Episode 6: Nazi Party/Transcript

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 * cuz you know he had a writer report

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 * though like do all this shit and he

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 * would write a fucking memo and then they

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 * would go and have a sit-down with him a

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 * couple of SS officers and they're just

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 * like well what did you learn use this

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 * like the twins died when you cut out

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 * their brain all right well I think it's

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 * let's get to it next so there's the

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 * thing okay so we talked about serial

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 * killers we talked about cult leaders and

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 * various stuff and the girls and Nazis

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 * are tried to do

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 * the worst I I would say that there all

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 * the people were going to talk about

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 * today uh if there is any justice in in

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 * the universe they are all in a special

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 * room somewhere in hell getting raped by

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 * bears with shards of glass for dicks

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 * yeah although that sort of seems like a

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 * Nazis dream come true today I feel like

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 * a Nazi hell would be forced to watch

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 * children frolicking and having a

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 * fantastic day yeah just yeah just a

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 * bunch of Jewish people playing Scrabble

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 * peacefully right yeah with that Oh

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 * problems whatsoever yeah that I think

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 * that describes the Nazi hell just about

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 * perfectly

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 * so obviously this subject is

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 * unbelievably vast we're probably gonna

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 * focus mostly on the occult side of it

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 * being this is a horror podcast and the

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 * Nazis loved their what do you even call

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 * it fantastical visions of the world it

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 * would it would be best described as a

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 * European theology it's okay like

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 * normally tunes

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 * oh yeah no they believe is so so no

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 * completely insane everyone she starts

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 * off your what is the name of the occult

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 * that they're they're super into and what

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 * was the motivation for getting into it

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 * well there's a lot of there's a lot of

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 * there's a lot of conjecture about what

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 * Hitler actually believed in and what was

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 * sort of it cop like propaganda or what

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 * was just people's beliefs of these

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 * people had to be some sort of demons to

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 * even do what they did I mean that's a

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 * good point

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 * Hitler didn't believe everything that he

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 * spoke about you know half of everything

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 * that a politician says is pandering to

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 * the crowd to get some votes and they're

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 * just like Donald Trump all of a sudden

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 * he became a birther and all those sorts

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 * of things and whenever whenever someone

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 * runs for a you know a political office

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 * all of a sudden they come up with these

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 * all new ideas but obviously they've

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 * never thought about before nor give a

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 * shit about what so fo Hitler was down

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 * for this stuff from the very but yeah

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 * I'm working whenever he was in World War

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 * one which by the way he was a bit of a

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 * badass yeah he was an insane soldier

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 * yeah what was he was like given that he

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 * was a creature cross he's given the art

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 * he was given the iron cross he was on

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 * the front lines for four years the

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 * furrier he was inside they called him

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 * the Austrian oh wow that's good that

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 * sounds like a George Clooney movie yeah

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 * said should be played by Brad Pitt that

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 * would be amazing a young adult Hitler

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 * action movie and that's what it was all

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 * about it was just playing a young Hitler

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 * I mean you know Alan in love on the

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 * front lines of World War 1 I think

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 * you're just gonna you're gonna have a

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 * hard time getting that you know past the

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 * Goldstein's

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 * company I don't know you're really going

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 * to go with the angle of Hitler war hero

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 * well so a lot of their the main folklore

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 * that that the Nazis were purportedly

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 * supposed to believe in was this things

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 * art was the voll so that what is the

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 * actual name of the story it's called

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 * like vole like the common man's army

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 * which was a story written 1880s which is

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 * about the Aryan race would come to power

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 * by finding the stuff called vol which

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 * was like rocks with electricity in them

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 * that allowed them to make super weapons

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 * sons like a light bulb well that's on

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 * the absolute like that's the nuttiest

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 * side that's a nut yeah that's yes so how

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 * does these as so how did his uh love of

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 * cults impact is uh his policies for the

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 * German people when when did he did this

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 * really was this you know this go into

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 * his hatred of the Jews and the blacks

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 * and yeah yes mentally disabled these

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 * don't like that all that stuff was about

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 * the only the chosen people would find

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 * this material which was they said the

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 * white people are Germanic people right

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 * would find this stuff that allow them to

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 * come superior to everybody else so what

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 * was the what was the power that the

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 * stuff gave them I don't even know girls

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 * mere intellect energy yeah it's kind of

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 * it's a little like New Age II yeah type

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 * of stuff but they're like their entire

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 * doctrine of like racial purity and all

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 * that that came from them believing that

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 * they should one day return to the Aryan

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 * race which they believed the Aryans were

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 * originally Atlanteans yes from Italy

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 * yeah yeah and that whenever Atlantis

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 * sank the races started to be mixed uh

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 * and the pure blood of the Aryans was

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 * becoming muddled and convoluted so they

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 * just just true which is you know that

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 * this was what's happening right now I

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 * just refuse to believe all these

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 * different races

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 * X with each other that fucked up it's

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 * beautiful yeah that's what that that's

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 * what their religion was all about like

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 * all this stuff with Emmy in hell

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 * it all started off it there was uh their

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 * racial and I guess purity and not just

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 * racial but also physical program started

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 * with these guys called T for which T for

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 * was in charge you know they started off

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 * the very first people they started

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 * killing retards yeah they started

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 * killing retards they sterilized 400,000

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 * people they started with retarded and

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 * deformed babies any retarded to form

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 * baby under three had to be registered

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 * and then once they would register them

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 * they would be you have not evil and they

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 * would euthanize him by the end of it

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 * they were kids up to twelve like if you

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 * had a kid up to 12 that was retarded or

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 * deformed or something like that kid was

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 * gonna die it was just all about anything

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 * that would quote unquote like affect the

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 * purity of their race it's so yeah and t4

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 * had a t4 had a quota like they figured

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 * out like okay how many people can we

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 * lose in Germany like out of all these

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 * people how many can we lose and still

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 * just an an army filled insane an army

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 * yeah and they thought this is all

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 * psychiatric patients they said okay like

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 * will do 65 75,000 people ended up 91

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 * thousand they just loved doing it

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 * they love doing just take all of those

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 * special needs kids and put them on the

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 * front lines give them sort of a larger

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 * helmet yeah and just throw them out

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 * there I mean you know they're soft

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 * targets already and they can be used for

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 * like sandbags and things like but the

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 * problems of if even one of them is

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 * magical or inspirational it's going to

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 * affect the morale of the entire army you

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 * just got one story sort of like little

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 * retarded boy like dress up as a Nazi

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 * going like I don't believe but God will

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 * make a do did met the hell block you

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 * know II would uh to shoot him in hat is

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 * she right now well I mean obviously the

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 * Nazis would have won the war had they

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 * enlisted the unbelievable numbers of

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 * retarded individuals that had to fight

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 * those damned Soviets I was also reading

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 * about how there's a there's also some

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 * people believe that uh Hitler started uh

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 * will work to look cool like leaving

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 * Strom which was like the living room

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 * thing of that like Germany

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 * did more room to breathe and that's why

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 * he started doing was like they needed

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 * more land but a part of that they

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 * believe came from Hitler was trying to

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 * get a hold of the spear that pierced

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 * Jesus aside that was help that held of

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 * this church in Poland apparently and

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 * that this spear called that was like

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 * what beer of Destiny the spear of

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 * destiny it's pretty awesome spear to one

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 * yeah yeah and that when I'm going after

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 * it would be like the ignition the

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 * ignition key to a super weapon right and

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 * so they thought I just can't imagine

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 * what the super weapon would ever look

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 * like so I just once he wants the sword

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 * to be the key and then the weapon of

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 * course would be a little bit more

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 * high-tech it's all nonsense it's

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 * complete make bridge is not real Hitler

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 * was a diluted like he was just entirely

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 * insane and yet he also like lived by

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 * astrologers words in astrology with them

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 * at all times he was right heavily

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 * paranoid like he well I mean I will say

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 * if anybody should be paranoid like I

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 * think everyone was to kill me uh like

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 * it's here we get correct you're right

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 * that's I don't think you are paranoid

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 * whatsoever all the time travelers

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 * showing up trying to kill him one by one

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 * yeah I imagine that was also pretty

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 * difficult being that gobbly gook

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 * whatever they're talking absolute future

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 * people one by one just showing up to

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 * kill him over and over again they're

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 * American flags on their shirts

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 * yeah tough like that yeah going back to

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 * what you were talking about earlier room

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 * to breathe my I'm a first generation

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 * descendant of the Aryan race yeah and

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 * obviously uh German people aren't that

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 * amazing I am one of them so it seems to

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 * put a small crutch in their in their

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 * Theory there perhaps if I would have

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 * stayed in Germany I could have convinced

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 * them that the Jews are the best and

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 * Germans are just big sweaty warthogs but

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 * the thing about it was my oppa who was a

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 * very high up in the German army and and

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 * we were always talking like a Henry you

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 * were talking you didn't necessarily have

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 * to be a Nazi to be in the German army

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 * which i think is true it's just a

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 * political party and there's Democrats

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 * and Republicans fighting the wars doing

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 * it because it's their national duty or

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 * they want to be in the army and they've

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 * been they had to go do they just well

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 * they were drafted but my OPA he climbed

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 * the ranks I mean I think he was a

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 * commander

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 * the end in some sort of naval vessel and

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 * I believe to climb the ranks of the

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 * German army you should probably be a

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 * Nazi and so the end and then your

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 * grandfather died peacefully of old age

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 * right he died peacefully of old age and

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 * he wasn't even he wasn't the thing about

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 * it is I don't think that he really was

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 * he wasn't super Nazi or anything it

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 * wasn't Hitler in World War one he wasn't

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 * going amazingly crazy and killing tons

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 * of people I think for the most part he

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 * was stationed in a summer rain and uh

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 * I'm fairly certain that you know maybe

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 * he killed a couple of dozens but it

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 * wasn't as if he was one of these

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 * low-level guards work in the

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 * concentration you know I choose bred and

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 * they say that too was like the

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 * concentration camps were kept pretty

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 * secret like Europe I mean I'm there was

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 * waves of denial about that they didn't

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 * even want to like imagine it was my

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 * happening even when they were hearing

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 * about it whenever there was that uh

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 * whenever they were euthanizing all the

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 * mental patients I mean there was a huge

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 * public outcry most people just like I

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 * don't think you should do that people

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 * wouldn't bet on that people wouldn't go

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 * into retirement homes yeah they

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 * should've yeah don't you ever go no

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 * don't go don't hell yeah retarded son I

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 * have a secret I move out of Germany I

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 * shat myself

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 * IIIi think I shat myself a little bit

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 * sharp grandpa sharp yours good you're

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 * still gamers yeah great I am Randy

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 * that's why I'm Randy I think I I just

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 * shat myself again and then you get shot

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 * in the head yeah it's two shots and a

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 * shot in the head yeah that was the

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 * ongoing rule in Germany but yeah I mean

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 * so he obviously always said that they

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 * didn't know that the concentration chant

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 * contra going on but at some point you

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 * get up and you look outside and you're

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 * like where are those Jews that used to

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 * live there those big communities of Jews

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 * we shut up gone for some reason yeah so

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 * obviously he's he's pretending a little

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 * bit of naivety I naivety there because

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 * you had to know what was going on but

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 * that's what he was saying about Germany

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 * he always would bring up one point of

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 * pride that he had was I'm from Wisconsin

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 * and that's when he would he's the size

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 * of Wisconsin oh and he would always

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 * bring up the fact that that state that

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 * country nearly took over the world and

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 * it it is extremely astonishing the it's

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 * big about a really gland they were able

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 * to take yeah this is the thing if he

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 * doesn't attack

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 * Stalin and if

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 * don't use all of their resources like a

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 * bunch of retards to pardon though you

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 * know pun it seems like they killed the

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 * wrong ones because they just used up

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 * everything they had and they ran an oil

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 * well attacking Stalin was all part of

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 * the mystical occult belief yeah because

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 * the Slavs were a big part of it the

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 * Slavs were among the same ilk of the

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 * Jews and Gypsies things like that

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 * because I will say then it also started

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 * in Austria way back in like

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 * austria-hungary where all these

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 * Hungarians and Slavic people were

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 * treating the Jews like shit right and

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 * they were you know the Jews were like

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 * disappearing becoming part of a servant

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 * class I mean exactly that started me

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 * that's where it kind of began when the

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 * Jews come in all they do is build movie

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 * theaters restaurants and bookstores what

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 * is the complaint it's just like I'm

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 * sorry I provided venues for you stupid

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 * fat German sausage lovers the same

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 * exhibit entertained by it in a cinema

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 * it's the same exact like logical

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 * thinking that made Jeffrey Dahmer

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 * believe that he could create human

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 * zombies that would suck it is a world if

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 * it is just you take Jake Jeffrey Dahmer

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 * make him president right and then Daniel

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 * debts Hitler that's when it writes I

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 * don't know what dire straits the country

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 * would have to be in order to support a

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 * Jeffrey Dahmer for president and frankly

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 * it wasn't a very good public speaker no

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 * I mean everything was a mom blood he was

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 * a mumbler yeah you slow talker and then

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 * you hear but you read but the thing

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 * about Hitler there they were talking

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 * about how Hitler supposedly met with

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 * this famous magician and a cultist was

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 * like Erich von human yerevan or

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 * something right some German and that uh

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 * basically before 1938 there's like he

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 * studied with this guy who had him they

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 * worked on a system of magical gestures

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 * that like when he spoke he would do

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 * these things as was have a cold like

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 * power to get your attention and like

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 * make you obey Him which is a part of

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 * like us a weird sort of German denial

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 * though that's what it sounds like that

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 * sounds like Hitler had to have been a

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 * warlock for yeah for the German people

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 * to have fallen a long line does of a

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 * Charlie Sheen type of insanity to him we

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 * took a

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 * drama lessons whenever you in between

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 * like in between uh like after the beer

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 * beer hall pushed until you know he was

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 * on his way to becoming Chancellor like

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 * he to the what's this beer hall pushed

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 * that was whenever the Nazis tried to do

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 * a coup against the parlor get against

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 * against the bimah republic in food

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 * twenties or thirty something like that

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 * and then one way when he went to prison

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 * he wrote Mein Kampf

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 * he studied up on a lot of stuff and then

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 * he came out and he he said that uh going

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 * into prison was a university grade

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 * education paid for by the state

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 * yeah you imagine electing a president

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 * who was a former felon who was in prison

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 * yeah now the funniest terrorists

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 * essentially felon like wins you get a

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 * political terrorist who was treated

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 * right to do a military coup the

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 * government it would be like it fell

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 * Timothy McVeigh we get Timothy McVeigh

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 * out of prison we breed we would get his

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 * corpse we threw a nice Necronomicon uh

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 * type story yeah and um and we get them

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 * up there and we prop them up weekend at

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 * Bernie's style we make him president we

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 * gave him some improv classes get him

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 * some zip zap zop in there and see what

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 * see what he can do yes another country

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 * goes I'm sure it would be just perfect

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 * I used to I'm gonna say less than

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 * perfect yes so it's an absolute disaster

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 * I pour with Hitler's Germany and then it

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 * just I just love again it just got you

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 * know I don't like to get political but

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 * it's just like the idea of anyone

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 * comparing any one of our presidents to

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 * Hitler is pretty funny when you look at

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 * it was I me that Hitler was a lifetime

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 * criminal who end up being a mass

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 * murdering complete and total madman and

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 * right you just just brocco bombs not

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 * Hitler

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 * it's not possible regular man exactly

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 * what Hillary did no she wasn't Miller

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 * because it's like bushes Hillier it's

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 * like why are you saying such negative

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 * things about Hitler you know Hillary

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 * could speak Hitler to be like I am

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 * better than that idiot

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 * I'm nothing yet but he's an idiot idiot

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 * ranch you I got you a did some crazy

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 * shit but give me public speaking say I

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 * was watching him doing speeches last

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 * night and you could tell sometimes it's

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 * on researching these podcast much fun

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 * research these podcast by the way I

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 * would love

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 * to watch the practice of Hitler going

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 * through his spiel in the mirror or in

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 * front of his well they have what now we

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 * go sama bin Laden you hear that likely

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 * with the whole movies about him

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 * practicing his speeches that's a

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 * ludicrous kill the infidels ah no no no

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 * no no no no I'll get to that hold up the

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 * sign hold up all the lines I can read

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 * the infinite infidels dying immediately

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 * immediately okay ready let's go

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 * you saw Hitler speaking and people just

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 * going absolutely fuckin insane and you

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 * could see them everyone smile just like

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 * who can't believe they're buying this

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 * shit yeah

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 * just feel like you just seem just kind

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 * of like hah okay oh yeah they're on

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 * board so you were saying earlier you so

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 * he went to prison you wrote the mind

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 * coffee of the beer the beer prob we walk

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 * push out push it just sounds like it

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 * sounds like a bunch of hoopa's went in

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 * there with machine guns

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 * yeah just like pieces of large let's

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 * take him up Germans the master race did

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 * not have a master of the tongue because

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 * that language is muddled and full of

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 * saliva it is just disgusting so after

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 * all of that this is where he came up

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 * with some of his more occult views it's

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 * where he came he's been he was into the

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 * occult since he was young like he was

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 * introduced to this stuff like way way

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 * way back in World War one in fact in

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 * World War one the swastika was a

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 * good-luck charm

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 * that a lot of soldiers wore because it

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 * is a good luck I mean in Tibetan

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 * mythology it's a there's not so much a

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 * symbol of Agni the god of Sun Fire

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 * creation and a symbol of good fortune

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 * it's a symbol of that it's also a symbol

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 * of Christianity critten like my

19:17
 * grandmother used to have a swastika

19:19
 * necklace and of course

19:21
 * you can't wear that publicly anymore no

19:23
 * no but if that's not from her

19:24
 * grandmother and it used to be a very

19:26
 * legitimate just like it wasn't a thing

19:28
 * yeah there was like oh that's a that's a

19:30
 * Lord loving little gal right government

19:32
 * agency in Britain used to use the

19:35
 * swastika as their logo right my favorite

19:38
 * story about I was reading about I read a

19:40
 * book a while ago called the bunker which

19:42
 * is a sort of a bunch of witness

19:45
 * recollections of what happened in the

19:46
 * last week of Hitler's life

19:48
 * and the way his life carried out he

19:52
 * lived at such a high level of insanity

19:55
 * for so long women on the amount of drugs

19:59
 * that Anna Nicole Smith would have been

20:00
 * yeah years ago he was a huge good stuff

20:03
 * he believed he was dying all the time

20:05
 * because he was super paranoid this was a

20:07
 * whole thing reviewed there people began

20:09
 * to like because of his young belief in

20:11
 * the occult after a while like and then

20:13
 * what like Nietzsche wrote about like the

20:15
 * ubermensch you begin to believe he

20:17
 * really was a chosen person and that will

20:19
 * people told him that concept which is so

20:22
 * ironic from a young age

20:23
 * like from the time that he was just

20:27
 * starting on whenever he was infiltrating

20:29
 * the what later became the National

20:31
 * Socialist Party for the Bavarian

20:33
 * government like at that time there like

20:36
 * Germany has sent us a savior and his

20:38
 * name is Hitler yes I know grew my young

20:40
 * age but during the but in the bunker so

20:44
 * he's completely insane I used to believe

20:47
 * that he could she dreamt about the

20:49
 * assassination attempts at him which is

20:50
 * how he managed to dodge like when they

20:52
 * try to blow him up at that one big like

20:54
 * meeting that they did were all the

20:55
 * variants like high higher up to the SS

20:57
 * came and he managed to sit in the wrong

20:59
 * side of the table where they put the

21:01
 * bomb down in the suitcase and like it

21:03
 * flip the table over and protected him

21:05
 * accident I mean that tiny note so his

21:07
 * insanity has proven to be a positive way

21:11
 * to deter death also like it sees like I

21:14
 * don't ever sit on the same side of the

21:15
 * table I never do it just like why they

21:19
 * put the bomb uses like I think you're

21:21
 * crazy when it happens using kebab that's

21:24
 * a Japanese right again that is a million

21:27
 * see I mean that's it sandy is a

21:30
 * fantastic medical condition that I think

21:33
 * has kept human beings alive since the

21:35
 * day of the days of gorillas yeah that's

21:37
 * a thing and he's come entirely

21:38
 * unpredictable so you don't know whether

21:40
 * or not he's gonna promote you or put you

21:41
 * to death no matter what it is it you do

21:43
 * and they were tight like in the bunker

21:45
 * he's going insane and so it's him and

21:47
 * gurbles and his family it's him and Eva

21:49
 * Braun and so the night before they

21:52
 * decide to all kill themselves when

21:54
 * results going on because Hitler was like

21:56
 * I'm gonna die here I'm dying in Germany

21:58
 * no one's gonna take me they didn't

21:59
 * really put this together that's a very

22:00
 * occult

22:01
 * a of death yeah the group suicide they

22:04
 * got because Eva Braun and Hitler were

22:05
 * never officially married she had enough

22:07
 * she he had her died on top of him just

22:10
 * so when she died she had one last shit

22:11
 * on his chest but no they they both

22:16
 * dressed in black and had a wedding

22:18
 * ceremony that was his death like wedding

22:21
 * ceremony they knew they were gonna die

22:22
 * and then gurbles and his wife fed all

22:25
 * the children and the dogs poison

22:27
 * chocolate so they all died in their

22:29
 * sleep will you just give me a dog

22:31
 * chocolate they're allergic to yeah yeah

22:32
 * and so the they killed all the kids and

22:35
 * then they they uh she took a bunch of

22:37
 * pills and he blew his brains out now I

22:39
 * mean it was a super morbid super fucked

22:42
 * up set of scenarios like yeah the one I

22:44
 * taken completely out of context it's

22:46
 * mildly romantic sorta yeah in this guy

22:50
 * married before you die but that's just

22:52
 * being German now like a demeanor that's

22:54
 * uh they believed in all of those insane

22:56
 * I just I want to see the little tubby

22:58
 * kids just eating the chocolate oh god

23:01
 * they got your chocolate no your little

23:03
 * chocolate that's probably exactly what

23:11
 * it sound like yeah good but the thing is

23:13
 * is then and then someone like Hitler

23:15
 * then managed to his fucking backup

23:17
 * dancers were all juror killers of their

23:20
 * own he had fucking gurbles who had manga

23:24
 * Josef Mengele doctor Mengele says is a

23:28
 * frightening man and I got into an

23:30
 * argument recently with somebody he was

23:31
 * trying to tell me that the Germans

23:32
 * created a lot they did a lot for medical

23:36
 * advancements fuck that

23:37
 * now the thing is mangle is going back to

23:40
 * Dahmer for all intents and purposes he

23:43
 * was like drilling a hole in somebody's

23:45
 * head and putting Diet Sprite in his

23:46
 * brain thinking that this is going to

23:48
 * make him some zombie this is one with

23:50
 * that level of intelligence

23:51
 * I was like reading about it and you try

23:53
 * to change people's like you take little

23:55
 * Jewish children and that was theirs they

23:57
 * called him the children he called

23:58
 * himself to them uncle Mengele no it was

24:01
 * like come in and give them sweets and

24:02
 * all of the children that they chose for

24:04
 * his various experiments were like

24:06
 * treated incredibly well like they were

24:08
 * taken out of the camps and supposed to

24:09
 * be super special Turkish Delight yeah

24:12
 * I'm lying which wardrobe would stick

24:14
 * colored you

24:15
 * without anesthesia he would jab needles

24:17
 * in their eyes and try to change the

24:19
 * colors of their eyes by squirting dye

24:20
 * into their faces they had like and then

24:22
 * human centipede literally came directly

24:24
 * out of this he switched eyeing twins

24:26
 * together he would sew twins together

24:27
 * yeah and see if they would live and they

24:29
 * would just die I he was a complete and

24:33
 * total fucking psychopath right like

24:36
 * murderer no user signs and it's just

24:38
 * like what do you do because you know he

24:41
 * had a writer report though like do all

24:43
 * this shit and he would write a fucking

24:45
 * memo and then they would go and have a

24:47
 * sit-down with him a couple SS officers

24:49
 * nerves like well what did you learn he's

24:51
 * just like soot winds die when you cut

24:54
 * out the brains ah very good one of the

24:57
 * reports has to end with the two words

24:59
 * they died they then died they died

25:01
 * yeah yeah I mean the what there is zero

25:04
 * the only thing that the only advancement

25:07
 * of technology came from a Jewish fella

25:09
 * named Einstein who invented the bomb

25:10
 * yeah it was the only thing that came out

25:12
 * of German we got him and they and they

25:14
 * they all ran away from Germany and

25:16
 * that's how we want Billy in the end it's

25:17
 * like we end up winning because of how

25:19
 * terrible they were because all of the

25:21
 * because they did they were ahead of us

25:23
 * in the atomic race we're doing great

25:25
 * they were doing really great and then

25:26
 * all of them were like oh shit then they

25:29
 * Turner Mac and the smartest of their

25:30
 * people yeah and then the smartest other

25:32
 * people got the fuck out of there because

25:34
 * there are people who are running the

25:36
 * Nazi Party were like all of Hitler's

25:38
 * meathead psychopath friends just what

25:41
 * all animals all guys that he had grown

25:43
 * up with that we're all in the same

25:44
 * mystical shit as he was like they were

25:46
 * all hardcore to this time and you know

25:49
 * we figure so he grew up what the tens

25:51
 * the 20s Germany's in this terrible

25:53
 * depression there's no money in the

25:55
 * country they just lost a war his

25:58
 * thoughts must have been completely

25:59
 * validated because like most occult

26:01
 * theory it always kind of stems with the

26:03
 * end of the world right well yeah it all

26:05
 * can't just all came together for because

26:07
 * you had hit this you know society this

26:09
 * uh mystical belief of like the Aryan

26:11
 * Nation yet that and then while he was in

26:14
 * uh in prison he got a hold of a fucking

26:17
 * eugenics book what's eugenics eugenics

26:19
 * is the belief that you know humanity has

26:23
 * you know our genetic pools become too

26:26
 * muddled if it's bright

26:28
 * into this race it's just all racists I

26:30
 * thought it's racist science that's all

26:32
 * it is yeah and in fact they were

26:34
 * professors at the time of racial hygiene

26:36
 * like professors at colleges of racial

26:39
 * hygiene and then after World War I just

26:43
 * one under siding and they had this thing

26:45
 * called stabbed in the back where the

26:47
 * reason why well because a lot of Germans

26:49
 * you know said like they didn't want

26:50
 * World War one and they thought that you

26:52
 * know they were gonna win it all of a

26:53
 * sudden they uh they surrendered and

26:55
 * there was this conspiracy that the Jews

26:58
 * were the ones that had surrendered for

27:01
 * them how dumb for the German people I'm

27:03
 * sorry I don't want it well they were

27:05
 * poor and I think the age it's like a

27:07
 * political situation you know you see an

27:09
 * opportunity you play to the crowd they

27:11
 * ate it up hook line and sinker and then

27:15
 * you become the strongest most powerful

27:17
 * man in the world that's why I love we

27:19
 * were talking about before the movie

27:20
 * shockwaves which is a great movie about

27:22
 * a Nazi Zombies same thing shockwave some

27:25
 * was dead snow that's known as snow so

27:27
 * much fun snows is it more of a comical

27:30
 * take on the whole yeah but if there is

27:31
 * just something I like my favorite video

27:34
 * game is a game in which I'm killing

27:36
 * Nazis well sign Return to Castle

27:38
 * Wolfenstein though my favorite game so

27:40
 * good give me give me a game in which I

27:43
 * am killing and then if there's zombies

27:45
 * even better but like or actually it's

27:47
 * probably better if they're just a live

27:48
 * zombie alive Nazis I I didn't like

27:50
 * killing them I just like what when I'm

27:52
 * playing the video game it's just so good

27:54
 * I just wish you could do worse things to

27:56
 * him

27:56
 * that's the thing you just don't have an

27:57
 * enemy like the Nazis if we had an enemy

27:58
 * like the Nazis there would be one

27:59
 * anti-war Prasanna bin Laden was close

28:01
 * yeah but he didn't lead a nation he led

28:03
 * a small group you there's only a hundred

28:05
 * um al Qaeda members in Afghanistan good

28:08
 * thing about Al Qaeda though that's

28:10
 * that's kind of what that would they have

28:12
 * their advantages that the way their

28:13
 * philosophy works is that anybody can

28:15
 * claim to be al Qaeda it's funny because

28:17
 * al Qaeda is more of a large tent party

28:19
 * yeah than the not yet not using much

28:22
 * more specific they were extremely

28:23
 * suspicious of specific like the SS you

28:26
 * couldn't be in the SS if you even had so

28:29
 * much as a tooth filled like you had to

28:32
 * be a perfect spend and that's why the SS

28:34
 * were so badass yeah and they were Gary

28:37
 * like they were really effective and

28:39
 * there were also there

28:40
 * a very mystical society like they all

28:42
 * use like they all about but all their

28:44
 * belt buckles were the swastika the soul

28:46
 * society used yeah and all the Luftwaffe

28:49
 * swords they all had the full society

28:51
 * swastika which is a different swastika

28:53
 * what's that swastika what is a dual

28:55
 * society the Thule Society was it was

28:58
 * started by Madame Blavatsky who had

29:00
 * traveled to Tibet and had written this

29:03
 * book called uh the secret doctrine in

29:05
 * which whenever somebody travels to Tibet

29:07
 * they always come back with some reality

29:10
 * we know it's real or not yeah and she

29:12
 * came back and she said that she was told

29:14
 * the UH what was it the mystical secrets

29:17
 * of the universe

29:18
 * sure uh yeah well yes you saw the

29:21
 * mystical secrets of the universe and a

29:23
 * lot of this stuff had to do with racial

29:25
 * purity and where things were going in

29:28
 * the Thule Society if you go Society

29:30
 * became eventually became the Nazi Party

29:33
 * like the Thule Society was the UH it was

29:36
 * the racial purity movement the racial

29:38
 * purity moon the Thule Society eventually

29:39
 * became the Nazi Party that's so I mean

29:42
 * this racial purity thing is obviously a

29:44
 * huge theme there first of all I don't

29:45
 * understand the whole there didn't look

29:47
 * at a black chick with huge tits and a

29:49
 * fat ass and just being on a nail that I

29:51
 * mean I bet he did though yeah yeah bet

29:53
 * he did I think he did well I think in

29:55
 * the anything everyone at homosexual but

29:57
 * like so he just he hates the fact that

29:59
 * he loved and was to fuck a black chick

30:00
 * so bad yeah this has to like become an

30:03
 * evangelical preacher against it I think

30:05
 * there's a part of it there when you got

30:06
 * mean there's just a I mean every single

30:09
 * Republican senator comes out uh fighting

30:13
 * viciously against homosexuals yeah much

30:15
 * assuredly get in have fuckin having not

30:18
 * even just like normal

30:19
 * sweet gay sex it's all just like you're

30:22
 * gonna shit in my my mouth and then act

30:25
 * on that dick bleep yeah exactly

30:27
 * oh I guess all something ever you just

30:29
 * hate him he made him and there's one

30:30
 * fuckin fuckin so hard all I hate him how

30:32
 * come

30:33
 * yeah I really true you know what we

30:35
 * should start doing cuz you just don't

30:37
 * see anymore

30:37
 * let's go to Tibet Yeah right let's go to

30:40
 * Tibet

30:40
 * come back say when we went to bed Tibet

30:43
 * we realized that the last podcast on the

30:44
 * left it's the true message of God right

30:47
 * Yeah right

30:48
 * oh that's true get people to start

30:49
 * listening to it because these are all

30:51
 * these people getting power

30:53
 * right a doctrine saying that you you

30:55
 * know been Kissel yep went into a

30:57
 * mountain a goat-headed serpent bodied

31:01
 * angel no it's as I like met told you

31:04
 * told you that you you know that you were

31:07
 * going to be amazing on late night yeah I

31:09
 * wrote a tight 10 for you yeah no you

31:12
 * know and then you just go out and just

31:14
 * do that take 10 and then was like and

31:15
 * that was given to me by Methuselah the

31:18
 * goat headed sir it's mostly about

31:20
 * cauldrons let a cauldron jokes yeah and

31:23
 * I got a pretty good mountain material as

31:25
 * well so I think it's going to go over

31:27
 * pretty well but I will say this eugenic

31:29
 * stuff is unbelievable might my uncle is

31:31
 * one of these fellas the beliefs are

31:33
 * still out there my uncle I had a

31:35
 * conversation with me one time which I

31:36
 * thought was very frightening because

31:37
 * he's googled certain things okay and in

31:41
 * his book of thought of course black

31:44
 * people are the dumbest whites or this

31:45
 * middle smartest and Asians are the by

31:48
 * far the most intelligent just true which

31:50
 * is yeah I mean it it does seem to be

31:53
 * true it's just such a bizarre series of

31:56
 * thoughts to have and it's a strange one

31:58
 * it's the easiest way to catalog human

32:00
 * beings I will say that yeah yeah you

32:02
 * know it's not as if it's just like just

32:05
 * take all the greys out of there it's

32:06
 * really hard to think it's really hard to

32:09
 * like sort of like mash a bunch of like

32:11
 * sort of like logic and like like really

32:13
 * be rational so it's like just be extreme

32:15
 * and so much easier to to just hate a

32:18
 * whole race of people for no reason

32:20
 * whatsoever then have to imagine that

32:22
 * every single race has its own tiny flaws

32:24
 * that each person matters and you just

32:26
 * have to be a normal human being you know

32:29
 * being a little bit I mean that's the

32:31
 * thing if Hitler was black he would have

32:33
 * had he would have been got the black

32:36
 * army he would have gotten if he just

32:38
 * like why me I'm gonna happy at least he

32:41
 * was one of us

32:42
 * because

32:43
 * the other was black there have you a

32:44
 * white person left on this planet that is

32:46
 * rough yeah we would be damned nightmare

32:50
 * I just don't think there would be one

32:52
 * well does I don't think they're gonna

32:54
 * want to do that I think oh you know

32:55
 * fucking white person could choose to

32:58
 * want to eliminate another race now you

33:00
 * never gets up about us it just loves

33:01
 * doing it I will say I'm happy you're

33:03
 * good at it we will say the German people

33:05
 * you're a good bunch of folks thank you

33:07
 * for the hot mustard and the wonderful

33:08
 * prophet Vasa no polish yeah that's good

33:11
 * yeah you have pretzels and and all the

33:13
 * fantastic beer so this is going to wrap

33:14
 * up this last episode on the left and we

33:17
 * got Henry Zebrowski I and Marcus Parkes

33:19
 * hi oh we will oh my god don't get done

33:21
 * he literally drew a Hitler's - when he

33:24
 * said that I like looked over and he was

33:26
 * a completely dressed as Hitler first oh

33:28
 * my gosh what kind of facial hair with

33:29
 * the black Hitler have I would be so much

33:31
 * cooler they'd just be like fantastic

33:34
 * mutton chops their name he would really

33:36
 * look like the rent is too damn high guy

33:38
 * yeah black killer he's a beautiful man

33:40
 * all right well we got to wrap it up

33:42
 * we'll be back next week with another

33:43
 * fantastic series of tales or subject

33:47
 * matter series of tales yeah what both of

33:52
 * them will have tails and another subject

33:53
 * that is gonna be entertaining as a goose

33:56
 * got I think as a shave read to the end

33:59
 * again we should we'll be back next week

34:01
 * with another bunch of fun tales yeah

34:06
 * with poppy corn know we'll be talking

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 * about something amazing

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