:58
 * times I don't love the end times are

21:01
 * coming but there is definitely I'm gonna

21:04
 * be kooky spooky and you I do believe

21:06
 * that something's going on I think it's

21:08
 * just in terms of us destroying the earth

21:11
 * slowly is starting to catch up we're

21:13
 * sort of see the actual changes happen to

21:16
 * our weather and various things that are

21:18
 * it has been the worst weather I've ever

21:20
 * experienced in New York City granted

21:22
 * it's only five years I've been here but

21:23
 * I'm just like let's get a son do we

21:25
 * still have one maybe it was prove

21:27
 * yourself he's a half without the Sun

21:29
 * yeah but it's you're just extreme

21:32
 * weather all over the place you could see

21:34
 * how it's feeding these people to believe

21:37
 * that the rapture is coming because these

21:39
 * sort of extreme things are happening

21:41
 * environment that are like making people

21:43
 * react and because people are dumb and

21:45
 * they don't they theum automatically

21:46
 * assume that it's like God doing it for

21:49
 * vengeance and that's the Thunder God

21:50
 * yeah

21:51
 * bringing the bringing the Thunderer no I

21:53
 * mean that's the thing I mean totally

21:54
 * makes sense i I like the idea I wish

21:57
 * that there was a God making all of the

21:59
 * weather really terrible because then we

22:01
 * could appease this stupid bastard and

22:02
 * get like amazing weather all the time

22:04
 * absolutely and you know for a fact it's

22:06
 * not real because some like Florida has

22:08
 * amazing weather yeah and it's like the

22:10
 * people in Florida they're terrible

22:12
 * people

22:13
 * they just curse and they drink they're

22:15
 * always spitting

22:16
 * they're like

22:16
 * animals over there I just know this

22:18
 * about them yeah and the gays Fort

22:20
 * Lauderdale is a gay mayor still every

22:22
 * day sunny bright yeah

22:25
 * lizards are having a good time no

22:27
 * lizards just have sex in the Sun all day

22:29
 * the devilish snake is like oh this is

22:32
 * the greatest greatest place I could ever

22:33
 * shed my skin so that's why there's proof

22:36
 * there is no God because you would think

22:39
 * then Alaska they all pretend to be

22:41
 * holier than thou they love the Lord they

22:44
 * like to pray to him that worst weather

22:45
 * on earth and the Bible Belt right now is

22:48
 * getting jet like we said ripped apart by

22:50
 * fucking tornado that's exactly right

22:52
 * isn't that proof that you're not praying

22:54
 * to anything yeah if there's a tornado

22:55
 * that rips through your house yeah

22:57
 * they're shaken tornadoes and here in the

22:58
 * Denison in New York City we get gloomy

23:00
 * weather for a week and that's it see

23:02
 * also it affirms their mindset though at

23:06
 * the same time and they look because they

23:08
 * also are so narcissistic and like

23:11
 * believing that it's it's like they're

23:13
 * it's like a show being put on for them

23:15
 * right that like God is trying to show

23:17
 * them a sign by destroying them as being

23:20
 * like when you're the chosen people like

23:22
 * according to Missouri yours like various

23:25
 * places were it's like we are the chosen

23:26
 * people of a specific God he's going to

23:28
 * alternately love you and then all like

23:31
 * then destroy you just to show you that

23:34
 * he's around well you know II go on these

23:36
 * people to imagine that you can call the

23:38
 * end of the world I mean they they think

23:40
 * of themselves as many little gods yeah

23:41
 * me little Trojan Lords absolutely great

23:44
 * and large power did that give Harold

23:46
 * Camping tell everybody that here when

23:49
 * the end and 1 million dollars what this

23:52
 * is that the business is not worth 72

23:54
 * million this old bastard

23:56
 * it is amazing he's a radio DJ him and

23:58
 * Glenn Beck who would have thought radio

24:00
 * DJs are gonna be the end of the world

24:02
 * yeah you know he's like these are the

24:03
 * only two people in the world they are it

24:05
 * you're the one you're gonna make it

24:07
 * because it's like cuz people look at

24:09
 * America and and the one of the voices

24:12
 * they hear what are the first things

24:13
 * they'll see it just like they see Glenn

24:15
 * Beck busy Rush Limbaugh when they think

24:17
 * of America they think of these things

24:19
 * and then they and then we go to a place

24:21
 * like Greece and we take off our shirts

24:23
 * and they see your pasty folds and

24:25
 * they're just like that's disgusting

24:27
 * America is awful it's all like that

24:30
 * that's

24:30
 * while go to Europe I don't go to these

24:32
 * other places they see you right here

24:34
 * right you ought to be from Texas and try

24:37
 * to talk to those people they know they

24:38
 * don't want to hear anything I have to

24:39
 * say of course not you know whatever you

24:41
 * chubby little redhead crippled by

24:43
 * redhead and I got I got no political

24:45
 * currency in Europe I mean I don't know

24:48
 * man

24:49
 * you tell me Oh pres would you go

24:52
 * together

24:53
 * damn rocker me and you me and you go to

24:55
 * tag-team Europe together that'll start a

24:57
 * whole nother end of the world cult

24:58
 * they'll have over there shorter than the

25:00
 * tow man came with the short fat man you

25:04
 * know what that means

25:05
 * you guys are just like the Giant and a

25:07
 * midget on Twin Peaks yeah that's nice

25:09
 * well that's really nice I have no idea

25:12
 * what I was even gonna say before you

25:14
 * went on this huge diatribe about going

25:17
 * over to Greece I don't want to go to

25:18
 * Greece I didn't say that and you would

25:20
 * agree if you went to Greece they would

25:22
 * love you I'm sure everyone's here the

25:24
 * same hair pattern as most Greek then but

25:27
 * I got a thick and coarse and black you

25:30
 * know it's a sort of tawny red oh and

25:33
 * that's just not attractive it isn't but

25:37
 * you are attractive because if your

25:39
 * personality in your raw worldview and

25:41
 * that's why we do radio mostly it's true

25:43
 * because it's like when we're in public

25:46
 * it will gross not guys a little bit girl

25:49
 * this is this way we can just filter our

25:51
 * voices mm-hmm and not yeah you don't get

25:54
 * the pair of the face and the voice you

25:56
 * just get to hear the sultry tones of our

25:59
 * voices that's right and me I've got

26:01
 * creepy eyes that's true well you have

26:03
 * beautiful eyes you get laid all the time

26:05
 * by the way listeners of this show I want

26:07
 * you to know Marcus parks pulls down more

26:08
 * tail than goddamn uh a monkey's mother a

26:12
 * monkey's mother thank you Thank You

26:14
 * Henry I mean that guy is sniffing war

26:16
 * but than a dog of the book at a park I

26:18
 * mean the item nut factory a Button

26:20
 * Factory Thank You Henry that man doing

26:22
 * good over here

26:23
 * this is the entire we are done that's

26:27
 * the whole thing I will say it is funny

26:29
 * every single there's an Aztec mythology

26:32
 * about the end times there's a Jewish

26:34
 * mythology about the end times be anybody

26:36
 * mythology about the end times human

26:39
 * beings like to put order on things that

26:41
 * are just technically supposed to be

26:44
 * chaos people want to see a storyline

26:46
 * they want to see a beginning and then it

26:49
 * Bram's up to a very specific ending and

26:52
 * it's just not going to be that way we

26:54
 * don't know how it's gonna I will say my

26:56
 * favorite so far is the Norse mythology

26:58
 * this is the Norse mythology the wolf oh

27:02
 * yes before the end of the world three

27:04
 * winters without summers in between will

27:06
 * out so basically Wisconsin or Alaska

27:08
 * they can't think about this every day

27:09
 * will happen in Midgard when is that it

27:12
 * said Edgard is uh by the way the Norse

27:15
 * name for Earth via the Norse name for

27:16
 * earth earth okay okay that was like a

27:18
 * month not on Midgard oh that's odd

27:21
 * that's us here yeah we got yeah we're on

27:23
 * Midgard right now and order will be lost

27:25
 * in the human world father's will fight

27:27
 * their sons which hey that happens every

27:29
 * single day have you even seen General

27:31
 * Hospital absolutely happens although

27:33
 * doctors fight nurses fought yep

27:36
 * chaos everywhere chaos reigns siblings

27:39
 * siblings will commit incest which is

27:41
 * like oh I hope I have a pretty pretty

27:44
 * sista mothers will seduce their children

27:48
 * well you're actually ordering pretty

27:50
 * well at this point you love your family

27:52
 * well I like my mom although I will say

27:54
 * this she is a believer by the way of the

27:57
 * mate oh yeah how did your mom react to

27:59
 * my plan reacted by saying I said mom or

28:01
 * do you believe in this myth and she said

28:03
 * oh well no I mean it's just it's fun

28:06
 * okay that's funny like how we look at

28:09
 * the movie Blues Brothers yeah exactly

28:11
 * look as around what you have to go and

28:12
 * have a 72 car pileup with a bunch of

28:14
 * please yeah that's a fun idea yeah me

28:16
 * fun yeah no but she and my mother fully

28:18
 * believes she has been planning since I

28:20
 * was a small child for the end of the

28:21
 * world which is not a good motivation for

28:24
 * your child to grow up in because I'm

28:26
 * like oh my actions have no where my

28:28
 * vacations the world's gonna end anyway

28:29
 * next thing you know we're turning a dead

28:31
 * letter Shopko and i'm sitting in prison

28:33
 * for the rest of my fucking life

28:35
 * brothers will tear at each other's

28:37
 * hearts when i sad me they just say mean

28:39
 * things to each other and Midgar will be

28:41
 * consumed by war it gets interesting here

28:43
 * the Wolves skull in Haiti will swallow

28:45
 * the Sun and Moon all right now that's

28:47
 * fucking sweet

28:48
 * those are some big wolves family Henry

28:50
 * is also a name of the UH this is it and

28:53
 * the great wolf in roles

28:54
 * Fenris very thin very freely

28:58
 * ofE NRI heir that's it son of Loki the

29:01
 * trickster god yeah he's an exact

29:04
 * Shepherd

29:05
 * yeah absolutely a good one to be good

29:07
 * Loki if Loki was real

29:09
 * make him be dak Shepherd like on Punk'd

29:13
 * right yeah it's like he's like an Ashton

29:15
 * Kutcher type we're in a trucker hat to

29:18
 * the side lanky cool just fun take it

29:23
 * over for Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half

29:25
 * Men check it on CBS starting this summer

29:28
 * the end times and of course so this Loki

29:31
 * the trickster guys gonna run loose and

29:32
 * kill Odin all the all-father who steps

29:35
 * in forth to fight him own son víðarr

29:37
 * by the way all these people sound like

29:38
 * they were related to Osama bin Laden

29:40
 * Odin son víðarr will avenge Odin by

29:42
 * tearing Fenris apart then Thor will

29:45
 * battle the may guards the Midgard

29:47
 * serpent which is fuckin awesome

29:49
 * the Midgard serpent is the serpent that

29:51
 * lives underneath the ocean that will one

29:53
 * day be released oh they know that the

29:55
 * Midgard serpent the Midgard sir

29:57
 * oh I always just called that Cthulhu

30:00
 * Tommy pants

30:01
 * Tommy Paine he lives under the ocean

30:03
 * Tommy Pan's the immeasurably large snake

30:07
 * this is gonna bring the end times yeah

30:08
 * what are they call him Tommy pants oh

30:10
 * yeah wears pants he's worth spent a good

30:12
 * it is a nickname that pants snake yeah

30:14
 * just uh just one leg mister one look at

30:16
 * it just more like a sleeve he's like a

30:19
 * sleeve he could win a bell John Bull won

30:20
 * the gong time of this live count me

30:23
 * pants just well okay I'll choose always

30:24
 * pocket hi ma'am you're making a good

30:26
 * point

30:26
 * so Midgard serpent and they slay him but

30:29
 * being slain himself the serpents

30:30
 * venomous fumes will fuck up everything

30:34
 * this is really specific I love it well

30:36
 * this is my favorite one I've ever read

30:37
 * many gods as well as more details that

30:40
 * are just awesome I'll get to him a

30:41
 * second yeah many gods as well as all men

30:42
 * and all women save to LIF save to so I

30:45
 * guess to people who live and this is LIF

30:47
 * and lift Thor's our well gets the name

30:50
 * of the people they're gonna live that's

30:51
 * kind of like your parents bill and Billy

30:53
 * is that right yeah get marry somebody

30:56
 * with a different name than you you weird

30:58
 * wanted to feel like you're masturbating

31:00
 * with your partner

31:03
 * Oh Billy if she acts with me and that's

31:05
 * in masturbating but you never know ah

31:07
 * well I come from odd stock oh yeah you

31:10
 * do inside that suit in the river gets us

31:13
 * shut now it's set it should get in the

31:17
 * river sorting the river it oh good

31:19
 * that's a different scent hey every time

31:21
 * you try to do an accent you is just do

31:23
 * it was continent that's the only one

31:24
 * that matters isn't it no I would say

31:27
 * that it is so they're gonna cheat yes so

31:31
 * this lift and lift char they get a

31:33
 * little shelter well it was their names

31:35
 * again whiff and with the roars or sure

31:39
 * let's rise the thrush whatever oh yeah

31:42
 * they get shelter from the branches of

31:44
 * yoga Doros will yoga doors will you go

31:47
 * down as well yeah and then I guess not

31:51
 * standard standard Icelandic stuff at a

31:54
 * car crash car okay excuse me Ike I could

31:57
 * you bring me the otter guys your car I

31:59
 * have a got a yard great I slammed it go

32:01
 * go you mean your jacket my ass huh oh

32:05
 * you want even my jacket that's my ass

32:07
 * landok I think that's a pretty good

32:08
 * accent uh the sky will fall into a pit

32:11
 * of flames in the earth will sink into

32:12
 * the same okay well here's where Loki

32:15
 * escapes from only thing how does the

32:16
 * earth sink into the sea of the earth is

32:18
 * the planet well I mean I think earth is

32:21
 * more just the ladies not make ours maybe

32:25
 * if you her sink into what we stand on

32:28
 * Midgard is the planet oh I thought

32:31
 * Mossad was um I I just thought that was

32:34
 * like America no man

32:36
 * well here's ol world around us Oh God

32:38
 * here's a where Loki was sprung from Odin

32:42
 * tied Loki

32:44
 * underneath the earth with snakes mm-hmm

32:47
 * and Loki's wife is compelled to put

32:50
 * together snake venom in a bowl fun and

32:55
 * then walk and pour it in the Loki's eyes

32:58
 * oh and whenever Loki thrashes from pain

33:00
 * that's where earthquakes come from

33:01
 * interesting watch it that's a lot more

33:04
 * sense than just like plate shifting yeah

33:08
 * you have salute legs it's a it's the

33:10
 * trickster god underneath getting his

33:11
 * eyes poured fucking snake venom

33:14
 * that bowling on his snake chains some

33:16
 * imagine did that to their son at some

33:18
 * point released shaking like an

33:20
 * earthquake and then someone's like

33:21
 * absolutely that's how earthquakes happen

33:23
 * yeah yeah time up with snakes that's

33:25
 * what I say I use rope don't use a rope

33:28
 * oh yeah using that ladder made out of

33:30
 * fucking stupid ropes how about you take

33:32
 * those ropes make them snakes then you go

33:35
 * like that adorable Horus mythology is

33:39
 * fucking great they have this Bible

33:41
 * called the poetic Edda which is all just

33:43
 * like these poems about you know Norse

33:45
 * mythology and all that funny as hell

33:46
 * it's so cool damn I love it I wish that

33:49
 * that was the church I went to yeah Norse

33:51
 * mythology is by far my favorite

33:52
 * mythology do they when do they still

33:55
 * like actively worship that a Ragnar I

33:59
 * know Ragnar like he I mean he did my

34:01
 * buddy recommend from Iceland yeah yeah

34:02
 * yeah he talks a lot I did I called

34:05
 * everyone on Iceland we had but it was

34:09
 * what happened to the Norse religion is

34:11
 * around 8 or 8 or 900 AD the Christians

34:15
 * came in the Christian missionaries came

34:17
 * in as they do destroyed the churches

34:20
 * burned down the trike burned down the

34:21
 * altars and all that was a scary Church

34:24
 * to walk into yeah well what they would

34:26
 * do is they would go to the villages over

34:27
 * on the shores and they would bury the

34:30
 * elders up to their necks right next to

34:33
 * the ocean and make all of the citizens

34:36
 * watch the tide come in and watch them

34:39
 * slowly drown to death and then say like

34:41
 * so who wants to be a Christian now it's

34:43
 * like everybody everybody it's like a

34:45
 * movie Creepshow yeah absolutely uh was

34:48
 * it Ted Danson it's advancing in that in

34:51
 * this wee seaweed monster yeah you know

34:54
 * what I'm saying I know what you're

34:55
 * talking about creature based on Norse

34:58
 * mythology yeah Ted Danson Cheers is also

35:01
 * based on North mythology that's a thing

35:03
 * is that Woody Harrelson is a Loki type

35:05
 * Rhea Perlman is like a real Perlman type

35:09
 * there's really nothing there is if you

35:11
 * can't copy the heavens eggs with DeVito

35:12
 * all day love

35:14
 * Anjanette I love imagining that but

35:17
 * that's exactly what the movie Black

35:18
 * Death is as well if then have you seen

35:21
 * the new film Black Death no I have it's

35:22
 * all about the plague and everybody of

35:24
 * course thinks the plague is caused

35:25
 * because no one prayed hard enough and

35:27
 * there's Horrors about yeah and so they

35:29
 * get to this land that the play doesn't

35:31
 * exist in by the way I'm gonna end I'm

35:33
 * gonna ruin the end of the movie for you

35:34
 * here oh well it's just going to happen

35:37
 * uh so they go to this place or ecologist

35:39
 * is them there's a witch about because

35:41
 * there's just one little place far out of

35:44
 * town that's just gorgeous and they're

35:46
 * prospering and everything's fantastic

35:47
 * yes so burn it to the ground well they

35:49
 * get there and they're like alright we're

35:51
 * gonna see and everyone's very very kind

35:53
 * and the witch is pulling stunts and

35:55
 * trying to pretending like she's bringing

35:56
 * people back to back there so they have

35:58
 * to denounce religion and to denounce

35:59
 * religion they all get put into this

36:00
 * little coupe and then they kill one of

36:03
 * them you know by tearing them apart with

36:05
 * the horses okay they got in quarter yeah

36:07
 * exactly you know just fantastically and

36:10
 * then uh but of course they did not do it

36:12
 * and then it turns out when the guy gets

36:14
 * torn apart by the horses she looks and

36:16
 * he she realizes that he has some sores

36:19
 * on his chest and he says it's the end

36:20
 * for all of us now we're all going to die

36:22
 * and he just gave him the plague the

36:24
 * whole point of the story is so simple

36:26
 * she wasn't a witch haha the only reason

36:29
 * the town was a safe was simply no one

36:32
 * had it it was isolated yeah so they just

36:34
 * brought the plague to him and it was a

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 * gorgeous

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 * look at--look it through time how many

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 * times have people thought that the world

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 * was just about to end that's happened a

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 * bunch of time oh man been happening for

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 * forever if my people realized that there

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 * was more than just you like more than

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 * just outside of your own head like

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 * they've always imagined that it was just

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 * about tan and I think it's just a mount

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 * it I think what happens is everyone that

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 * I know that thing's the world's gonna

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 * end has never done anything with their

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 * lives yeah yeah you know and I think

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 * it's just a way to rationalize you not

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 * needing it's like oh you're your riches

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 * aren't here on earth you know this isn't

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 * where the prize is but it's like this is

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 * where the prize is able to get some

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 * money and get a car so you can get that

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 * chick with the sweet silicone tates and

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 * be buried in it absolutely just like you

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 * know you can't have fun you gotta study

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 * that's the whole thing where people are

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 * it is just what off everything that they

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 * enjoy

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 * into what they say they'll do in the

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 * afterlife can you live this austere life

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 * like that like any real loving God would

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 * want you to do that you know which is

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 * just I just refuse to believe it's true

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 * can you imagine how cocky and

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 * egotistical those meetings must have

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 * been with all those made 21st Harold

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 * Camping followers yeah all those people

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 * you know we're trying to save them we're

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 * giving them the pamphlets I put

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 * billboards all over town there now

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 * listen yeah well I'll tell you they're

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 * gonna feel pretty bad on May 21st at 6

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 * p.m. aren't they you know it's like

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 * watching you man you don't know anything

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 * can you can an 11th hour conversion of

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 * Jesus get you raptured I how can you how

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 * can i well also because the thing about

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 * the when it actually would happen it

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 * happened so quickly theoretically they

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 * you wouldn't even have time no I put up

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 * until then the days before you oh yeah

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 * do you really just want people to just

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 * jump on the jesus wagon that's why we'll

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 * get raptured I just don't know how does

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 * that work that's why Jeffrey Dahmer

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 * every serial killer converts to

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 * Christianity you know they all and they

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 * all think that that saves them somehow

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 * which is why I hate the religion pretty

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 * much all of them it doesn't erase the

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 * fact that you killed a mutilated 30

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 * people it's like you're just as bad now

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 * as you were then and they're so funny

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 * because like Jesus forgave Mina so no

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 * something worse other region of your

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 * mind for games oh my how valid ating

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 * everything that you did by saying at

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 * some point you could just jump on the

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 * salvation trains fine seems like you

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 * should be living some sort of like

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 * devoted life to God if you were allowed

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 * to be on the fucking heaven bus get all

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 * that yellow heaven elevator Janis Joplin

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 * it's on the heaven bus maybe not maybe

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 * not it maybe not yes yeah where

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 * everyone's there alright well I guess

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 * that's pretty much all for the end of

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 * the world at this point I think we're

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 * all gonna agree if we could go back in

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 * time wish for one of these end of the

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 * worlds into the North absolutely yeah

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 * they got it right what would you do

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 * real quick sum up your last day on earth

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 * if you knew that oh my god I mean you

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 * know probably just sleep in a little bit

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 * take a shit - fuck take a shower yeah

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 * absolutely that's for sure don't waste

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 * your time I like a good shower though

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 * yeah I mean you know you want to have

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 * sex you want to have sex with that

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 * person you've always wanna have sex with

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 * so I think on the round

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 * we were talking about rape just a lot of

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 * that yeah and just pillage just go to

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 * CVS and pillage yeah eat whatever you

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 * want which is like CBS Cheetos which is

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 * what I already do

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 * right yeah pretty much just that yeah I

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 * pretty much just do what you do every

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 * day

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 * yeah so that would be mine I mean how

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 * about yourself I'll wake up eat a steak

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 * you know he's naked I'm doing uh watch

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 * ghostbusters probably watch Ghostbusters

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 * at least once I hope you have enough

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 * time I choose it okay I choose that time

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 * um I'd watch that uh but I probably you

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 * know do cocaine once Oh so many drugs I

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 * don't do whatever I do every single drug

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 * that I've every way for the really hard

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 * stuff until the night time they'd still

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 * want my penis to function right yeah

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 * start texting away you know is there

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 * text in his text say goodbay yeah hello

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 * buy a new suit oh yeah you probably feel

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 * on you soon get a big hat

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 * I do love like these people that were

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 * going out again all they did they max it

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 * all don't grunting guards didn't they

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 * just break like a cardinal rule of

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 * gluttony yeah like you know like just

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 * wasting your money is there entirely

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 * wrong yeah does it matter they're just

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 * completely totally wrong they're goofy

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 * then I go to Six Flags Six Flags would

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 * also be a lot of fun the last thing

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 * which Six Flags though Jersey it's close

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 * yeah I guess it would be the closest one

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 * I want to go to Six Flags if I wasn't

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 * getting abducted into the sky by some

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 * random being no no lines on the rides

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 * now it would be pretty fantastic pretty

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 * fantastic I'd be feeling a lot of

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 * balloons up with water in those squirt

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 * gun competitions winning everyone yeah

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 * what would you do uh just uh first of

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 * all uh shit-ton ecstasy yeah like I'm

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 * going out with a smile man a shit ton of

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 * ecstasy I grab a couple of ladies but

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 * probably just I could get one lady I

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 * think I could get one lady uh and pretty

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 * much I would say spend all day in bed uh

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 * fuckin eatin and you know probably like

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 * watching something like watching a movie

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 * or something like that like maybe watch

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 * a racer head what's the yeah that's

41:45
 * because I just chose the one movie I'd

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 * want to watch Yeah right before I died

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 * yeah I'd say but you know maybe a racer

41:51
 * head or uh airplane would also be really

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 * my good one like egg like naked with the

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 * girl fucking about every 15 minutes tear

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 * an airplane on ecstasy it's gonna be so

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 * hard to get on though in that week

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 * before because I ever want to try on

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 * weed yeah yeah yeah absolutely

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 * well it'll be great deal great great

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 * time for drug dealers that's for damn

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 * sure

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 * and that's what matters the most all

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 * right has been last podcast on the left

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 * for Henry Zebrowski Marcus Parks I am

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 * Ben Kissel I'm very happy to have you

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 * guys still listening the world is not

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 * over

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 * yeah oh let's pray that it doesn't

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 * happen next week listen every time and

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 * the world will not end that's correct so

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 * we will listen we'll talk to you next

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 * week

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 * I am looking forward to it am I

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